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I wanna do it with u. I wanna make u hot & sweaty. I wanna hear your heart beat. I wanna hear us breathing heavily. Let's do it. Let's go jogging.

 

 

What were u thinking? :D

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Ms MoOns   

Jacaylbaro;192093 wrote:
:D
,, Let's have some fun and bring up any dirty minded stuff here ,,,,

''Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.''

 

Ilaahiyoo i cafi, don't know why I said that. :P Reading the first part reminded me of that ****** Lady GaGa song :/ And it's qualifies for this thread, dirrtyyy minded ^^

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wyre   

Ms MoOns;686759 wrote:
''Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.''

 

:eek: jac :D

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Ugaaz Hamze Abdirahman

Boy: Gali Macaanto

Girl: Waan Galiyay

Boy: See u aragtaa

Girl: Aah Aah Xanuun waaye

Boy: Iska Dulqaado

Girl: Ma awoodo

Boy: Okay Cream ama Kareen mari asigaa caadi u galaayo

Girl: Maya Mcn iska daa Faraantigaan cariiri waaye mid kale ii gad

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Sheekada waxa waaye wiil gabar saaxiibtiis faraanti u gaday,

si kale hadii aad u fahantay Allah ha kuu sahlo ,,, :D

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

 

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi." :D

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I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

 

What am I?

 

 

 

You dirty minded people a toothbrush of course. What were you thinking.

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