NGONGE

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  1. When poeple say "faciis ka haray" I always wonder where they went. Ma caleena. I'm going home too.
  2. Bad news for all concerned. Somebody is trying to rock the boat here.
  3. GJ, I agree. Like a qaxooti heading to Holland but ending up in the UK, I stumbled on this, saaxib. This field was never something I thought I'll end up in.
  4. Originally posted by Maaddeey: Shaykhul Islam, wal MuftilCaam GDWonder, Zidnaa Yaa mowlaanaa! يقال في كتاب المنذر للعلامة المقتدر جي وندر بأن نكاح المشركات, اللاتي لا يشربن الخمر او يأكلن القات, مباح بلا شروط أو درجات. اما نكاح الامهات فهو ممنوع منعا بات.
  5. Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: LOOOL@ ibti it was ngonge who compared them to cows. tells you a lot about his somaliness - horta are there any cattle in burco? I did not compare anything to cows warya. Wax fahan. P.S. Tuujiy's haircut plan might actually work.
  6. ^^ Galab wanaagsan, GJ. Lily, I know. That's why I didn't bother. P.S. GJ, that 'missed call' story from the other day had nothing to do with you, saaxib. I was trying to squeeze it in somewhere, that's all.
  7. ^^ Beckham did it ten years before him, saaxib. Gerrard ayaa waxan baray. Hollywood passes are uuuf.
  8. Actually Lily, I did have an idea of the life story of someone who was born in 1977 (as his father fought in the Somali/Ethio war), who was a teenager in 1988 when his soldier father was based in SL, who then fled to the capital and caught up in the 91 civil war and accidently set up (and invented) the thing now known as an asbaaro. who casually fired an rpg that brought down a black hawk. who due to his ruffian habits prevented his family from leaving the capital to relocate to baydhaba and, as a result, avoided the famine there. who became in mp in AY's parliment and then defected to Al Shabab.....but then I realised that I'm more or less telling the story of Faarax Gump.
  9. A&T, Tuujiye is bad but there was a point when the guy above me, Norf and Oz (I think) were in charge of that section. It was in the days when it used to be dead.
  10. ^^ Senna was losing it anyway. Plus they have a better replacement in Alonso.
  11. ^^ I spent all morning doing work, saaxib. Now I have nothing to do and I'm bored. This is no good. No good at all. LOZ, why are you bored at that time of night and why are you not sleeping?
  12. Am as bored as a 'deleted' staring at scorching oven today. Ila murma please.
  13. ^^ A&T, on paper and in real life Spain are a very good team. They are not the European champions for nothing, saaxib. Pique has actually been outstanding this year and Puyol proves himself every year. There is nothing wrong with that defence, saaxib. Torres is Torres. He's a strange player that always appears disinterested and lazy but bursts into life near the eighteen yard box and scores great goals. David Villa is not overrated (tacbaan yah), he's another great player. I know you're having an argument with the "I-used-to-play-football-in-my-local-park" crowd. But don't let them drag you into making these crazy statements about such a great team. I also agree with you about Brazil being the favourites.
  14. ^^ You must have a hole in your head that lets your memories escape warya. I always was and remain a Abdullahi Yusuf fan. Sheikh Sharif is a pale imitation to be honest. However, fair is fair, this Sharmarke mammoth is also no good. They will both go soon but I bet Sharmarke goes first (Walad Abdullah and his masters invested more on the sheikh). Wax fahan.
  15. ^^ He's going to do it "constitutionally" now. I give the fat one a month before he meekly resigns.
  16. ^^ Talo Sh. Sharif miyo xanta with the Ugandans in sawaxili? Knowing our Juje, I think he does. Ceeb caleek warya.
  17. What the two above said. Beside, kidnap is uuuf.
  18. ^^ Badow! This is politics, saaxib. One has to make capital from every setback or problem. Therefore, Juje was busy helping the two guys see eye to eye and now that the job is done, he came back to say hello to us. Siyaasada barta.
  19. ^^ He knows. He's pulling your masar. **Tries to suppress another term of endearment**
  20. Typical woman, she tells me five years later. You do know I have respect for all of you, you cows. Stop being paranoid.
  21. ^^ No foresight, mate. It's all about today for you political Islamists.
  22. ^^ What name calling? These are terms of endearment you distrustful cabaaya.
  23. Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^^North lol, if you want to fight with your soodog, ha igu taaba duuman. Plus, he did not say they are bad, just different and different can be good sometimes. It's never an attack, you loox. It's always a discussion.