TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER!

[Katrina]

TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER

 

10. The world does revolve around them... they choose the coordinate system

 

9. No "couple" enjoys a better "moment"

 

8. They know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship

 

7. They have significant figures

 

6. EK301: The motion of rigid bodies

 

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

 

4. Engineers do it to specification

 

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite

 

2. They know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force

 

1. THEY KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE

 

Maybe you've all seen this before...a refresher never hurt. #1's my favorite, the product of many EM classes. :eek:

[Katrina]

Doubt #2 is accurate and should have a disclaimer.

[Gediid]

^^^^^And how can you prove #2 is inaccurate and what sort of disclaimer DO YOU suggest?????

[Katrina]

Hola,

You want me to "prove" it isn't true? That's a trick question, no? Next, you'll be asking me to prove the boundary conditions or Maxwell's equations, right?

 

#2 has been proven by science...claimed by men Anywaz, it's a combination of both; the length of the vector determines the magnitude of the force.

 

My disclaimer: Don't try at home!

[CHE]

Katrina,

 

-NO.1,Every lil pervert knows, and applied with a great deal of satisfaction, the RHR.

 

-NO.5,I DID NOT KNOW somali sisters were open to that....they've come a long way.

 

-NO.4, right thurr means "right there", the spot and nonewhere else.

 

-NO.2, assumption is made about the length of an engineer's *****.

 

 

I like u just fine though, you've made good case for engineers.

[Walk_for_Somalia]

I personally would give you top ten reasons why not to date one. Many somali men develop a superiority complex. The best part that i personally enjoy is when you drop a bomb on them and tell them you are one too. Watch them sweat, get nervous and drop everything around them. Clumsy i tell ya. What a sight though!

I gurantee you will laugh all the way home.

So enjoy ladies.

[CHE]

You think so Jomana?

 

You're probably right,its usually their looks that intimidate me than their intellect.

[Katrina]

I personally would give you top ten reasons why not to date one. Many somali men develop a superiority complex.

LOL, Jomaana true dat!

 

Only in reading Che' reply did I realize what it seemed I was insinuating...yeah call me slow but nooo my mind wasn't in the gutter when I posted it. I truly enjoyed the associations based on what I do everyday. Reading it put a smile on my face, thought it would for others.

 

Trust me, I have no interest in dating a man coz he's an engineer. Heck if I wanted to do that I'd date myself! I dream of a day where Somali men judge themselves based on the content of their character and not the size of their car, house, bank account, qabil, j.o.b or size of their shoes. What an impossible dream!

 

Hope you don't mind, what displine are you?

[Castro]

Originally posted by Katrina:

I dream of a day where Somali men judge themselves based on the content of their character and not the size of their car, house, bank account, qabil, j.o.b or size of their shoes.

I wear size 13. And I have a big car.

[Ibtisam]

why don't u add ur bank size and qabil too :rolleyes: maybe ur inbox will get a few hi frm miz baala baas

[Walk_for_Somalia]

Che: Wallahi im not hating on my somali brothers... i have greats friends but i was refering to the few that i unfortunately met.

Btw ...Done school yet ?

 

Castro...how are u bro? Dont ask me why am back!

 

Kat: lol... i agree with you. But seriously speaking doesn't having all that mean that the guy is doing something right? I mean com'on hard work pays off and Africans in general are never shy to show it

 

Electrical Sis...How about you?

[Castro]

Originally posted by Jomaana:

Castro...how are u bro? Dont ask me why am back!

I understand the parole system. I won't ask. (Welcome back)

[Rowda]

NO.5,I DID NOT KNOW somali sisters were open to that....they've come a long way.

 

Saaxiib ma'daruuraha ayaad kumaqnay? Don't u know there are more som-girls in higher education than som-guys? yes, I said it! Kanaxow Nafta Waa!

I'm not only talking about the traditional role, u know nurses or teachers (not that those majors are easy or wrong major to take).

Sister good job but I could tell you ten reasons not to date with somali bother with that kind of major!

#1 he only after ur $$$$

#2 he will prob think u're smart aleck

#3 jealous of what u've accomplished

#4 all his relative will live off u

#5 will hate u cuz u're equal to him

#6 u will be the boss around the house

#7 imagine what his mom will think of (back to #1)

#8 his friend will hit on u (not that is bad thing)

#9 imagine Casho & Halimo now days pay there own wedding (u eng? definatly include the "Maher"& "Soorya" too)

#10 I guess kor iyo hoosba adilee Wa.....an

What kind of eng?

[Katrina]

U'all (ibtisam, Castro, Jomaana and my fav Rowda) are killing me with humor on this holy Friday! Stop, I tell you!!

 

Jomaana, ditto sis electrical all the way. Is there any other way to go?? In all seriousness those are good qualities but me referring to those who acquire the additional quality of pride/arrogance thru the process. Ain't nothing uglier than an obnoxiously arrogant man/female but it uglier on a man?

 

Ibtisam; I can vouch for Castro's bank acct. and his qabil it's not the best but a gurl could do worse.

 

Castro; Tell me something I don't already know...like will you marry me and let's make Nur happy.

 

Rowda; LOL your 10 Reasons will be blown-up and laminated in my place. If you only knew...bulls-eye sis. lol

[Walk_for_Somalia]

lol Castro....you can say that. psssst dont tell my parole officer

 

SOL is addictive...so im trying to stay sober or else there will be all kinda project delays and my behind wont be warm sitting in this comfortable chair. Instead it would be cold sitting on the concrete floor of my building along with my desk belongings. Godforbid :rolleyes:

 

First of all wlc to SOL Rowda

 

Secondly OUCH that hurts. My dear sis, you could have avoided accumulating all that hate if you just applied all the math laws you learned in school. They can be applied in real life believe me. You can refer to E-Nuri's posts.

Calculate right, set the rules of the game (make him follow it) and be 1 or 2 steps ahead of the him.