NGONGE
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Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^Loool Erm Ngonge, why the need to convince us all then?? :cool: Are you having doubts all of a sudden. I saw all the sijuis getting cosy on the other thread so I thought I'd start one for my own, people. Do you have a problem with that? Ayub, When the invitation to this party said 'bring a bottle', it didn't mean a bottle of urine, badowyaho. (I demand a graemlin with a gap).
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^^ Portugal has no pace? Err, erm, eeen..is there any subject that you're good at, man? Ok, not good, just informed.
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It has come to my attention that several people on this forum discriminate against those of us with gapped teeth! Well, let me tell you that countless surveys have proven that people with gapped teeth breath better, live longer, are very successful, intelligent, interesting and many of them are adored by millions. Historians also confirm that Napoleon, Hitler, Alexander The Great, Genghis Khan and Caesar all had gapped teeth. Contemporary icons with gapped teeth include Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Elton John, Mike Tyson, Nas, David Letterman and Fifty Cent. Here are pictures of some of those named above plus one or two other GREATS:
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Originally posted by LayZie G.: Ewwwww, I have never come across someone as ugly as him. Is he really a somali? He has no business being in youtube. He is not pleasant to look or listen to, and more importantly he needs to do something about that gap between his teeth. I use to hear "fanax" qurux ey dadka ku kordhisaa, but not in the case of this poor fella. His voice is horrendous, acuudi billaah. How can someone compare the two? Ma indhaha ayaa la' dihiin? Shameless, that's what you are, shameless.
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Hyde Park is on the other side. I watched these boys do their thing when I went to lunch earlier.
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^^ Heh. Imagine finding out that your health carer had had to re-sit his exams!
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North, My view is exactly like this one. (No, I'm not in the Park Tower Hotel)
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^^ I wish. There is a malfunction and it only takes negatives now. You wont be able to see anything.
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^^ That's one brother fixed. Originally posted by Kashafa: Xiin, Ninka saaxiib-kaa, rag'ga waxuu oo kala qaybiyay sadax. Ma xuma. But he forgot the 4th and most critical category: Iskaabulaha oo barkinta qoor-sagaaro ku hayo. Here's the problem: Marriage is simply not feasible while ur still in school. Maa fee faloos, abti. Financially and logistically, it's daunting(not impossible, but very close).
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Imagine if they all fail their exams!
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^^ It means I'll have to bring my camera with me to work. I know if I bring it I will never remember to take it back home with me.
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^^ He can always do the Misyar thing. No need to have an 'end' date there. Xalaal all the way.
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Aha! Here is an opportunity for you guys 'sijuis' to explain me why do the Somalis from Nairobi look down on all other sijuis?
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^^ Now why would I be shy of you, my pretty dumaashi?
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Oh! Oh! Oh! It's show off time, is it? Well, let me tell you that from my window, I can see Hyde Park and the back of Harrods. From the other window, I can see the London Eye, the palace, Big Ben, The Gherkin and the Houses Of Parliament. Try and match that, people. ps There is more but that will only pinpoint my exact location.
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^^ She didn't. But I did. I was standing right next to her and she still didn't notice my overwhelming manly aura! Can you believe this woman?
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^^ Holborn. I hate the H&C.
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^^ Heh. She's the age of my mother, silly. I also get off at the same spot. So you go change, smelly student. CL, Nothing. Maybe it's because I didn't start a conversation. All I ever did was nod and say hello.
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Heh@Ibti! Do you always take the train at that same spot? Find yourself another carriage, that one is MINE. ps There is an 'older' Somali lady that takes the train at that same carriage too. She used to greet me in the past but now she blanks me! I have no idea why.
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Heh! I think I turned her head.
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^^ I'm down with the young ones, innit
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^^ War ha o bixin. These two are WORSE than you anyway.
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As the master, Mr Pepe Le Peu once said: "You stop resisting me, bebe, and I'll stop resisting you."
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^^ See now? You made her go all shy. She's probably sat in front of her keyboard trying to post a suitable reply as she attempts to suppress a smile whilst thoughtfully twiddling her hair.
