Som@li

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  1. yes, it was beaitiful to see them representing somalia, i think we got two athletes (Fartun and Abdullahi) taking part,
  2. Som@li

    BOREDOM

    Ngonge,,are u actin man? if not,you really need help,, meet real pple,go out there and socialise,,it will help u before u cross the line.
  3. sheekada hal mar nooga soo rid fadlan,,musasal baad nooga dhigtaye
  4. beautiful words, keet it up IL CAPO
  5. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
  6. Don't let anyone to walk all over you!!, and you made a big mistake for keepin queit and retreating by leaving ur own room. i advice you to always stand up for ur rights. there are many "DOQON" out there who don't understand favours, so don't gve them. bye
  7. What will be the faith of conference puntlad adn somaliland out? Puntland government urges its Delegate to pull out of the Somali peace talks -allpuntland.com
  8. acuudu bilaahi,,war waa maxay waxani,,waana bajisee??
  9. lol,man u got issues with women!
  10. waw, war meesha murti baa ka socota,, ninka la dhaho feebaro meesha waa isqarinaayey,,saaxiib waad noo dhuumatay,, anigu xogaagayga xaga danbe baan kaga soo dari,,inoo wada, waadna mahadsan tihiin
  11. asalaamu calaykum it is quite true iraq is war zone,,and there are many innocent pple who are caught in the middle, let us pray that those guys who have the poor somali guy not to harm him,in the last two days alone over 130 iraqis died,,how many of them were collabrators! :confused: ,beheading pakistanis,,when did killing innocent muslims, became a part of jihad.???
  12. The greatest somali hero of all time!. “I wish to rule my country and protect my religion. We have both suffered considerably in battle with one another. I have no forts, no houses. I have no cultivated fields, no silver or gold for you to take. If the country was cultivated or contained houses or property, it would be worth your while to fight. The country is all bush and that is no use to you. If you want wood and stone you can get them plenty. There are also many anthills. The sun is very hot. All you can get from me is war, nothing else. If you want peace I also content. But if you want peace, go from my country to your own,†Sayid Mohamed Abdulla Hassan, June 1904 Sayidka
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    Peanuts!

    A lawyer goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly client. He notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they have finished talking, the bowl is empty. The lawyer says, "I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all your peanuts." "That's okay," says theelderly client. "They would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl.
  14. have i ever been in love? No, do i believe in love ? yes i also reckon marriege and love has nothing to do wth each other, u can have a good marriage, but not love. which works perfecly, think of marriage as businsess deal,, but love is different. So if u see the right partner, and u are not inlove,why not sign the contract and marry,,else there is the chance u may end up old and lonely.
  15. waad ku mahad san tahy saaxiib sawirada,,fikrad ahaana maxuma,,waxaa maqan uun Geelii,,fardihiii,,baqashii,,lodiii,idihii,riyihii,,muuskii,muufadii,xeedhadii,,fabdhaalkii,,satiyadii,,,de anoo waxaasiyo wax ka sii badan haystana Liin dhanaan oo qalbi dilaac laga qaado ma doorteen,,,lol wasalaam
  16. dhamaan waa la idin salaamay,, meesha feedh iyo laad baa ka dhacay,,arinka "Don't worry I'm not Somali" ma aha sheeka cusub,mindi mindi ku taagu ma wanaagsana,dadka dhaqanka iyo sharafta diinteena ka dhaqaaqay waa laga helaayaa wiilasha iyo gabdhahaba. Waa hore aniga oo khaliijka jooga baan waxaan maqlay in raga somalida qaar ka mid ahi ay labiska Sudanta xirtaan,,lahjada carabiga ee suudaanta na bartaan si ay u shukaansadaan gabdhaha somaliyeed. su 'aashu waxay tahay lakiin waa maxay waxa uu ninka soomaliga ahi soomalinimo ku waayey,,uu ajnabi iskaga dhigayo?? :rolleyes: Arinka ku khasbay in ay gabdhaha qaarkood ay sheeka lawadaagaan dadka aan soomalida ahayn waa arin iska cad,,iyogo oo kabaqaya in raGA SOMALIYED UU war ka faafiyo,,saaxiibadii ugu waramo. laakiin taasi marnaba uma noqonayso daliil. runtiina lama yaabni IN HADA LA SOO WARIYO IN ethipiankii,,jamaykaankii,,IWMku ay ku jilaabtaan "Don't worry I'm not Somali". wasalaam
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    Parrot talk!

    lol, yes that is right,,Ecstasy,u r good,, i sent this joke to some of friends,,adn it took thm a while to figure out.
  18. asalaamu calaykum. SUBXAANA LAAH,, WAR WAAMAXAY SIDANI...WAXA DHACDA IN HADA MEELO BADAN DIINTII AY NOQOTAY DHAQAN AFKA KELYA AH,OO KU DHAQAN KEDI LA XOORAY..SAWIRKAN HADA WAXA UU TUSAYAA ARIN AAD U FOOLXUN, ,WAXAA DAD BADI RACEEN WADA AY GAALADA MAREEN,,WAXAAD OGAATAA DDIN TA MASIIXIGA BA WAA AY AMRAYSAY XIJAABKA,,TARTIIB TARTIIB AYA LOOGA TEGAY,,ILAA AY HADA MARAYSO IN KANIISADU AYNOQDAAN MEELA LOO TUMASHA TAGO. ALLOW NOO SAHAL
  19. we all agree that pple have diff taste,,some love skinny,some love big women,me included.the bigger the better i don't see why that girl should have problem gettin attention. cuz some skinny girls don't attention as well. you will see times a girl is not even pretty,,but all the men are runing after her.
  20. shisha is not new to our culture, it has been with has for a long time, and it is one of the many things we got from our arab neighbours. there might be a surge in the number of users in our communities now , to ans the Question why is it more socailly acceptable, it may to do the with the way its smoked, in most of arab countries, u will see families,wfe ,husband ,and sons,daughters smoking in the same area ,SPECAILLY in ramadan nights,Eid .People see shisha differently. i personally believe it is more dangereous than normal cigarretes.
  21. i personally like girls who are shilis,,,,so u can recommend ur friend to me,,lol.
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    Parrot talk!

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intended to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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    Vacation

    GOOD LUCK WITH UR EXAMS