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How long before I can get a haircut?

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Soul Man   

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

 

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "about an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

 

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes". In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

 

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "to your house."

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Delilah   

i'm still trying to find the " funny" inthis joke!! But, i guess everyone has their own cup of tea, this just happens to not be mine!! cheers!!! icon_razz.gif

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Delilah   

i'm still trying to find the " funny" in this joke!! But, i guess everyone has their own cup of tea, this just happens to not be mine!! cheers!!! icon_razz.gif

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