Alpha Blondy;932121 wrote: i don't have expectation anymore. she just needs to be fertile, cook good food and has to posses a pretty face. all my other requirements will never be found in a somali xalimo. shame but its the reality. Innaa Lillaahi Wa Innaa Ilayhi Raajicuun

Blessed, Mombasa yeysan kaa fakkanin, meeshaas adoon booqanin haka tagin Kenya, waa meeshaan ku dhashey even though meela badan aan ku dhashey such as Tuvalu Island,but don't miss Mombasa, Nairobi wax yaala ma jiro.

Nin rag ayaad tahey wallaahi mar hadaad qiratey your failure, saas ayaan kaa rabaa sxb, please update us more on the progress and not the Sheikhs, Diktoore.

Diktoore, you are a total failure wallaahi, your great come back is just telling us delegations meetings Sheikhs. I thought you will tell us the finished work of the Space Center just outside Boosaaso where Puntland will send spaceships to Planet Venus to study the Sun more closely, and the recently opened factory in Garoowe that will mass produce Jets and Helicopters. You dissapoint me, sxb, Diktoore

^ Xageed ka jeclaatey islaanta, ma internetka

Sxbayaal, since I started writing this story about two years ka hor, I have landed dhibaato iyo qaxar from my comrades of Jinni as a result of sharing this with my fellow humans, laakin whatever it takes I will try to narrate the full story, hada kama baqo they see me as their enemy, since aan xidid la la'ahyna waxba igama qaadi karaan gabadhoodana nin la'aan baa ku dhici hadey i eryaan caruurtana aabo ayey waayi, 48 carruur cayaar cayaar ma ahan, oo kuligood wada mataano ah, koristooda aniga dhib iguma heyso waayo waa dhal half Jinni ah, quudistoodana kama fakaro laakin waalidnimada wey wanaagsantahey iyo in ilmaha aad dhashey aad ka ag dhawdahey mararka qaarkood. Waan dhameestiri laakin frfom qeebta 6aad illaa qeebta 19aad ma jirto, waayo totally ma soo qori karo waana heshiis aniga iyo ayaga aan kala saxiixanay, qeebta 20aad ayaan keeni Inshaa Allaah oo aad u dheeraan doonto.

Sheekadan waan dhameesitiri doonaa, meeshii aan aniga iyo qalanjadii ku danbeyney, dhibaatooyin badan ayaan kala kulmey, waan is dagaalney, waana la heshisiiyey, waan la aqal galey, carruur fara badan bey ii dhashey oo gaaraya illaa 48, balse qaabkey waxaasi oo dhan ku dhaceen ayaan sheeka dheera ku soo qori doonaa iyo arooska halkuu ka dhacey oo aheyd arligii Jinka. La soco Qeebta 20aad, qeebta 6aad ma jirto, asxaabteyda Jinka ayaa cuney illaa qeebta 19aad waayo confidential information ayaa ku jirey sida technology used etc, waxaas dhan waa la raamsadey

Abu Salman, I had the full version of Khubza today, the one they call it Captain Special lool, a friend invited me, dee waaba Captainkaan rabey ba, the xulbadii plus khubzigii jarjarnaa ee malabka lagu darey, and the other one lagu jajabiyey muuska, war maanta waxaan ku leeyahay waan neefsan la'ahay, earlier in the day, when we were getting ready for salaada Jamcada, some roads waxaa lagu daadiyey askar millitary in most streets, well it was indeed the president making his way to a Misjid near his home place, the Masjidka they call Saado or Saadi ayaan ku tukadey and the Khaatib happened to be Yemeni, what a sheikh he was, a very powerful orator, no need to read a paper, rageedi buu ahaa, Carabta ayaa meeshan ganacsi xooga ku heesato since they make up officially 8-10% of the population. shalayto waxaan tagey the Harmous, and we were chilling there at a famous place which had swimming pool, an open area cafeteria ayey aheyd and most customers there were Caddaan, all lying down there with their bikini on, Dee soo toor the number of the youngest dee, I might catch up with him before I leave Djibouti, I supposed to leave here tmoro Saturday but it seems I am going to stay here tmoro and leave Sunday or Monday.

Back in late 70s, I dated a Russian blondie, wallaahi she was gorgeous, laakin she died, Allah Yarxamhaa

^^ They lost their freedom of speech tag!

nuune;520286 wrote: i like watching aljazeera,to me,they are the best television station in the world!! I take that back, after writing it more than 10 years ago.

^^ Your version of Somaliland is totally different from the version that many Somalilanders believe in aboutSomaliland

^^ niyad dhis ehehe waryaa don't destroy the noble cause dee, adigu sidaad wax kasta angle nooc minal Jappaana uga eegeysay baa xataa the Guru ayaa kaa cabaadey hehe

^^ Dee shacabka Konfuriankaa la xoog-sheeganayaa hehe that is how I understood it. The poster is terrible, the Somali used is even worse, and I though Af Soomaalku inuu ka soo burqamo Somaliland maadaama uu adeerkeen Xadraawi joogo. Ibti, wallaahi you can write better Somali than the one who wrote that poster, bal fiiri waxa grammatical errorka ka buuxa,,, adaaba sixi kara

^^ Naag caddaana waligaa ma jeclaatey for real, caddaan as naag caddaana oo istaagga ku kaadiso!

^^ lool Abu Salman, it is very sad that more than 30 people died last week's flooding, over 15 were soldiers crossing the Dixda canal, residents leaving in and around Dixda ayaa u badnaa waxa ku dhintey. I want to experience travelling on the road, so I might try the road to Berbera or Hargeisa, laakin I want to start with Burco first, by road, will have to ask people about the conditions of the road since heavy rain uu da'ey and still in the north part of the country since yesterday. Djibouti is a funny country, in the middle of city center, you can see Japanese uniformed military soldiers walking, then the Germans, then the French and the Americans all walking around in and around city center buying stuff and eating out, with their uniform, and their military vehicles parked next to the streets. Drones taking off and landing is the usual normal day of life at the Airport, as well as Mig jets, I hate their noise even though I wouldn't mind flying them. Abu Salman, my time is spent staying with friend's places, and sometimes in hotels, so today waxaan cuney as lunch waad taqaanaa magaca la dhaho deema garanayo waa khubzi iyo muus la iku walaaqey iyobalaaya kale oo la isku shiidey iyo kalluun, caadiba ma ahan, you choose the kalluun and everything and they will cook it on the spot lol

^^ hehe well tell JB to play with that word and he will come up with Maalid, Nuugid, istiimin, iyo balaaya kale, ninkaa caadi ma ahan, waan ka ashahaataa anu kolleey hehe Ma waadan maqal Soomaali dhaheyso, systemkii ceedha ahaa ayey maalayaan ama jaqayaan, dadkeenu waa cajjiib

I don't know, last time I knew it cost £10 return with bus, and train £15-20 return daily, that was 19 years ago

^^ It could be located at Milton K, or around Luton, so if driving you will have to burn a lot of petrol, or National Express ayaa ku jaqi

^^ So you are younger, and not in older category as I assume!

Hurdadoo lagaa toosiyo in the middle of the night by someone marqaan tal la ah oo intuu albaabka kugu soo qaraacey at 3am telling you that caawoo dhan qasabada biyaha ayuu biyaha ka shubayey kuna shubayey caagada waaweeyn, oo gaaraya illaa 10 jiirgaan of 50 litres each, hotelkii dhannaa caagadaha yaaley ayuu biya ka wada buuxiyey, and he was just a customer of the hotel and not shaqaalo, wallee Jabuuti waxbaa heesta, qaadkii baa fara kulul ku hayo

Nin Tallaabo labaxey baan da'diisu yareyn hehe, bakeyle tallaabsanaya iyo kadabshiir kalbadhuudhsanaya unbaad tahey, welcome to the club, cammii

iska daa weynu is ognahey, soo tii 77kii aynu ku jirney dadkii dowladda qassab uga dhigtey askarta intey qoryo inoo dhiibtey dagaalkii itoobiya gala, yeynaan iskashifin dee, aniguba imika 19 sano unbaan jiraa da'da kale ha inaga sheeg sheegin, taa dumarkaan uga nixineynaa

30 yrs ago sidaaba uma sii foga, waa hadaad 20 sano jirtey xiligaa

Apo, and Haatu both are on the dole, and both would need to have this job, but the problem is, they both chew khat, and don't want a rotating job like this which demands tighter deadlines and SLA. One goes to the parks(Apo), the other, Haatu, is doing Adult Education courses as was demanded by the JobPlus. Ps: The two nomads both are graduates of Computer Science.