shyhem

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  1. shyhem

    Tattoo removal

    Hey guys thanks for the advice and if u have more ideas to add go ahead...... Right now i kinda feel overwhelmed by all the good information ya'll give.I mean camel urine, wouldn't that be something of mojar league azz....meeeeeen what the heck was u thinking? As for who got the tattoo and where on the body its located......i will comeback to disclose it later. Some of u seem surprised but whats the big deal about a somali and a tatto.U mean u never seen a somali with a tattoo. c'ya'll later.
  2. shyhem

    Home

    ^^^ I think she is too old for jesus juice
  3. ^ ^That was valid and i got u'r point.Welcome to my world.I just hope u ain't as crazy as u'r location suggests.
  4. shyhem

    Tattoo removal

    ^^thats seems to be better than Diana cream.
  5. ^^yap or else why did u just change where u is from.Remember afew minutes ago it was "Utopia" only, and now u changed it to "utopia mental institute"
  6. shyhem

    Tattoo removal

    Caveman Ofcourse i don't expect u to know the difference btw antique store and atatto removal centre. Antique stores,to the best of my knowledge are for old pple and unless u suggest otherwise i don't expect a young man like u to be familiar with antique store.As for the tattoo removal just forget about. Rudy Diana cream,i thought that was for bleaching dem gals face.plus this ain't Africa and i doubt they got that sh1t up in here. As for my behind,dude i ain't no lady,i got no sunflower on my behind...Thanks for the suggestion anyway.
  7. shyhem

    NBA

    ^^I have No idea since the whole playoffs this yr is freaking boring. Right now,i'm typing this here while boston and pacers are playing on TNT.That's how boring the playoffs this year are.plus i'm not rooting for any team this yr.
  8. Bishaaro Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? That was funny,especially if u pronounced it in African accent. Ati looking at a female gender with breach of contract......lol if i lived there, i think they world have locked me up long time ago.
  9. Do u guys have any idea on how to remove tattoos.I'm talking about a safe,clean and affordable way of removing this sh!t. Put u'r two cents here.
  10. And where the hell is scorpian sista nowadays.
  11. shyhem

    Home

    No comment!
  12. I was actually thinking of why her mum died,was she also killed by her daughter or did she die natural death.
  13. Og GIRL May Allah bless u'r dad and grant him aplace in heaven.
  14. What the f**k has Giraffe to do with Che Guevera t-shirt! By the way Seeker and Box of Ch must be the same person dressed in a different blouse.
  15. NinYaban Thanks for the advance warning brother.From now on it will be mandatory for any potential wife i come across to take a stress test.The main aim of the test is see how the sister will react in case things don't go the way she expected.
  16. shyhem

    Shisha

    Originally posted by Bishaaro: Went to a hookah bar How come i never heard of that!
  17. Phanta Who's been telling tales?! Yo,Wheelback selector!
  18. Mobb deep Thank you JEsse Ventura on the idea of Having Light Rail..damn I could never imagine driving everymorning with this sick gas price and on top paying $$$$ parking in downtown.. How good is the light rail?Meen i see that sh!t crossing park avenue but i never bothered to check it out. I'm not big on public transport.Once tried the bus system,lets just say i never used it again.The whole system sucks.I felt like my privacy was violated.I had no control over when and where to go whenever i wanted. I own a sport car with a v8 engine.The damn thing takes gas like i'm a saudi prince.But i'm not gonna park it anytime soon.Gas is really expensive,but my car is worth the trouble. I believe, i'm not yet ready to abandon the car anytime soon, no matter how good the public transport is gonna be.
  19. ^^^^ I don't know where you're coming from but here in the old USA.We have something called credit check.Once you mess it up,that's about it. Once you spill the milk,that's about it.And thats what Ayan Hirsi did.Hopefully she will see the truth,but that ain't gonna change how i see her.
  20. When Sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. LOOOOL that was too much for the junior
  21. shyhem

    Camel math

    ps: that is the longest answer I have ever given, damn it, am so tired now You're damn right Nuune.I'm now more confused than a monkey in a donkey cart. As for the equation, i don't know anything about camels, but load the grass on a refrigerited Freightliner FLD and you will deliver the grass in Damascus in 18 hours.
  22. Emerald Shyhem, stop being so mean...the girl can use capital locks if she wants to, she probably forgot she had Caps_Lock on, i demand you inform me of what you've done with the sweeter/nicer side of shyhem ...if he is infact still with us tell him hello 4rm me. I promise i won't be mean again.The sweeter/nicer shyhem is gone for vacation.Apparently, he has been overworked and the doctor has prescribed a little bit of R and R.........I will definately pass you'r regards to Shyhem. ....another thing; why on earth did you loose the mad haired guy? he was making such an impression on me, sadly am now considering throwing a wake for the late avatar, i was so fond of it (sniffs) The natty dread dude is undergoing some plastic surgery.I told him not to do it, but he went ahead with the surgery.Sadly i heard he is doing it for ya.He says he wants to impress you more.
  23. Sofine in north america...most somalian guys don't work...lol... Are sure about that?Girl you got Canadian issue, and i suggest you exclude us from u'r statistics. Up in here,we work hard like a car alarm in the hood.
  24. Bishaaro And Why do they young or old alike burb after a meal? LOOL It wasn't me.What ha happened was,you give 'em pinto beans. That's all you noticed about the brothers Phanta FF...are you seeing things again? Men are nothing to be scared off u kno...u can talk about them, u can talk to them, and sometimes...sometimes u can even touch them! I wouldnt recommend it tho..u might catch something. You're damn funny.Nowadays you're more relaxed.I hope it ain't no weed involved. Besbaaso ps...bisharo....i thought it was women who got better with age.....and men just aged ... If only that was true.I can already see the wrinkles on my future wife's face.No amount of botox will help her,and i hope i won't be thinking about second wife by then.