hot_chocolata

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  1. Lol, @ ignore her big a$$ IT'S TOOOOOOOOOO BIG TO IGNORE, OG_GIRL!!!! Damn, you should see her, honestly i got no hatred to big folk, but Dang, the b!itch is BIG and mean, and to that, you just gotta do somethin bout! na'mean????!!! lol
  2. Aiight Historian Heres your dream come true....a new and exciting post for our young and talented somali teens There is this teacher, yea, and she is the most dumbest Asian b!tch I have ever seen. See, shes my accounting teacher and I can't stand her so do you guys think that I should.... A) Beat the absolute sh!t out of her and pretend it wasn't me when she falls into a coma B) Trash the sh!t out of her car, then run away and blame it on the wierd curry guy in my class C) 'Trip' and spill my beautiful somali curry all over her disgusting K-mart clothes D) Push her down the stairs. You see my lil dillemma folks? If I beat her, I'll feel bad If I 'trip' then I'll waste my delicious food and If I push her down the stairs...well I doubt that will happen, shes a Big BIG woman!! hahaha So you see, I think I might stick with choice B, that dumb curry guy is askin for it, and so is she, so why not kill two birds with the one stone, eh??????????????????
  3. Aiight Historian Heres your dream come true....a new and exciting post for our young and talented somali teens There is this teacher, yea, and she is the most dumbest Asian b!tch I have ever seen. See, shes my accounting teacher and I can't stand her so do you guys think that I should.... A) Beat the absolute sh!t out of her and pretend it wasn't me when she falls into a coma B) Trash the sh!t out of her car, then run away and blame it on the wierd curry guy in my class C) 'Trip' and spill my beautiful somali curry all over her disgusting K-mart clothes D) Push her down the stairs. You see my lil dillemma folks? If I beat her, I'll feel bad If I 'trip' then I'll waste my delicious food and If I push her down the stairs...well I doubt that will happen, shes a Big BIG woman!! hahaha So you see, I think I might stick with choice B, that dumb curry guy is askin for it, and so is she, so why not kill two birds with the one stone, eh??????????????????
  4. Damn, that is the most retarded sh!t I have EVER heard!!! Eeeew! hehehe I feel sorry for the boi, but I guess he's having fun lol
  5. Definetly ICE CREAM!!!~ wat kinda question was that anywayz! (in case you can't tell, i lurve ice cream!) Hmmmmm, now wat hasn't been said yet??? a Curry or an Asian (as a husband/wife)
  6. I swear this is so sad May Allah forgive your cousin and grant him Jannah
  7. COMEDY!!!! Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie
  8. My very first choice would be Jamaica...ofcourse. But then again I'd love to go to Egypt, Dubai or Quwait Mmmmmm all the Halal food you can eat!!!
  9. Hmmmmm, realist Sh!t this post is really good!!! Aiight, Jamaica or Paris...as a honeymoon
  10. lol@ me no bagdadi!!! THAT black beauty or white 'beauty'...has that already been said????
  11. Damn, you guys are doin well! I thought I was gonna get like 0 replys!!! Anyways, Nomad, you got me stumped it sounds really really familiar though can you give us a few more clues..........???
  12. Girls, I do have to agree the men with the beards do look better, maybe it's cos it makes them more modest??? I dont know... But M.C that was a really nice poem
  13. Wow, CONGRATS, girl Inshallah you do well in your studies, whatever it may be. And hope things go well at the party
  14. First of all id like to spread my salamz to every1 seeing that it has been a long time since posting anything up on here. But anyways, I was playing this game with a friend of mine and thought i might share it with ya'all. What you do is you write a few lines of a song with a few clues, and then the next person has to try and guess who your talkin about. Aiight, well ill go first... 'Last weekend you stayed at home alone and lonely Couldn't find your man, he was chillin' with his homies' This songs kinda old, but still 1 of the best, the girls used to be four, but now are down to three. Can you guess who im talking about????
  15. whoa! that is some freaky sh!t! Where did you come up with that! lol, but i swear im so stubborn, it took me about a half hour just to realise i was wrong with that last one!....it even turned into a family event!!
  16. JAZAKALLAHU KHAIR!!!! Wallahi, your post made me think. It made me think about the way i treat my parents, about my IMAN, about my prayers. Inshallah you get rewarded for what you have done for me.
  17. Wow! Damn Rudy so you a prime boy, huh?! Nah, anyways CONGRATUALATIONS!!! Im really happy for you and hope things work out for the best!
  18. Mmmmm, but you gotta admit thats some pretty sad sh!t. I don't think I'd ever do that. Those girls must be so insecure to bleach their skin....I wonder if it hurts? :confused:
  19. Lol, damn Intuition, you feel dumb? Sh!t I only got 3....and I read it twice. Lol, talk about being dumb!
  20. Ahhhhhha! I swear Sade , you crack me up! Thats a good one. Really made me
  21. lol, thats a good one, it really made me especially number 5, damn, is that a common one!!!
  22. Lol, I swear I saw this post and couldn't help laughing! Sh!t, Rudy, I hope you aint talking about me, cos I have been almost silent for like a year!!! PS~ Why'd you change your aviator? The other one was way cuter!
  23. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! hA HA! I swear thats funny, so funny i actually laughed out loud~ and that doesn't happen too often. Good one Dawoco!
  24. lol, thats really cute!Disgusting...but still cute
  25. Mashallah sister. That was genuine and beautiful. Damn,you really did pin-point the muslims in this day and age well. Now, even the muslim countries are straying. Like, did you hear about how there's Big Brother in Bahrain...with a girl who wears the abaya?! Damn, Judgement day is coming!