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Oz;949882 wrote:
You saw someone beating your mum/dad, rushed into the house to fetch a weapon and found someone in bed with your wife/husband. Which one would you attend to 1st?

 

 

mum/dad or wife/husband?

 

Oz, the first mistake was rushing to fetch a weapon. The fact that this person gauged the situation and felt mum/dad can hold on while I arm myself indicates a level of fulaynimo .....that may also factor into why this person's spouse is getting externally serviced.

 

So either way its a lose-lose scenario.

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NGONGE   

^^ And you know he won't fight either. He'll claim it's a gang that beat up his parents and raped his spouse. What could one man/woman do against a gang? :D

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wyre   

india is to make it's first zombie movie, Go Goa Gone :D

 

Morning all

I met a philistinian with hard name today

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Juxa   

where do i buy calanka sland? mise one of you will donate it to me, i am decorating the office to cheer up my collegue, of course we had agreed on later celebration on 26th june and first of july.

 

if only siyaasada somaliya/sland was this cordial and ilbax

 

oh yes waad salaamantihiin

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NGONGE   

^^ Morning, Juxa. Go to Barnet Football Club on the 18th of May and you'll probably get yourself a flag there.

 

Norf, fix up warya and give Rafa credit. :P

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STOIC   

Good morning y'all..am in Manhattan New York this morning..never seen rude assss people..Juxa there is story about the Somaliland flag I love to tell always..so my mother Inlaw and father Inlaw are from two different regions (code name for qabiiil)..the old man complains that his Somaliland flag is always moved away from the television stand whenever her friends visit so he went ahead and permanently screwed the flag to the wAll....old man takes his flag so serious hahha

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Juxa   

waa runtiis, he needs some sort of ownership in the house!

 

i still need a flag!

 

ps: why do people, our kind expect me to advise and do work for FREE? i feel ceeb saying charges apply

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STOIC   

Juxa, just tell them to pay it so you can also eat and pay bills ... I never had Somali clients( sorry patient)..only time I had one was a friend that needed some work, but because of his diabetics numbers being high a med consult was needed from his primary doctor. He came over and demanded I do the work despite all the complication that could arise...he was like waar miiicnaaa malahaaa Yemen always took care of me...I was like negro this is America I can go to jail if you stroke out no kidding!

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Juxa   

hahahahahah i know stoic, sometimes i repeat that is not my field, still they insist so i end up doing research just to help them and they take it so granted. i never complain about the elder generation, my beef is the young, lazy ones:)

 

i keep repeating war aniga iskeey uma shaqeysto, my hours are billable and my boss wants ££££

 

this girl needs her xalwa

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Juxa   

That is so nice of you to stay, i dont hear the word 'approachable' often :) waad iga farxisay

 

Sanka ma taagi kartid, you will soon get ''wey kibir badan tahay tag'. kibir is time consuming

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