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Originally posted by 2+2=5:

Must be all that stuff that you're growing messing up with your head!

 

BUMP!

 

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smile.gif People think I'm a vagabond but it's not 100% true.

 

P.S.: The only things I grow are rose bushes, catnip, woodland berries, elderberry trees and hopefully a cherry tree and a magnolia that I'll plant in spring IA ;)

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caadi maahan lol.laughing @ the ring.found this from somewhere.a little test can you tell what kind of word is this?

1-It is a four word letter

2-It is used for a woman.

3-It ends in the letters U-N-T.

 

it is AUNT! and not what you were probably thinking! icon_razz.gif

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Tuujiye   

Aaway bajaq yaashii aniga mar kaste bushimaha banbiirada iyo ilka digirka igu soo taagi Jiray mar ale markaan wax saqajaanimo soo qoro...

 

I guess y'all went bad now yaah??? If I started this topic, i'm sure the admin would have a full mail lool....

 

JB how do you do it saaxiib?

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

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Waar this has nothing to do with saqajaanimo ,,,,, Only dirty minded ppl will have problems and the admin is not ,,, :D

 

 

I'm not so sure about those last photos though ,,,, :D

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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

 

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

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Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

 

She: "Oh, that feels good." .....

 

His hand moves to her breast....

 

She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful". .

 

His hand moves to her leg.

 

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." ..

 

But he stops.

 

She: "Why did you stop?"

 

He: "I found the remote." ... :D

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MZanzi   

What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND works best when it is jerked?

 

 

A Seatbelt you pervert!

Buckle up! icon_razz.gif

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Som@li   

Girl's first time

 

It's your first time.

As you lie back your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he pproaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

 

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.

 

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

 

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

 

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

 

He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

 

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

 

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

 

You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

 

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

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