Bush...jokez

[Fiisabiililah]

here are sum ..i found on the net...enjoy

 

Bush and Cheney Lunch

 

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant. Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"

The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was."

 

As she marches off in a huff, Cheney leans over and says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."

 

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(He is a unique president, and when i say unique...u betta believe it here are some of his words! lol)

 

BUSH QUOTES!

 

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

...George W. Bush

 

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush

 

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

 

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."

...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

 

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

...Governor George W. Bush

 

"The future will be better tomorrow." (lol)

...Governor George W. Bush

 

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

...Governor George W. Bush

 

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." ( is this guy serious)

...George W. Bush

 

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

 

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." (LOL)

...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

 

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

...Governor George W. Bush

 

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ( u dont say)

...Governor George W. Bush

 

"[it's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

...Governor George W. Bush ( oh heeeeelnah)

[nuune]

he is the most empty-minded person i have ever seen or heard of.

 

but his jokes are good though he said them in real time.

[Ariadne]

ever hear of condemning yourself with your own words or speak not if unsure of the situation lol

[3zma1L]

Lol

[Ariadne]

This was forwarded to me I thought it was funny

 

> > A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced

> > that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and

> > have him looking for work in six weeks."

> >

> > A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one

> > person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

> >

> > A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we

> > can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and

> > have them both looking for work in two weeks."

> > An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way

> > behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him

> > in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and

> > the other half preparing for war.

[sYric-STiPHuLLa]

when asked what is taking so long with the war with terrorism immediately after 9/11

 

bush responded " i will not take a 20 million doller missle and aim it at a 10 million doller tent and hit a camel in the butt"( no sh!t genius)

[Fiisabiililah]

LoL @ cutie ...that sh*t waz funny!

 

Yow TJ..i dont know what to say....i guess he gives the retarded poeple hope!..lol

[Instinct.Poet]

Bush--Bush--Bush,

What can i say,

I sometimes don't know whether i should lough

or feel pitty for him.

 

 

I was Watching "Jay Leno" A late night show that

is aired in the Americaz,

Anyway he was quoting Bush from a meeting he had

with the president of Brazil,

This is how it went>

As they were discussing issues, bush saw that the

advisor to the president was black.

and he Paused and whispered to the president

And said"You have blacks here too".

not knowing that brazil is the second largest

country that blacks reside in.

Brazilian president looked at him and smilled,

and though that was a joke, but bush was serious,

and demanded for a response,"Is there,ot is there not"?

[Changed]

this is a joke my freind mailed me its not really funyy but it shows how stupid he is

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "**** Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!"

Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?"

 

"Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"