QUANTUM LEAP
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What scares is that she might still be taking lessons!
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Hmmm Abad beginning doesnt often mean abad ending. Give the guy abreak he is new and hasnt had his share of Heinz and chips yet. Im you MANU fans loved it but we support our players despite their mistakes ....
Go Goooners....
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Cyber Women
1. INTERNET Woman: Sometimes difficult to access.
2. SERVER Woman : always busy when you need her.
3. WINDOWS Woman : everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her.
4. POWERPOINT Woman : only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.
5. EXCEL Woman : they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
6. WORD Woman : she has always a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world is able to fully understand her.
7. DOS Woman : everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
8. BACKUP Woman : you have always believed that she has everything you need, but when the "X-hour" comes, you find out that she has always missed something.
9. VIRUS Woman : also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
10. SCANDISK Woman : you know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never know what she is really doing that for.
11. SCREENSAVER Woman : she is not worth for anything, but at least she's fun!
12. RAM Woman : she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
13. HARD-DISK Woman : she remembers everything, FOR EVER.
14. MULTIMEDIA Woman : she makes horrible things look beautiful.
15. MICROSOFT Woman : she want to have the domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She will do as best as she can to make you fight against the other women, she promises you that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address book. Before you find it out, she will be the only one in your life. It will come the day you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or to start your car.
16. PASSWORD Woman : you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality all the world does.
17. MP3 Woman : everybody wants to take her.
18. USER Woman : She screws up everything she does and she ask always more than she needs.
19. CPU Woman : From outside, she looks like she has everything, but from inside she is empty.
20. MONITOR Woman : She makes life looks more shining.
21. CD-ROM Woman : she is always faster and faster.
22. DATAWAREHOUSING Woman : she keeps you informed of everything, except of what you really want to know.
23. E-MAIL Woman : Out of every ten things she says, eight are bullshit
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Man Pisses off a leopard and almost loses his life.
Video of a guy pissed off a leopard
You may need to download it.
Oh and if you got some interesting video clips please post here
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1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
7. Your cat has its own homepage.
8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."
9. You have your screen name as your license plate.
10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.
13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.
14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".
15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.
16. You have internet in your bathroom.
18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.
17. You name your dog DotCom.
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English
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GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST : : EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT : : I ' M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE
And for the! Grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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Windtalker You got to be optimistic bro regardless of the bleak picture you painted. However, this is going to be very hard and at times one may think that only way is for these Culprits to die before any good can come off since the Somali masses dont know what power they hold in their hands and dont really give adamn about what is happening. As long as the Somalis are divided along the crude lines of Clans there is no hope. So until there comes such times as when we realise Clanism has been used to keep somalis divided and from uniting and developing themselves, there would be no success. These people play the clan card so well that the people they represent dont know how bad they are. Divide and rule was once used by the whites in Africa but now its perfected by the warlords. So fellow Somalis and fellow coutryless people lets fight this cancer and bigotry and lets put these people in their place by compaigning against them for the next century if not 100 years. For if we dont stand as one we may never have acountry or clan/region.
I believe the MASSES hold the power and can make a difference and that is if they know it.
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Shaabs I like this article....it surely says alot about the causes of marriage failures. The changes that have taken place as a result of migration and different cultural environments have certainly taken their toll or marriages especially not so strong rooted relationships.
The following are points that I liked about the article.
The new culture was not supportive of traditional marriage customs, the interviewees felt. External cultural influences were the main reason given for marriage break-ups (76%). The rest of the interviewees (34%) blamed the economic independence of the diaspora women.
28% blamed khat, a green narcotic leaf widely chewed by the Somalis. Khat was illegal in Somalia from 1983 until 1991 when the regime that banned it was overthrown. In the UK, where it can be purchased legally, it is widely believed that the substance causes financial hardship and sexual impotence.
Interestingly, nearly half (46%) said Somali marriages in the diaspora were simply not strongly rooted in a committed relationship. When asked what the most common reasons for getting married were, 53% considered love as the starting point, while a staggering 44% said that Somalis in the diaspora married for financial reasons.
Thanks Shaabs
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Question though is .....How can people who have committed crimes like murders, embezzlements and rapes of both land and people surivive the backlashes once there is a semblance of agovernment? Do you think they have the guts to let bygones be just that?
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Baniyaal I do hope that with the players we got now and the likes of Bentley coming through coupled with astunningly beautiful 60K capacity stadium will give us the impetus to dominate more than MANU or Liverpool have ever done. Already we are getting more fans that you can imagine and now if you try to register as amember you would soon realise that it would take another 3-4 yrs to do so.
Dearest Ameeenah. Great signing yes but surely not a shrewd signing like a twenty old established Raw diamond that Wenger can easily turn into a shining one. MANU have to be shaking in their boots for the commotion taking place internally and with eminet change of the status would make Arsenal a much better bet come next year.
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Inalilaahi waa ina Ilaahi rajicuun
May Allah grant her peace and Janna wherever she is. What a brave thing to do too.
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Hmmmm think tank....and who where you addressing by this ....
Obviously u have trouble reading my post, neverthless ama still insist on breakindown fo ya. I dont care what u support, i dont understand the obsession with any given team, i think thats as rediculous as theory of evolution.
Your where obviously addressing to people who support ateam that is managed a French manager and here is what I thought was narrow on your part....
Dont you go trash anyones interest Kabbish~?
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I trully pray that this is a success for the sake of our people who have suffered so much and are entitled to walk, work n live in peace without someone pointing agun and taking them for ransom.
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Think tank I read what you wrote actually but it wasnt of any interest to me cause u talk shit to be honest. Besides we cant all be interested in what you are. Your opinion is yours and should stay that. Whether someone supports ateam or not ultimately its their call. You cant just rubbish someones interest just because u aint got any. Oh btw I believe the premiership is the most exciting of all leagues in Europe so go figure.
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King of Kings they said and boy are they right...
Up Norf....I wouldnt know what kinda fan you are, but I have supported Arsenal for the past 14 yrs to be precise and it would be so naive of you to judge what you have no clue about. Even during George Grahams era, Arsenal had the spirit though the likes of Lpool where terrorising us we still gave as good as we got. Talking about Geroge, remember he is known for having brough in the best defence Arsenal has ever had. Beisdes we had aprolific scorer in Ian Wright so dont even go there. I can also say that Lpool had the best flowing football with the likes of Burns and Rush and later Fowler. However, since Jones and Houlier took over, it got worser by the years while we improved with time and surely we even play football than Liverpool ever played.
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This is apoem for Lpool and for the benefit Lpool supports especially my buddy Northerner....
written after the game vs. Liverpool ...
Over in Anfield where the Scousers in Red play
They secretly dreaded the arrival of Arsenal that day
The Gunners were missing players, but playing with Sol
There was no way he would give up an easy goal
Vieira was out with injury so there was nothing to do
But slip in a Brazilian, that new international ? Edu
We missed Freddie too but no need to holler
Arsene just replaced him with Mr. Arsenal ? Ray Parlour
The team has been suffering but not like Liverpool
Even depleted, we?d take the Merseysiders to football school
And just to make the teams almost equal, make them fair
Monsieur Wenger decided to test the kid Jeremie Aliadiere
But football, being like life, things don?t go according to plan
In the first half Liverpool took the ball and ran, ran, ran
They had victory in their eyes and we?re out for the kill
And before long Arsenal were trailing, one-nil
You can play hard when it?s pouring and wet
But nothing matters unless the ball goes into the back of the net
We had a free kick and the result of it was a bit jammy
Edu hit it but the own goal was credited Sammi
The game was a see-saw, the going got tough, the tough got going
Unfortunately Liverpool lost their attacker, little Mikie Owen
With Owen sat on the ground being treated, it was nice to see
Our man Thierry, pat him on the head and ask, ?ca va, mon ami??
Soon afterwards the game was in our favor
When Pires hit a volley that any striker would savor
It?s great to be a Gooner because it ended in that way
Another Arsenal Frenchman saved another Arsenal day
Going to Anfield is a terrifying venue
But the tables are turned when they put Arsenal on the menu.
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Despite the signing of Saha and the advantage of playing at home, MAN U where given arun for their money. Southampton should have comfortably won it but they never took their chances. That was avery narrow escape for the Reds.
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STHLM Sorry abaayo, didnt know you were ready for the sausage that they ate together and the gory details after.
Sensual now that sure sounds like folklore to me but then as you said she was your neighbour (Dont know though how you survived) but wouldnt argue with that after all we have alive one on video and all. Strange things have happened in this world but I cant seem to picture an ol lady who chews on sausages too :rolleyes:
Guys dont you think the guy himself looks strange and kinda looks like the pictures we have in our subconscience of people who eat people?
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May I ask why you say so? Is it because what he writes mostly isnt favouring the Arabs or is it because you believe he is totally biased? Dont you think when looking at it from an objective point of view, some of the stuff that he talks about are true albeit them being negative?
What I dont agree with in this case is blaming Religion for their under development.
One of the reasons I posted the article was for to check out Kishk's analysis and Ajamis though he was commenting on the writings of Kishk's.
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Just had a quick peruse on a couple of the articles and I think the are mainly reviews of his works. I have to admit though that he knows best his people and alot of what he says has an element of truth. However, I to find the articles most fascinating in his attempt to make the Americans saviours and the Arabs in the region nothing but blood suckers. I would say though he pro western in his approach, alot of what he says about the Arab ways of life makes sense and we are not talking religion here.
Thanks for the articles
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they established the principle of equal representation for the four main clans plus some for minority groups.
Donors were getting fed up with paying massive hotel bills while the delegates spent most of their time arguing and people in Somalia continued to be killed.
They made veiled threats that those who did not sign up to peace would be tried for war crimes.
The prospect of being taken to court for war crimes and the fact the donors where fed up with them brought them to their senses.....I pray and hope that this gets followed through.
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Works now bro Hanif ...
tnx
Definition of Globalization?
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Ohhh Jamaal that was nasty Poor fella was torn to shreds. The good thing though he probably didnt feel anything after that.
Princess well Im still waiting ....