I would make a list but all my original nomads aren't here anymore....I aint trying to make enemies here. OOOH what they hell!!! I'll trade all of you for ice cream......now what?!!! Don't look at me like that...I mean it

Naa ameenah!!! Where are you? Filin intaa noo shiday baa iska taktay. Whats the answer girl?!!!

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing"

Tamina girl I love that song!! I liten to it everymorning before work. One other song I love and will always love is "are you still down" jon B and 2pac

" leave your husband to fully satisfy himself" Is that for real? I'm just gonna lay there? Where's the fun in that?!! Thanks Big Mom for the post...i'll keep this mind when I get married peace and luv

Damn girl!! you got talent good work peace and luv

I posted the topic but I forgot to tell you what my routine is... I bought these tapes " gilads quick fit" They work and tone every muscle in your body...you do them for 6days a week and by the end of every session you will ache all over. My goal now is not to loose weight but to tone my abs and arms. peace and luv

This is a question for the all the fit nomads out there. What is your exercise routine....what types of works outs work for you?! What are your fitness goals in the future. Anyways Ladies and gentlemen..I know somalis are not known for their fitness levels siiba the ladies....this is your chance to prove that either wrong or right. Go ahead don't be shy now!! peace and luv

I'm glad y'all liked it...this should teach some of you men a lesson!!! peace and luv

Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

I have always said that a timeless way a women shows her love to her husband is to be happy to have his baby. This doesn't mean that you are happy to have A baby..but estatic because its HIS baby. Thats not always the case though. If getting pregnant is out of the question then I would show hime with the little things/words. Thats my 2 cents peace and luv

jamaal..lug iyo gacan baan kuu taagay. You got alot of talent....It really got me...siiba the last verse.... Good Job peace and luv

Here are the lyrics to no letting go Got somebody she's a beauty Very special really and truly Take good care of me like it's her duty Want you right by my side night and day No lettting go No holding back Because you are my lady When I'm with you its all a that Girl I, am so glad we've dated No letting go No holding back No holding Back no When I'm with you it's all a that All a that They say good things must come to an end But I'm optimistic about being your friend Though I made you cry by my doings With Keisha and Annesha but that Was back then Really appreciate you loving me After all that we've been thru Really appreciate you loving me All times,time

Mr mill I love that song...you won't believe this but the first time I heard that song was in college!! Depending on what kind of mood i'm in...I like songs by 2pac if i'm mad and I feel like kicking a$$.. Now my favorite song is "no letting go" by Wayne wonder. peace and luv

The sun is loud sometimes...it gets on my nerves especially during the winter. The last one cracked me up....keep 'em coming mad sci Peace and luv

I love this song. Ruff Endz - Someone To Love You Mmm...yeah Mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm... I betcha that I could read your mind And tell you everything you’re going through Baby, I cry to find a thousand reasons why You’re alone and acting so cold Tell me how long you’ve been this way Maybe I can open up your heart See, I’ve been waiting all my life for someone just like you And I know you’ve been waiting too For someone to love you All you need is someone who cares (For someone to love you) Someone who will always be there (Mmm...mmm...) All you need is to say is that you want me to be with you Girl, I know you waited so long For someone to love you Ooh... Mmm, mmm, mmm Baby, I wish I could be there For every time you ever shed a tear Baby, I hate to see a pretty girl like you Goin’ through the things that you do, yeah Girl, I think you’ve gone for far too long Without a good man to make you smile Now how can I appeal to you and make you understand That I’m here, what are you waiting for Someone to love you All you need is someone who cares {Oh, yeah, someone to love you} Someone who will always be there {Mmm...} All you need is to say is that you want me to be with you Girl, I know you waited so long For someone to love you Maybe you’ve been waiting for a man from all your fairy tales Or maybe just a man from all your dreams Try and think reality, enjoy the possibilities ‘Cause girl, you now you’ve waited so long For someone to love you, you, you, you, you {Someone to love you} You waited, oh, so long All you need is someone to care (Someone to love you, who really cares) Someone who will always be there (A man, a man like me) All you need is someone (Someone, someone, someone like me) {How was your day, baby} All you need is someone who will be there {Open up your heart, please, babe} All you need is someone {Woo, I care for you, take my hand} All you need is someone {I wanna be there} (Someone, someone, someone, someone) All you need is someone

War heedhahaya help me out here..reer badiyo baan ahay so what the hell is pal talk? EVery where I look somali's be talking about pal talk. Finally I ask..I had no idea I was so behind. Peace and luv

loooool Og moti lol Saliid cadeey huh? I try to keep my perfume use to a minimum... My favorites thus far are 1. Jadore by cristian dior 2. miracle by lancome 3. 5th ave by elizabeth arden 4. true love by elizabeth arden HIBO introduced me to the last 2..damn I miss that girl~!!!!! NAA HIBO naa soo noqo balo ku qaadi weeysay!!!!! peace and luv

Why y'all hatin; on vince?!! Sure he's not as exciting as he used to be..but give the brotha a break. Vince Vs Paul pierce..I put my money ont the paul...The Truth shall set you free!!!

I don't even understand whY anyone would stress themselves over something like this. EVErybody has a right to their own opinion..so let them have it. All that matters is how you feel about yourself....What you wear is between you and god. What ever you are qof kugu rabo waa heleeysaa..so forget all that girl. If your gonna change do it because its good for you..not because of somone else. Chances are your change will last longer if you do it for the right reasons. I hope I made some sense..I'm writing this in a hurry. PEace and luv

Dang!!!! Alaa ciil badanaa ..i had to hold my laughs because I'm at work. I didn't know it was so hard to hold it in....I'l let it out when I get home. Peace

loooool...Now thats funny. I knew our banana eating ways was gonna get us in trouble. Bring it On PEace

Kool-kat, aminah and curly y'all summed everything up. If I become a better muslim then I am str8...but its so hard!!! I try but there are somethings I do that I know are wrong but I don't stop...God help me. The other thing I need to be complete is a family of my own..My own husband( very hard to find...What is up with these somali guys) and kids...how cute is that I also need to get my masters and a job at either the UN or the World Health ORganization. Thats all I feel I need at this point.... Peace and luv

Thank you so much Big MoM. IT puts things in such a clear perspective...but the thing is it is easier said than done..May allah help us and guide us. Salaam XAfsa

I just fell in love with this song....I was bored so I had to paste it. Tamia - This Time It's Love I built a wall out of this heart of mine Never letting no one in Didn't think I'd need a friend Until now, feeling this way won't do I'm ready to give all of me The question that I have of you Will he say the things he needs to say? Or touch me in a certain way? I told myself just to be strong One day the man will come along, so What will I do? Where will I go? When it's my turn How will I know that you're the mea I'm dreaming of? I hope this time it's love (Repeat) Now you've opened up this heart of mine You made me feel like no one else Showed me there's someone besides myself That I can depend on Looking back I finally see Exactly what you mean to me You touched me in that special way Said all the things a man should say I kept my faith and I just stayed strong My man finally come along What will I do? Where will I go? (where do I go?) When it's my turn (when it's my turn) How will I know (how will I know) that you're the man I'm dreaming of? I hope this time it's love What will I do? Where will I go? When it's my turn How will I know that you're the man I'm dreaming of? I hope, I hope this time it's love Every single day we knew My love grows deeper and stronger it's true 'Cause you showed me things I've never known You gave me strength to carry on 'Cause sometimes I'm afraid to let you in Even though I know you're a good man Still thoughts of doubt run through my mind There's questions I have so tell me what to do What will I do? Where will I go? When it's my turn How will I know that you're the man I'm dreaming of? I hope this time it's love