Conspiracy

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  1. depends on what you using?! media player? winamp ? etc
  2. LOL hey dude i don't do car handwash with my boxer for two girls unless they paying me extra extra :cool:
  3. Can't wait , did i win? did i win? did i win?
  4. Thanks everyone, Xu, well Illustrator got almost same tools as Photoshop , so integrating wouldn't be that difficult its the techniques are slightly different, truth to be said I am starting to get bored of Photoshop & FreeHand, there are tons of online tutorials for Photoshop but there is hardly any for Illustrator and M'media books just scratch the surface rarely shows you anything useful.. more images to come!!
  5. AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!
  6. Hey guys, UFO's are passing satellites that we could see in certain time in certain place, so if you want to see a satellite, Check this website http://www.heavens-above.com just use the anonymous user then enter you city or coordinate and it will tell you the Visible Passes of International Space Station (ISS). UK residents ISS - Visible Passes Search Period Start: 12:00 Friday, 20 May, 2005 Search Period End: 12:00 Monday, 30 May, 2005 Observer's Location: London ( 51.5170°N, 0.1050°W) Local Time: British Summer Time (GMT + 1:00) Orbit: 350 x 357 km, 51.6° (Epoch 18 May) Have fun and get a camera!!!
  7. I got these tracks in my current playlist, Ice Cube, It was a good day Cormega, Soul Food Cormega, Testament Jigga, Feeling it Killarmy, Feel it Scarface & Pac, Smile Black rob, permenant scars Beanie Siegl, Feel it in the air. K-OS like his style bboy! brings a different flavour
  8. I got four, dang there is six! :confused:
  9. Conspiracy

    hobbies

    ^^LOL maybe you should make your own version of the show, Tube-Fashion-Officer. I love designing Graphics, WebPages, DTP, etc its what I do and its my hobby lucky me :cool:
  10. 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead! 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal or acceptable. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller. 6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children. 8. An occasional butt whooping DOES help a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute. 10. Rap music IS here to stay. So deal with it and get used to it! .-.-.-.-. 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac IS dead! 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on EVERY finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it! 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Work breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will NEVER EVER be President ... or Al Sharpton for that matter! 8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor. It's a color. 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth MORE than your car. 10. Your Pastor does NOT know everything.
  11. najma82, nah not really , hope you referring to my Avatar its just a scene from Pulp Fiction, and the Vector of the gun was a good challenge too much details, Sister with Hijab huh , sounds like a good idea! Animal Farm, nah I didn't use Streamline I used Photoshop CS and technically they’re not proper vector for that I will need to use Illustrator Cs which I am trying to learn at the moment. Thanks for the feed back guys, I am almost done with my website and I will add more Vector images
  12. Thanks bro, and Illustrator is hard to learn, but yeah macormedia should team up with Adobe since their FreeHand is not as good as PS but their fireworks is great for banners and layouts!!
  13. Hey guys, just though to share with you some pictures i drew on Photoshop, tell me what you think :cool:
  14. I agree with you khayr, some people tend to use different/undercover nicknames just to abuse and insult other members. Furthermore, I think only registered users should be allowed to even view the forum topics but hey that’s just me
  15. Welcome WiilWaal, I enjoyed your little stories specially Mother Country .. again welcome and excellent story bro. :cool:
  16. Okai guys try to find the d*mn white button .. uhm you'll know what i mean ..!!! http://fun.drno.de/flash/BigRedButton.swf
  17. OH GOD!! okai I am The Snake :rolleyes: Diplomatic and popular, the Snake has the sensual art of seduction down. Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence. Snakes have incredible follow-through, once they get going, and they expect the same from others. Thus, their coworkers and employees had best stay on their toes, lest they anger the Snake and suffer its poisonous bite!
  18. As i said before Phanta, this is just a joke; *Amethyst you right i'd never do anything like that , anyhow i have an exam at 2.00 so wish me luck :cool:
  19. Ouch! thats harsh and involves alot of Q&A.. plus this is just for jokes :cool:
  20. Okay Guys, This is 10 ways to break up with your girl with the least amount of headache. 1. Don't call. If she demands that you call her, tell her you did and her phone always busy. 2. Criticize her hair. (1) 3. Go through her phone book and make her tell you who is who. *if she demands the same, make sure you use "it's just a friend" ALOT*. 4. Tell her how “a friend†used Slim Fast and it was very successful to reduce weight over and over and over. 5. If she is pretty talk to her about *if you ignored the first rule* A: American Foreign policy. B: The New Slack ware O/S release. C: How you idolize Homer Simpson's attitude. If she interrupts you or tries to change the topic, tell her you feel sleepy and end the call. 6. If she is smart talk to her about A: Beyonce's video "Baby boy" B: Tell her how much you loved Halle Berry’s performance @ Cat Woman with special interest to her custom. C: Tell her about your collection of Sylvester Stallone's Movies “Judge Dred†If she interrupts you or tries to change the topic, tell her you feel sleepy and end the call. 7. Tell her what you REALLY think of her friends!!! *guys you know what I mean*. 8. Ask her to remind you her Birthday, your Anniversary at least twice a week. 9. Keeping telling her how much her attitude changed since you guys first met. *don't give her any specific details* 10. Tell her you love her, but you have to move back home and devote your life to become a camel shepherd. Remember if none of those worked then she either really cares about you to a very sad extent or she is cheating on you NOTICE: This guide is not suitable for newly weds or those in their first relationship, the author will not be held responsible for any physical injuries might occur. (1) Very dangerous approach.
  21. Amen, my condolences for losing your dad, hope you find strength and Imaan in Quran to help you go through this sad times.
  22. Conspiracy

    Simpsons

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) --- Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. --- [Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' --- Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here --- Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out. --- Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. --- Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! --- Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. --- Mother Simpson: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man... Homer: Seven. Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question. Homer: OK, eight. Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means? --- Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting? Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting? Lisa: This conversation is over. Homer: This conversation is *under*. Lisa: Goodbye. Homer: *bad*bye
  23. Well Thank you dear and I wish you the same even though luck got nothing to do with exams but i hope you do well too :cool: