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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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The Ugly...You skip your sister wedding and went ahead to meet your fav author who happens to be Orhan Pamuk, and as you extend your arm to greet him, he is shot in the head by fanatic Turkish nationalist for insulting Turkey. He dies in your arms, his blood soaking your garments.

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The Bad: Everyone pisses themselves laughing when they hear you spent 3+ years studying something that will only allow you to become a travel agent for Thompson Holidays.

 

 

Che, that was an excellent one!

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The Bad:U are sent to war and ur

Unit is ambushed thus u and ur platoon get cut off from the rest.U do not know anything about the out side world and even though u lack ammo and supplies,still u fight ur enemy for quite a while,then u and the rest of the platoon are registered as Missing in action.After some months u come back,ur wife has moved on,ur kids forget ya and ur whole world is changed.Then u regrett why u have been spared.

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The Ugly: You become George Bush's newest ally against the war on terror, and secretly inform him that he should add all the other defacto somali states (putland, somaliland, anyother lands) into the axis of evil....

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The Ugly: Your run out of toilet paper, the toilet wont flush and you cut your butthole and it wont stop bleeding cuase you wiped your azz with the brown roll part of the toilet paper.

 

The Good: Your marry your dream wife.

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