Sign in to follow this  

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....

Recommended Posts

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....


No, your husband or partner is not included in the list!!


1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."


2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."


3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".


4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"


5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"


6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."


7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.


8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.


9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

i loughed my *** of in here yoooooow :D

any wayz funy but how can a brotha come up with that damn i thought u was a sista :rolleyes: and i had to read ur name twice. ;) ........

any wayz two thumbs up~~~~~~ :D

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

You have refreshed my memory Bro..Dis is Funy


Actually I have read it in a differen way on number 4

The POSTMAN Rather than the MILKMAN


THE POSTMAN: After the fine lady on her pajama answers the door to receive her dose of the delivery he kindly asks her "Do you want me to drop it in the front or in the back?"


Yo is it Ramadan we ain't supposed to be talking such thing...


1 Luve

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this