underdog Posted April 10, 2003 Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Lady: I am 76 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: Then what? Little Old Lady: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 10, 2003 heheheheheheh what an old woman! (oh and apology accepted for whatever) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoMa_InC Posted April 10, 2003 loooooooooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuNsHyNe Posted April 10, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! am stil laughing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted April 10, 2003 This make LOL 4 real........tnx I don't think she will be found guilty according to the westren court systems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted April 10, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That was funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
global_nova Posted April 10, 2003 verry interesting my dear Watson. We'll have to examine this, but not quite so close. Just goes to show you, that you can't trust those smilers, huh!! :eek: :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keeping Faith Posted April 10, 2003 looooooooooooooooooool That was really funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted April 10, 2003 Oh my! Thats hysterical! "Little Old Lady: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him!" Serves him right for raising her hopes like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
