Telemarketers woke me up this morning.. and they called 3 times more. :mad: :mad:

Goats kulahaa... ma waxaad i moodeen reer kismaayo . Geel'aan raaci jirey anigu. !

Abraar, would you blv me hadaan ku yidha, this constant reference to himself as good, in ay wax ku jiraan waan iska oga. Checkmate, waxa laygu yidha 'car' and thats a clear threat from the usual suspect. The man is a well known and recognized law-breaker. I'm retreating from this deal... want to sleep in peace! Nite all.

Checkmate, alright. But we must do it in my traditional expose style. How does a poll to choose between the two sound? ha? ha? *smirks*

Castro, maxaad is moodey adigu? :confused: Prepare your part of the history lesson atheer. Its time our little treasure of a city got some recognition.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Booraane? Booraane halkee la yidha? eeeeeeeeeeeek! Its Borama dammit. Thats it, in a few days, you're all getting a history lesson on Borama! :mad: Cagahaygu wey meydhan yihiin and I'm off. Nite ya 'nucks, yanks and crocodile hunters.

Originally posted by Castro: She's got neurons misfiring tonight. If you want to be in my line of fire, iska sheego.

Anigaa Baashi ugu wacan fac-tiris kan lagu wado. Baashi, if you take the time to read this from making shidh loads of money - me is sorry! p.s. I know your ages Xiin and Castro, waxba kama yartiin Baashi. Yeah, its true.

^ I knew you were gonna say that.

Seexo aa? Indhihii'ba wey diideen inay isku xidhmaan caawa, atheer. (Somali police, ha isoo ag marina! :mad: ) LOZ.. Alright, you want names? I used to stalk Xoogsade... but only 'cause he once admitted to stalking me. Gotta learn who ur dealing with. Maxaa kale? Oh yeah.. Adi iyo Bishaaro predictable baad tihiin. One more thing.. I just realized meeshan waxa ka buuxa Americans and Aussies. Shidh!

Ok, here goes. (I'm on a posting spree caawa cuz I'm bery bery nervous... got a 30min presentation to deliver in two days). Whose posts do you stalk in SOL? Quite a few. But I'm a most avid reader of Barwaaqo and NGONGE. I tend to pay close attention to people when they start or when I 1st start noticing them, and once I've them figured, the stalkin ends. Next Q. Make it good

LoooooooooL. Oh my Lord! What a pick-up line Zafir. Lugo Faras (is this supposed to signify length? strength? or sprinting power?)? Qalin biire (meanin = stick thin? blue-faced?)?

Somali was never my playing field anyway. So you can keep it. Plus (in Castro's tradition).

Originally posted by Say(y)id Qutb: Do you know what blasphemey is? Only because you're an unbeliever doesn't give you an exception from the law of blasphemy because unbelieve and kufr in itself is blashemy! Precisely. And therefore you cant be blasphemous if ur a non-muslim.

Here is a suggestion. Af-soomaaligoo dhan aan iska deyno. Luqadan baas 'oo' iyo 'aa' deeda lagamaba bixikaro. Its long and subject to pronounciation. Good to hear ur history fares better.

hariyaaniin? hadhaaniin? :confused: Mr. I'm-a-Professor-of-Linguistics, orod af-soomaaliga soo baro ayaan ku idhi!

Originally posted by Say(y)id Qutb: Waxaan kale aan maqlay, in Munkar iyo Nakiir ay kaa hariyaaniin marka aad musqusha usocotid. That has got to be wrong! Lemme give it one more try: Waxa kale oo aan maqley, munkar iyo nakiir wey kaa hadhaan markaad musqusha gashid. Yeah! that sounds perfect!

Originally posted by Say(y)id Qutb: You would die defending the integrity of yours and that of the people who you love and are close to you and to suggest that it's a mere "angry mob" looking to be offened is scandalous. Sayyid, I would. But because I'm a Muslim. Why? From Surat at-toubah: "And if you ask them, they will surely say, 'We were only conversing and playing.' Say: 'Is it Allah and His verses and His Messenger that you were mocking?' Make no excuse; you have disbelieved [i.e. rejected faith] after your belief." [9:65-66]. So to disregard the prophet as a Muslim would be to reject the faith. Now its understandable why you’re offended as a Muslim. But these publicity stunts are nothing short of media tricks and by being offended, we are serving their purpose. We have to be smart about it now. I guarantee you these cartoons wouldnt have seen the light of day if we didnt care. Secondly, the above verse or sharia doesn’t apply to non-muslims. So why give? Non-Muslims have mocked, degraded and insulted Muslims and Islam throughout history. It hardly matters.

I'm saying its something to ignore. The more attention these cartoons get, the more people see it and the more people will do similar stuff to get attention. Thats what its all about, innit? Anyways, I keep reading that its blasphemy everywhere. How in the world does blasphemy apply to non-muslims? :rolleyes:

I like the fact that Brad (the paragon of male hotness) walks behind her 10 steps while taking care of her children.

If it wasn't for the angry-mob looking for something to get offended about, some cartoons at the back of a sleazy Dannish paper would hardly have mattered. Oh Allah, give the muslims some common sense!

^ I reckon Xiin just looks suspect.

^^^ :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!

Book her for that show 'Honey, we are killing the kids'.

NG, is this Cilmi Boodhari with a spin? Nice. Edit, Xiin, have u turned into a telepathic-thief now?