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There was an oday who wanted to get his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The oday came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.


Doctor: What was the problem?


Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.


Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!


Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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Tallaabo;920555 wrote:
^ Is this the the thing..... hmmmm bahalka dee.....kii dee... muxuu ahaa dee?

Muraayadii indhaha baad u baahantahay adigu. Waar waa laba nin oo dhagaha isa saaray,,,,,,bahalkii baa meel walba kaaga muuqda:D:D

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Jacaylbaro;192095 wrote:
Skin meets Skin, When is that the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair and balls disappear..



dirty mind ....... its when u BLINK UR EYES


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