N.O.R.F Posted October 1, 2012 Alpha Blondy;875795 wrote: plenty of jobs here NORF. you just don't possess the mental dexterity for it, mate. I could run that country on my own Juxa, bal ii save garee the page Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted October 1, 2012 Alpha, this guy looks like you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abu-Salman Posted October 1, 2012 lol @ MI5; some rumors accused me of that and It still affects me. They believe it's mostly sujus who spy albeit lately anyone can be suspect Again without hot water and bath (kind of relax) and this sugar rush got me sick (caramel waffles during night deliveries with a friend). N.O.R.F, later maybe sxb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted October 1, 2012 North: HEre is the job http://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/somali-language-analysts/22060638#/jobs/mi5/p8044&card=details MI5 is the organisation that protects the United Kingdom by watching for and disrupting threats to national security. Our Language Analysts help us in our investigations. We need people to join our team who can understand the Somali language and culture. You’ll listen to recorded conversations, understand what is being said in Somali and the context behind it, and then write it down in good English. Once you have listened to the words, you’ll be able to work out what is important and what is everyday conversation. What exactly are people saying? What are their intentions? Can we act upon this for the good of our community and national security? This really is a worthwhile job as you’ll help to protect people who could be at risk. You will work as part of a team and there will be many different colleagues asking for your help. Sometimes you’ll need to do a quick translation; sometimes it could be a longer piece of work. Discretion is vital. Please only talk about your application with close family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted October 1, 2012 Basaasyadu wey badan yihiin. Pay is c!rap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted October 2, 2012 ^^ That's the problem. I'd actually do it if the pay was any good. It'll be like reading SOL. Extract 1 - 2nd October 2012 - Suspect number 885621 Suspect A: Waxaan ku idhi, alaabta ma inoo heshay? Translation: I say; did you find the stuff? Suspect B: Sabtida la keeni doona. Lakin cidna ha o sheegin. Translation: It'll arrive on Saturday. Don't tell anyone. Suspect A: Haye. Ma wax khatar ba mise waa wiki aan o baranay uun? Translation: Ok. Is it a dangerous thing or the same old stuff? Suspect B: War waa tii aduunka. Kenya ayaa laga keenaya Translation: It's out of this world. They're bringing it from Kenya. Suspect A: Waxan ka baqaya in aanaan helin. Translation: I am worried that I may not get it. Suspect B: Ha o biqin. Dadko intaanay iman ayaan waxayaga la baxayna Translation: Don't worry. We'll take our stuff before any people arrive. Suspect A: Haa dee. Hadi kale way nago qarxaysa. Translation: Exactly. Otherwise it'll explode on us. Suspect B: War miyaad waalantahay. Waa nala boobaya. Translation: Are you crazy? They'll overwhelm us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted October 2, 2012 lol this is convo that could easily relate to DIRAC selling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted October 2, 2012 Afternoon all. Ahhh UAE's eclectic mix of nationalities, each one of them bring their own style of driving on the race tracks roads of Dubai....The one thing that annoys me the most if the Mini White Bus that flash its light when you just wanna cruise on the slow lane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted October 2, 2012 good afternoon Faheema, its been ages since i last saw you on these boards. i hope all is well with you and your finally settled in your chosen career paths after all those years of hoping around the career ladder. i hope they've given you the office with dressing table you've been asking for, and the 3% increase in salary you've been negotiating. mind you, 3% in your world is probably what i earn in a month but nonetheless i hope you're well. regards, Alpha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted October 2, 2012 lol@dressing table Thank you for your kind words Alpha. Hope you're treating Somaliland well, I mean Somaliland is treating you well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted October 2, 2012 ^ as they say in india 5+5 = 10. i'd rate somaliland as a 4 generally. sometimes its an 5 and other times its doesn't even score LOL. its treating me bad but i treat it good all the times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted October 2, 2012 Juxa;876017 wrote: lol this is convo that could easily relate to DIRAC selling No It's Miraa, (qaad) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted October 2, 2012 you have not seen islaamaha discussing latest DIRAC in hushed voices Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted October 2, 2012 I need that MI5 job ......... anyone here who can hook me up ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted October 2, 2012 JB ninyow waxaaas waa soor-quureed....iska daa besides wiilashii oo dhan baa noqday basaasyo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
