^^ She's talking about Amir Khan. if you stay up and watch it you may as well call in sick tomorrow. Don't mind ibti, she thinks the whole world is full of smelly students like her.

^^ You are the last person to comment on that one. (may even need to read what you wrote again).

It would be most unfair if Holland win this game. the Russians were miles better. (that's one brave referee).

^^ Crickets are nice. Just sit back and enjoy the sound of the night. Time to go for now. Operation Voulez vous coucher avec moi is about to start. Laterz.

^^ Malika lives in the countryside, saaxib. This is not the right time for her to be online. Goats need to be fed, cows milked and chicken put back in their coop before sunset. Ask North, he used to live in sheffield.

Ibti, The kids are going to grow up thinking it's normal to smoke it in the toilet when everyone is sleeping. (I have not been caught yet). Ms DD, The saint went to a wedding. What do you mean put up with me? She's lucky I've agreed to babysit. I could have been watching the game in better surroundings now, with a mardoof by my side and people that know about football cheering with me. Instead, if I'm really lucky, I'll have the cat for company.

North, Send them to you? Someone going there? Hmmmm! I may just do that.

^^ Yeah. I decided not to bother with the wedding. My seven year old is trying to read Alice In Wonderland (the proper copy) and has been on the first page for ages. The five year old is painting and the troublemaker is on his gameboy. They expect me to make them a good dinner but, luckily, I've got some croissants here. I'll stuff them with two each and send them to bed (afte we watch Dr Who). Two hours before I'm free to prepare for the match. Can't wait to make that shiisha.

Ah! This reminds me. I have a full box of books to send to JB. How do I do it again? The Mrs is threatening to throw them all away already.

^^ I am the same as North but he's a couple of inches taller than me. This must mean I'm real fat! Where do I sign? Ms DD, Too thin is never nice on the eyes. Give me meat anytime. I am, after all, Somali. ps No she lost then she won then she lost again. I'm not sure if the case is still ongoing.

Ibti is the spitting image of the girl below (no joke here). I am not sure why she's on this thread. Anorexia?

^^ I already asked you why should they compromise? What is in it for them?

Heh. A&T, I had nothing to do with all of this. You brought it all on yourself, saaxib. There was once a chap called A&T He wrote his stories whilst sipping tea He was hapy and gay But he picked on NGONGE And now he has to contend with Lazie ps I think your humour came across as a tad strong in writing and could easily be misunderstood. In other words, axmaq bad tahay (I say this in the nicest possible way). The funny thing is that I always assumed you and LG would get on like a house on fire. Little do I know, eh! pps LG, I always knew you loved me, darling. Now that you made it public, I'll have to do the right thing and marry you. Let us go to the Islamic section and get Nur to marry us off. A&T and Xiin can be our witnesses. ** End Of Thread **

LANDER, This was their third comeback (don't forget the Swiss).

Originally posted by Baashi: quote: Therefore, everything must be done to reach out to all those opposition groups, particularly the military arm of the ARS whose influence cannot be ignored. Name one reasonable and practical thing that should be done in order to bring them to the peace process dirrin ? Sophist awoowe think through on this one. He might not be able to name it. Others might not be able to name but someone MUST. Rightly or wrongly, that group still has the ability to sabotage proceedings and prolong the statuesque. Since it proved difficult to defeat them, isolate them or even run them out of town it looks like a way to bring them on board has to be found. Could it be that the TFG may have to sacrifice a pawn in order to get forward? What if it's the King himself that may need to be sacrificed? Whichever way you look at it, a proper negotiation and peace settlement would necessitate the involvement of the resistance on the ground. Sophist's report back from that meeting makes things look as bleak as they always were. I'm surprised it didn’t douse Xiin's optimism yet.

Looks like that broken clock is right again. It was a boring game until the last three minutes. My team is out. Still, I'm happy for the Turks. Shame half of their team will be missing in the next game. (Had too much shiisha while watching the game, can't sleep now).

Oh. Oh. We're playing the quotation game. Here, have a bit of the bard himself. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an *****, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. As for the Somaliland issue, why do you expect them to agree to allow those from the deepest South to take part in a referendum that concerns Somaliland? Why do you expect them to sacrifice all they've worked for just because such a dreamy referendum turned out in the favour of those in the south? What incentive are you offering them to take part in such a suicidal referendum? Liberia and Sierra Leon are NOT the same as Somalia and their conflicts were not as complicated as the one we have in Somalia today. Your proposal still comes across as complete nonsense. Did you watch the recent program about Somali Warlords? The one that was broadcast on British TV (someone posted links to it on the forum)! Anyway, the program was about all those Somali minsters and politicians that live in the UK. In addition, the current Somali president holds a British passport and the Puntland president was living in North America before he returned home to contest the Puntland presidential elections. Do you see a pattern here (and flaw in your plan) or do I have to point it out, Mr Resistance?

^^ (that would be great). But, no, I was referring to what I told nuune on page three. He proved me right and jumped on two people already, mind your afro now.

^^ I hope you got your masar tight on your head, Afro.

Looks like you've had your afternoon dose, Mr Hyde. Welcome back Dr Jekyll. Great story.

^^ You could have mentioned that important fact earlier, saaxib. My qualms are usually with hopes and dreams aired on the various Internet sites, not the ones delivered by hand. Like I said, he makes very good points.

^^ Good points but the Open Letter format is a waste of time. Not to mention of course that the UN is hopeless.

^^ Buy him a mardoof while you're at it. The man sounds as high as a kite.

^^ I'd advise you to stay well away, saaxib. kano wa injir, ninyaho. Marko Xiin comaamada ka siibi kari waayaay eyo bidaartaydi iigtay.