For the Ladies (ONLY) Guy's don't read... for your own Good!!

[LadyFatima]

Sasa Sista's.... a Friend E-mailed this to me, I thought you girls may like it as well......... Enjoy!

 

Men are like...

 

Men are like.....Floor tiles. If you lay them right the

first time,you

can walk all over them for years!

Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money,

they won't

generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not

quite sure why.

Men are like.....Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they

usually head

right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and

and keep you

up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they

say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never

have enough

memory.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can

take them

anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction,

but that's

about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and

they're always

in your hair.

Men are like.... Cement. After getting laid, they take a

long time to

get hard.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to

mature.

Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once

you get the

hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to

do and are

usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all

that bright.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first

sign of emotion.

 

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already

taken and the

ones that are left are handicapped

or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a

little while.

 

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's

food on the

table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're

coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap,

and unreliable.

 

Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they

lose interest.

Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less

firm they are.

Men are like....Newborn babies. They're cute at first, but

you get tired

of cleaning up their crap.

Men are like.....Crystal. Some look real good, but you can

still see

right through them.

Men are like.....Dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no

ring.

Men are like..... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of

you.

 

 

[Buubto]

yeah i like it, some of the things u said r true.

[Hibo]

Su'aal maba xumee walaaleey maxaa intaas oo colaad ah iyo hadal ah kaa keenay ma inankii

kugu danbeeyay baa meesha ku galgashay lol

 

[Hibo]

Su'aal maba xumee walaaleey maxaa intaas oo colaad ah iyo hadal ah kaa keenay ma inankii

kugu danbeeyay baa meesha ku galgashay lol

 

[Hibo]

LOL@@@@ Oday,....yo, u got that right my man. I guess we better watch the DHIIQADA huh?.

 

Ohhh OOPZ, forgot this was only for girls.

 

am sorry I promise i won't come in again, Unless U know

 

Luv,

 

[Batuulo]

<<<<<< Agree All

[Changed]

I LOVE IT ..

TO ALL THE GUYS SHE WARNED YA AND U CAME IN THIS ON UR OWN

[QUEEN EYES]

GOOD ARTICLE SIS, LOVE IT.

HOPE THEY ALL READ AND SEE WHAT THEY ARE

(NOT THE GOOD ONES).....

 

I LOVE SOMALIS

[Raxmah]

LadyFatima--couldn't have described them better

[SHAKA ZULU]

Originally posted by CLOWN:

No,Disrespect Lady Fatima but don't you know all the Men ain't Like Nin-Yaaban?

i mean you should know better than describing a Nin-Yaaban to us, i was expecting a lot more but i only got Nin-Yaaban from you, what a pity.

I couldn't agree more with you Clown as these ladies are only talking about Nin-Yaaban and thank god for that as we have nothing incommon with that old pimp wanna be.

 

now ladies next time come with something that is so unNin-Yaaban, i hope me and Clown made ourselves clear to you.

 

P.S lady fatima i wonder if you met with Nin-Yaaban yet, if you did then i can imagine why you think all men are like that lame and if you didn't then i guess this is your chance to redeem yourself..... now go on and post another topic about us men, or make that MALE ANTHEM topic!

[LuCkY]

I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER. SOME OF THEM ARE HILARIOUS BUT SO TRUE!

[Xalimo7]

All said and done true, but have only one problem, the word,"Men". Lumbing Good and Evil ones as one,that is all

 

see you

[Walking Words]

:cool:

[imperial-lady]

so true

so right

so agreed