Africa to send troops, food parcels to UK as riots spread

[Jacaylbaro]

ETHIOPIA. The African Union today adopted a unilateral resolution to deploy army troops and care packages to England as looting and violence spread from London to other major cities. Spokesperson Charity Khumalo said “We can no longer stand by while these savages tear themselves apart.”

 

 

 

The AU, meeting today in an emergency session to discuss the ongoing rioting in the UK, has declared that they will do “everything in their power to help bring civilisation to England”.

 

“It’s just so sad, you know?” said Khumalo, speaking from the organisation’s HQ in Addis Ababa. “Sitting here and watching them on TV while their society implodes. We cannot in good conscience remain idle and let it happen.”

 

The AU has announced a range of initiatives that Africans can get involved with to help alleviate the misery of the English.

 

“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’ programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”

 

 

 

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[Nina Fox]

Whats wrong with this picture? Africa sending mucaawino to England -----------loooooooooooooooool wah

 

Aniga maa waalan mise Vietnam aa Salsa laga ciyaarooyaaa?

[Jacaylbaro]

,,, Can u imagine ?? loooooooool

[Al-Miskiin]

I really think they should send troops, Waa inay Amniga London sugaan, oo tuugta la dhacaan madaafiic, suuqyada ay isugu yimaadaana weeraraan, u know just like the way ay Amniga Muqdisho u sugi jireen.

 

And maybe later, AMISOM baa xataa ciidan diri karta? And last but not least, waa in Kampala lagu shiraa oo arimaha London lagu falanqeeyaa.

[Showqi]

Madaxweyne ku meel gaar ah miyey u baahan yihiin.......Sheekh Shariif ayaa shaqadii ka dhamaanaysa mar dhow. He has a lot of experience, the best Madaxweyne ku meel gaar that you could find.............

[A_Khadar]

This reminds me other day when UK's UN embassador is angerly dismissedg the comparison between London's riots and Siriya's demos..