Originally posted by Zephyrine: The rest of the matches are so-so. I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you. To be honest I rushed it and there's a shortage of decent unattached men in SOL. lol I definately won't give up the day job, this one is exhausting! look at what i have to work with! lol General Duke is just one dedicated "unattached" Nomad And Rudy, giv eup son...I wouldn't marry you even if you weren't married already

I think the whole thing was a hoax but I was quite surprised at how some people think that Allah is not capable of turning people into animals. A major example of this is in Surah 7. Al-A'raf ayaat 166. Allah says regarding the Jews... "So when they exceeded the limits of what they were prohibited, We said to them: be you monkeys, despised and rejects" My mum translated that into they were actually turned into monkeys.

I just thought I’d share this all with you, this is something that I sort of regret that I did on the day on my exam. I just hope it doesn’t affect my marks! But it sure did make me smile at the time and it did make me feel a whole lot better. ----------------------------------------------- Hello Taj, A number of us have been hoping to get in contact with you, during the pass few weeks. I hope you realised that you missed to turn up to a consolidation lecture you scheduled. We were very upset about this as we were all hoping to bring up some issues concerning the coursework we have not received back, as we need the feedback to help us with revision. Also there are a number of problems with the equations you put on the lecture notes, in regards to the solutions for the equations that you never went through to explain properly. It would have been nice to have seen you before the exam date but here I am on Wednesday 8th June, writing an e-mail to you when I should be revising for an exam I have no hope in passing. So I would just like to thank you! Your jokes were amusing but pity the lectures weren’t as informative. I'm sure everyone else in the class agrees with me... we would have rather learned about cell culture techniques than your "rose coloured, don't give a damn about anything†rendition of life. Reguards, Sue ----------------------------------------------- Actually the exam turned out to be rather good and I was surprised that none of the data handling question came up and it was by far the best exam I have ever sat.

I was a bit bored so I thought I’d help you with the whole “finding a partner†thing. Ok some of these may seem alittle far fetched. Hibo & OG moti (I just think that’s a prefect little match up) Nova & Rokko (sorry Nova I couldn’t find you a married man!) Juxa & nuune (weird but I can see it happening) Xu & Somerican (I couldn’t find a Somali punk..sorry) Tamina (because she’s been hanging around too much I suppose she’s just shy) & Nur (they look like a nice couple, mashallah) Bishaaro & qac qaac (Don’t ask me why!) Rahima & BOB (I couldn’t think so anyone else, but it could happen) Wiilo & Jacaylbro (I’m not even sure whether wiilo is female or not) Diamante & Mobb-deep (yeah this is about right, since S. princess didn’t register) Zephyrine & General duke (This guy is the highest posting nomad) Modesty & shujui Najma82 & Bachelor Kaleidoscope & Legend of Zu (There’s your Chinese bloke ) close enough?) Aphrodisiac & rendezvous (Yeah this was a tough one) Safialul & Continental bachelor Femme fatale (You know you’re interested! Don’t deny it ) & Underdog Cawo & Tujiyee (lovely little couple me thinks!) There you go girls I think my work here is done Ta ra chucks!

What are you on about? You can even watch MTV base in Somaliland. And no the satellite dishies don't have be some massive monstrosities, Somaliland isn’t on Mars.

I think this is ngonge's idea of a joke…you can't honestly expect us to believe you actually want to protest about a Somali man that was caught trying to rape a woman. How can YOU of all people suddenly rant on about Somalis and their innocence? for goodness sale where were you when a Somali man made headlines for being first person to be convicted with purposely infecting two women with HIV? Ngonge's rants remind me of a crime watch show I watched a few years back, where police caught two Somali boys drug dealing on CCTV in central London. When they were approached by the police their faces on the TV camera were hidden but you could just tell they were Somali. (But no that wasn’t enough humiliation) for those who hadn't figured it out yet that the boys were Somali, the two boys decided to deny they were dealing drugs with their only backing being that... (Of course!) "We're Somalis" and "Somalis don't deal drugs". Lol god I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Originally posted by underdog: Sue, you proven yourself time and again to be a few aces short of a full deck. You can say anything you want....Just don't send me the way of the queen mother lol, so you know have the cheek to question my insanity huh?! Maybe I should do away with you

Originally posted by Kaleidoscopic: ahem...the signature is taken. lol, I wasn't stealing it, I was merely erm...just reiterating it to the masses (yep that’s right!) of useless males (UD being a prime example of course ) *nodding* Moving on, UD I was thinking about doing my own rendition of your post…entitled “brothers to avoid†but I got stuck. You see I realised men are the same and my list wouldn’t be very long with the grand old total of ONE! One of course being the “condescending pig†that blames all faults on women and refuses to acknowledge womens’ contribution to the world you know today. A world you would have never been able to reside in had it not been for a woman…who went through agonising pain to call you her son. I’m not a feminist but just a realist, just remember in this world you’ll be known as the son of man who was son of another man, but in the next world you’ll be the son of a woman who was the daughter of another woman.

Haddad I think you'll find that Natasha was all over the news last year for her strange ability I definately read it on the metro on the way in to uni.

^^^lol, HA! What a likely story...360 degrees, did you say. LOL

Oh god...how rude! I'm offended by your comment rend...what exactly are you implying? That I'm some sort of scumbag or punter Huh, huh, huh?! you are aren't you! I know there's no need to explain :mad: I get the message loud and clear. :mad:

Hibo luv you should have written Miracle with a BIG FAT question mark! Don't you think?

well besides the usual stuff like hearing voices and predictions. I think I may have caused the Queen Mother's death. Seriously! the night before she died, I was watching the pope on the news and for no reason what so ever I said... "the Queen's mother should die, she's way older than the pope" And lo and behold the next morning it was all over the news. She was dead and there wasn't even any warning signs. God sometimes I scare myself

Originally posted by Rahima: ^ In future do not speak on Islamic matters which you do not know. Originally posted by Sky: Rahima, ill spare you your daily dose of humiliation, but dont you ever in your life get the nerves to speak to me like that again. Hey I'm just wondering what happended to good old manners :confused: Surely that's not the way to speak to one another. Isn't being polite an Islamic attribute we should all try to possess? Actually when I first saw the picture, I didn't know what to think. But afterwards I remembered my mother used to tell me as a child that people were once turned into monkeys after stepping on food (abusing food). But hey am I the only one here who thinks it looks like something out of Star wars.

when I said a doormat, It didn't mean it was the only other option left open, but rather they type of woman you would have prefered.

Underdog Oh so you're turning this around me are you? I personally don't think I fit into any of the 12 types. You see you can't go around boxing everyone up into little categories, it doesn’t work. I like to think (along with almost everyone else on this planet) that I’m an individual who displays some of the characteristics you’ve mentioned. However, I am overly a good person and always mean well even when it doesn’t seem that way…I’m not selfish nor am I superficial. So since you like to place women in these perceived categories you tell me which box I fall in.

Let me get this right! From the 11 types of women to “stay away from†I’ve managed to get an idea of what type of woman underdog likes. It been a tough job, his list was pretty detailed, but I got there in the end. *Drum roll please* *Ahem* After scrutinising underdog’s list of 11 the types of women that men should stay away from I’ve come to the conclusion that underdog would like a… (wait for it) “DOORMAT as a wife†That’s right folks you heard it here first!

^^^Oh pooh! don't spoil our fun!

Come on lexus, rudy wasn't looking at their faces! lol so don't tempt him to look closely. Anyway I love the pictures, lol and the moto "dress to kill" I wonder where that phrase came from.

Sorry I didn’t do this earlier but I didn’t want to look single I really think you girls are very brave and mashallah I can see when you want something you go and get it Forget the whole “love will find you†rubbish because it’s all a load of cobblers… have you seen the ratios nower days, girls get your claws out! Lol Anyhoot I saw this website and thought of you girls… http://www.geocities.com/junmeskie/Personals.html So I thoughted I’d try making up my own little personal ad using that website…and here’s what my personal ad would look like…Hypothetically of course! Eccentric vgl female, looking for meaningful relationship. Seeking gentleman ready to settle down with a financially secure man, educated and handsome. 22-30

Aww dacawo that was lovely! Now that’s what I call a “sickly†sweet sister. I f I had one of those I’d… who am I kidding like that would ever happen. Anyway juxa dear it would have been nice if you had mentioned it to me…oh well dear I wish you many more blissful birthdays, more cherished moments like these and less wrinkles to prove it. Just stay away from the Prozac, it does more harm than good, believe me you.

lol @ the seafood diet anyways, 10 stones is 63.5 Kg roughly and in pounds that's 140 bls. 1 stone is 6.3 kg 1 stone also equals 14lbs

Lol ^^^ Hey girls! I guess it’s not that most Somali girls are fat…but rather deposit what little fat they have in the most unflattering places (I’m sure you all know what I mean ). I’m not bothered about m weight much, even though sometimes I feel alittle on the big side, usually when I can’t fit in my old pair of trousers : ( and the buttons look like they’re ready to pop…lol No but seriously I’m more worried about how I’ll look in say 5-6 years time -inshallah, if I’m still alive- when usually Somali women blow up with the derrière (I don’t think I need to elaborate further) I think I should start going to the gym now before my derrière arrive 5mins after I do. Lol I know my BMI (body mass index) says I'm fine but I dislike my frame, I guess I'll never be a size 8! Can you believe I'm 10 stones! High density bone I guess

I’ve always joked with my friend that she was on a no food diet, obviously thinking it was the most absurd thing anyone could possibly do without suffering from some sort of psychological disorder. But lone and be hold there is! Some crazy people have discovered that going through starvation is the quickest way to loose weight, (erm…DUH! Daafur could have told you that) The diet called lighter life promises to help you loose up to a stone a month, but it isn’t completely crazy. You will be supplied with supplements and counselling to help you survive with both the physical and mental agony one would go through during the treatment. The concept is aimed at people who comfort eat and therefore the person is not allow to physically chew anything and all the supplements are in a liquid form. Lol just when you thought you’d heard it all they have to go an surprise you!

wow...weird! From inflation rates to fashion, what a strange twist. Hey stoic I think you’ll find that we’re all from the Uk, where we use the pound…and the pound is far stronger luvy. Anyway I was thinking if an American person like yourself spends more in Europe, the better it is for us. Soon enough the scales will tip once again.