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love to a beautiful woman..

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:eek: :eek:

 

peace and amn't comin' near you... ;)

 

The last thing I wanted to hear is me Seeing you Dawoco...am praying...

 

Do u have a personal problem with me twig.. :eek:

 

Ibraaa will remain..

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nafta   

gatverdamme, wat een viezerik....

 

i wonder, does he get any sexual grstification posting these sort of lude and suggestive posts?

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nuune   

^^^^ loool@dhayman

 

 

jaceylbaro, dhibkan dhan adaa ka danbeeya abbaa, haddaa sexiologist tahay dadka dhan saas maa ka dhigi rabtaana :D

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Ok,,, waa loo baahan yahay,,,, caawa at 3:00 after midnight iyo bacaadka weyn ee magaalada ka dambeeya ha la isugu yimaado,, ha la arko markaas cidda raysa ! ! !

 

Aniga Nuune igu dhaafa . . . hadaan ciidda cunsiin waayo waydun arki doontaan :D:D

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Originally posted by The Rendezvous:

[QB] Making Love to a Woman

 

1.MAKING COFFEE

 

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

 

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

 

2.LAYING A CARPET

Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

 

3.HANGING WALLPAPER

 

Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

 

4.PUTTING UP A TENT

 

Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.

 

5.WASHING A CAR

 

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

 

6.BEING IN THERAPY

 

And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

 

7.BEING IN A CRASH

 

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

 

8.GOING FISHING

 

Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

 

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

 

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Ati Who said KENYANMALIS are the best in BED ;)

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How about making love to a handsome man? ;)

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