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Guhaad   

Okay, ladies and gentleman, you have seen the show 'wild'n'out' by Nick on MTV. You know at the end of the show how they have the rap/joke competition where one gets points for mocking the other.

 

well, ain't goin be teams, but individuals. so i thought we do something like it. we can never know who wins, but as long as you are replying, you still got some in you.

 

this is open. you can respond in anyway, as long as it is short, to the point, funny, etc.

 

Ready.Set.Go (if you got nothing to start with, start with me.) :D

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J.Lee   

This dude spat on my shoes

and he stepped on them too

So I grabbed a four by four

and smacked him clear through the door.

 

I didn't mean to kill him though

but sh!t happens unless u're constipated dude.

 

Too much red bull. smile.gif

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Guhaad   

thanks sis for bringing this back!

 

well,Lee, seems like

your the only Nomad whose

got game, and the will to go at it

but i am wondering if you

gots what it takes to keep going

coz i don't want to be hit with four by four

by being nice :D

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ZOLA   

hey yo Kafaaxiye, hey yo Kafaxiiye...am gonna come back to finish what i meant to say ..lol

 

A.A

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Guhaad   

^hahaha, walllahi you made me laugh. love them two white boyz. :D

 

 

by all means, come back, like Bush once said, "if we take two steps back, we take one step forward" :D

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J.Lee   

I got what it takes to roc' da mic (yeaaaaah)

 

Listen (what) Listen (what) Listeeeeeeen!

 

 

Dude, I'm so ill: I throw up my own words

Just to make myself sick

But you know what's funny?

Your pic'

Looking like anorexics make fun of you

I bet if you twisted sideways, you'd disappear too

 

 

Bii ees: Mikey Day and the pimp are my favorite.

 

The London bridge remix with Lil Jon' :D

 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

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Guhaad   

^lol@Jimca Lee

 

its funny that you started

with my pic' as i was looking

at yours. seems though i am suffering,

seems like someone is so unsatisfied,

they bout to call it suicidal smile.gif

 

bii iis: love all them cats

 

reporter; 'what is the best thing about being white",

white guy; 'not being black' haha, from mind of mencia :D

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J.Lee   

^I love that dude.

 

Maandhow, if you also like George Carlin, Lewis black, Paul Mooney, and Bill Maher, then we might just have to get married.

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Originally posted by Jimca Lee:

Bill Maher,

Is he still on TV? I don't watch TV much but I rarely missed his weekly, late night 1/2 show on ABC. For some reason I can't recall now they stopped airing his show. He was always surrounded by controversy. I remember one time he got so much flack for saying the 9/11 punch were braver (since they sacrificed their lifes for what they believed) than American fighter pilots who drop their deadly load from safe altitudes.

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J.Lee   

Ah! The days of politically incorrect.

 

ABC canned him (because of that comment)and he is not on T.V anymore, he is on HBO. :D (Real time with Bill Maher)

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Guhaad   

Jimca Lee,

 

Maandheey, i thought the same thing. the only way we can get along is if we settle our similarities! providing unsubstantiated evidence why we should still watch Paul Mooney as he has oftan presented when he consumed higher than the maximum limit of-you-know-what :D

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waryaa i am kamin tru i am kamin tru

step aside maryooley it is digale and the cru

laf dhabar iyo geesood i think u know them too

jim caale dig my style so I told her to get shovel

kafaxiye need to upload , he aint on this level :D

u dhonti want to mess wit me i crush u like demolition derby

Now who is hard like digale, i represent like salad darbi'kix kix kix (get it ..his last name means a hard wall)

 

'yaa wax qasay!

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Guhaad   

goodone@digaale

 

well, man, i thought

you never make it,

yep, the wedding

it is true that it takes hell-of-alot

time to drive from the Ghetto to Suburbia

but since you here, I dig you

No, no, you can't sit there

i am gonna have to let you sit by the

exit door, just for security reasons

so that in case the fire goes off

you be the one, the whistle blower :D

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