Originally posted by Northerner: The more I look at those two clauses the more I think they have been had! What is the problem you see with this agreement?

Little girls can't be yummy? Just because you have a disturbed mind, it does not mean that we all do. I'll have you know that I am respectful pervert. I don’t leer at little girls. I wait for them to grow up first.

^^ In that case, you should pray for Spain to win. If Italy makes it this time there is no way Holland will beat them again. This cup is Croatia's.

^^ It's the only time many of us part-timers get to chew.

^^ My guru is getting himself ready for his afternoon tea, old chap. He'll be with you shortly...

Originally posted by cynical lady: "The one on the right is yummy." Perv. What do you know about admiring natural beauty, you peasant? (afternoon).

^^ war I was just pulling your leg (I liked the pictures, that's all). But I think you need to leave gaps between the times you post the stories. I mean you can't post something as sublime as the one about visiting home then follow it up with the ridiculous (though entertaining) story about divorce.

^^ I concede that point. I totally forgot about that one.

The one on the right is yummy. As for the task, I want to lodge my protest in advance. This is discrimination, this is. I shall only participate if the competition is a free for all and the judges are agreed upon. People like Nepthy, KK, Rudy, Ayoub, Lander, Malika and, even my dear ayeeyo, would struggle in writing a proper translation to these stories. I demand that they join in. I am confident that I shall pass with flying colours (or at least ahead of six other people, including North).

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tolka: quote:Originally posted by nuune: AT&T haye Romkania maxaa ku dhacey, I want your analaysis sxb, sidee bey wax noqdeen, maxaa is daba marey, kolleey fiilooyin badan baa isku dhax yaacey Anigu sida NGONGE dhuuman maayo when things mess up. I got it wrong. No ifs and buts. Romanian under performed. Now that Italy is on, Spian waa loo yaaba. Heh. But so far my predictions are coming true, saaxib. Maxan la dhuunta?

^^ من حفر حفرة لاخيه, وقع فيها Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, There's a shadow hanging over me, Oh, yesterday came suddenly. Why she Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. I said, Something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, Love was such an easy game to play, Now I need a place to hide away, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Why she Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. I said, Something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, Love was such an easy game to play, Now I need a place to hide away, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

I like your stuff, man. It's always readable and mostly entertaining. But sometimes, it is sublime... And sometimes, it is absolutely ridiculous...

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It depends on the type of secret, Ms DD. If I hated my mother-in-law it would be foolish to share that secret with my wife, would you not agree? (I have no mother-in-law, before anyone starts reading things into this).

^^ I never did. But I support the Iraqi government now. Anyway, I'd support the resistance if I saw any clear plan to go with their fighting. All your boys do is react to events rather than dictate them. They follow the simplest 'es qanci' strategy of the lot. Their motto seems to be, let us keep on shooting and when the dust finally settles we'll be the last ones standing. If not, we shall shoot some more.

Originally posted by Rahima: The best accents are the proper English accent (the Queen's english), then the proper Australian (not from Queensland or the country). The rest don't register. Rowley Birkin QC

^^ You didn't read the mouse and lion story, did you?

If you don't have time to listen to the clip, read the transcript of the debate here.

^^ Of course not. Grown men don't cry.

^^ Which is why he asked for one more night instead of divorcing her and moving on.

When hurricane Katrina devastated parts of the USA Djibouti donated fifty thousand dollars to the rescue efforts.

3 PM? Sounds like an exclusive event for smelly students only. Never mind.

I was going to reply to this topic earlier but I forgot. I should not really bother my mind with such junk but, lately, junk is all I've had. Anyway, this man is smart. He showed the other men that he's a manly-man (as Baashe would say) but he's only really asking for that last night so that he could beg for forgiveness and cry his eyes out until she takes him back.

^^ Sometimes it's for the best. Oh. This reminds me, I need to reply to A&T's other marraige topic.