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HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE

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* Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

* Drum on every available surface.

* Staple papers in the middle of the page.

* Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...

* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

* Pay for your dinner with pennies.

* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

* Light road flares on a birthday cake.

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

* Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

* Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

* Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".

* Resend humorous e-mail messages to the person who sends them to you.

* Leave all headers and footnotes on forwarded jokes.

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Staple papers in the middle of the page;) i do it all the time just to piss off my boss.

 

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.i have to remind my abti to turn off his signal

whenever we go somewhere together:(

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Jacaylbaro;117691 wrote:
* Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

* Drum on every available surface.

* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...

* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

* Pay for your dinner with pennies.

* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

* Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

* Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".

* Resend humorous e-mail messages to the person who sends them to you.

:D:D:D,,,,,,,,,,,,,intani waa astamihii dadka waalan lagu yaqaanay. Naga tag.Yaa Manakoopiyo loola caraara

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Set alarms for random times.

Ask people what gender they are.

Begin all your sentences with “Ohh la la!”

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

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Crystal loool I used to do that, nowadays waan iska jaray laakin..whenever i LAUGH i used to c myself drumming the table lmao :P and no i wasnt trynna annoy anyone!

 

salaam

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