^^ Keep giving advice on writing, my dear. They were very impressive.

Though you're useless in every other sphere (mainly football ), when you do tell a story you do it wonderfully. I'm sure that this one still has some life in it, don’t end it so abruptly.

^^ It would have been nice to have you there, man. The grilling is optional. Edit: (It's not me. Don't listen to these rumours. I'm old, remember).

^^ You're the first male tease I've ever come across. War be rijaaloha and spit it out.

^^ There is a risk that you built it up so much we'll all end up with a bit of an anticlimax, saaxib.

Heh@Xiin Laacib waaxid. She walked into that one.

Warya Stoic, what is wrong with you, saaxib? Do what you're told but never broadcast it. Neph, I now had the chance to view those photos. I am NOT in them. Thanks Serenity, you're a star.

Heh. A&T, as ever you're too hasty, saaxib. I asked her if you were annoying her, I did not criticise your piece. Anyway, this one was rubbish, I preferred the Hillary Clinton one.

Yes Serenity. That would be nice. And my Faantax always rocks. (But of course, this may or may not be my picture). ps Dumaashi, DO. YOUR. WORST.

Do your worst, Dumaashi. But before you do, someone will have to tell me how to check this picture on Facebook. Would I have to be added to someone's list and all that? Is the process long and tedious? I only want to have a peek, that's all.

Do your worst, dumaashi.

Heh@Cadaan. Tell these people I was the one taking the photos. At no point was my photo taken. Ibti, Blackmail me? I'll send you a signed photo if you like. :cool: ps Where is JB today? This thread was really for him.

^^^ This kid has certainly rubbed you the wrong way, has he not?

What picture? There is no picture of me anywhere on that evil facebook thing. It's a bad bad rumour. Anyway, I can't really confirm or deny since I can't even access the damn thing.

^^ Been telling you for years. Glad to have you on the dry side of our ditch, saaxib. Hung, That's pure wisdom there. Usually Somali proverbs are rubbish really (stuff about donkeys and their ears, etc) but this one is class.

Did you ever feel like doing what this man did? Office worker goes berserk.

^^^ Have you lost faith in Somalis and Somalia? No more the cheerful dutch man, huh? Welcome to the UK.

Dreadful gossip....

Originally posted by Northerner: Ma kanaa Somali'a? Job Title is 'Toy demonstrator'. What is that lol? Aha! Now we know where Caano Geel got to.

^^ Oh yes I can. I'll talk and talk and tell my brother it's time he made an honest housewife out of you, dumaashi.

But of course, m'dear.

^^ Oh that old excuse again? Of course, this time it will not stick. Your beloved Coldplay have been around for aeons that even I got to hear of them in my youthful days. Rubbish band. (You still lack taste).

^^ Rubbish song.

^^^ The way you describe and explain football here makes you look, smell and come across as one of those that argue with the person behind them during games and never get to watch a second of the damn thing.

^^ Coldplay? COLDPLAY? I don't mind Bon Jovi but, really, COLDPLAY? You disappoint me, mon cherie....