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cynical lady

Vagina Monologue with a somali twist.

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^ Kaalay cadawsanidaa? Habla ka qalee.

 

While there's nothing wrong with proposing an idea, some are better than others. This is a pretty bad one. Those who said nay have the right of it, methinks.

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Abtigiis   

Originally posted by Paragon:

^LOL.

 

To AT&T

 

Soomaalida waxay tiraahdaa:
'Geeloow daaq oo daaq, balse maalintaad Ciin daaqdo ayaa laguu yaabaa'.

 

Marka adigu qofaad doontaba aad la kaftantide, balse maalintaad
Fahiimah
shanta la soo gashid ayaa la hubaa in aan tookha tuurayo, sxb. Ee wiilyahow na kala illaali, raggu yuusan is golxobayn e'.
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Haye Cisse. I can't afford that. Maad goor hore tidhaahdid geela waa lala joogaa? :D

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Paragon   

^ :D . War Geelaada Garre qaadyee, bal stop using that reference in relation to the situation. Tani waa mid 100 qaalmood laga bixiyo, buntuqana loogu dara e'. smile.gif

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Nephissa   

How would a Somali one sound like? He [husband] came at me with a butcher knife on our wedding night, for he could not open my stitched up Cambar? Give us an example here, CL & SS.

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Johnny B   

And she was good.

And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts.

And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself.

And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.

 

And it was good.

 

She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob.

 

And God created man. :D

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