MR ORGILAQE

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  1. Man U Man who?............oh yeaah there used to be a team in the Midlands by that name but as I recall they used to be called Manchester city.I never heard of this "man U"
  2. H9 Arsenal are champs and by nature champs tend to have bad patches but they will come through.
  3. I know who they are and i know they became famous by scaling Tower Bridge and Buckingham Palace to publicise their course.I also knew you wanted to hint in that direction but i deliberately wanted to differentiate between this idea and that of the Fathers 4 justice simply because this is a Somali strike rather than a worldwide strike.I wanted to point out the extra responsibilties that we the somali Husbands/father bear on our shoulders that our counterparts elsewhere in the world dont and this is due to our cultural beliefs.You'll be hard pressed to find an Englishman who supports his in laws.You'll also be hard pressed to find one who supports all kinds of people in his house without complaining and at the same time raise his children .So this was a message to our sisters to let them know that there are no greener pastures elsewhere and appreciate what you have!
  4. HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
  5. Naah the kids nowadays dont fancy Batman they prefer Spider man or Shrek.So i'll be Spider man and you can be Shrek.Can you get the green man effect at your end?.
  6. HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
  7. Give us DaDs or "dada" as my little boy puts it a BREAK!.We should organise a srike maybe then you'll understand how big a role we play in the upbringing of our kids
  8. In Homer’s Odyssey he mentions two horrid sea monsters Scylla and Charybdis, one was a rock (or a monster in a rock) and the other was a giant vortex. They were on opposite sides and the sailors had to sail right in the middle to get past them. Some sailors (most I should say) got scared by the site of one and in trying to avoid it, found themselves enveloped by the other! The only one that’s reported to have sailed safely past these two monsters was Odysseus (he of the wooden horse and Greeks baring gifts fame). There you go agaion giving me a headache.I'll be invoicing you for the pills.What is it with you and the animals!.Goats this horses that!.I hope this is not a fetish!
  9. nationalist where are the pictures of Yamayska!.
  10. The idea of registering the trademark of all Orgi and related words with extensions of Orgi was simply to ensure that i get to use all the descent variations of it and at the same time denying others the chance to use against me all the negative variations of it one of which you have just tried to use.I kindly refer you to the copyright laws which you are violating as we speak.To avoid further legal action retract you comments and refrain from any further violations of the kind you have just commited.I am passing this on notice to Her Majesty's Crown Patent and Copyright office who will be in touch with you forthwith.Finally please address all your querries and comments/correspondents to the above quoted office.I thanks you in advance Sire
  11. Quantum leap it was a shakesphear play
  12. better be obsesses with Somaliness than non somaliness.
  13. Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! I love it I love it about time we pacified the US and all the other colonies but primarily the US The only thing missing was to abolish the congress and what was the other one aah yes the Senate, instead give them the house of Lords(junior) and the house of commons(junior) both house will be overuled by the upper houses of commons and lords, as they see fit. Lovely jubbly!!!
  14. ohinta ohin orgi ka weyn Jumatatu the term Orgi,orgilaqe,orgidile are all copyright trademarks and under patent 3654252 in the patent office here in the uk and elsewhere.Basically find another word other than my trademarks.Thanks
  15. Still, now that I got involved I might as well ask a question (purely to satisfy my curiosity you understand). How many Nomads have studied Somali in schools Ooh so that is what you meant.Now i get it. Anyway you do have a point not many lately have studied Somali in schools.I never studied Somali in school either but I self taught myself.One can pronounce it in soomaali as my friend Maskiin put it and then at least make an effort to write it accordingly,not merely accept the format that non somalis have adopted.I am just a sucker for Somali purity.
  16. Sax waaye, duqa, laakiin adiga ayaaba ka dartay oo erayada si fiican u sixin. Kasoo qaad tusaale ahaan waxaa qortay "Baidabo" ama "Somali" ama "Galkacyo" ama "Kismayo" ama "Somalia." Intaasba hadii Soomaali ahaan loo qoro sax ma'aha. Waa kaa qaatey duqa Laakin aniguba afsoomaali ismalahayn kuqor ee af Laatinka ayaan islahaa wax kuqor.hasee yeeshee waadmahadsantahay.
  17. Ngonge you said Much Ado about waxba What are you getting at, see I am so dumb i need things simplified.You are too clever for me to understand.
  18. MR ORGILAQE

    SHAME!

    I consider it a great shame that as somalis we are now unable to either write or pronounce our own cities in their given names.I'll give you an example Baidabo - that as far as I know is how if read that city should be pronounced however we seem to be taking the non Somali way such as Badoia,badoa,baidova, etc.Muqdisho is now Mogadishu,Mogadisho.Galkacyo is now Galkayo.Kismayo is now Kismayu Are there any members here who are non Somali because that might at least explain things further.If we are all Somalis then let us be that bit more Patriotic and Refuse the Non Somali pronounciation or written format of what is Somalia.Thank you.
  19. Looooooooooool Ilcapo and Bashi however Ilcapo i was Kind of hoping for a nice succesful hunt instead you gave me an old Aghan.He is already dead man.First the Russians took all the "labeen" then the Taliban took the Meat and the Americans blew his bones up with their cruise missiles in Torabora.You can imagine my suprise when i went there ready to tear him to pieces only to find ashes and burnt up bunkers.Next time you'll have to prove to me there is a live prey before i go!.
  20. I Pray to Allah to help him and Guide him well he has surely taken on a daunting Task as has his collegue The president.Good luck and God speed
  21. Sxb, if you are willing to foot the bills then I am willing to sit down with you and talk, however I am expensive,mind you as I am a Chief so if you think you can afford me then meet me at the party in the next chapter and let's discuss business. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Chief Il capo You should add some more titles to the list you know like Idi Amin did Field Marshal,Chief of Staff,Commander in Chief,King of Baganda,chief of all Uganda chiefs,Lord,Sir,General,Admiral,Order of British Empire(obe)phd,msc,bsc,dip, Sheikh,Alhajji Idi Amin Dadda If you are going to down that route let's go all the way As for expenses i can tell you too expensive for a little old refugee like me so i am not going to suggest that, however all is not lost i look forward to your next chapter to see whether there is still hope!
  22. wiilasha Sharmaarke Kenediid caynaashe Bulhan Loyaan Soyaan Mursal Shirwac Telagareys Caabi Hinbil Noleys Farax Gabdhaha Cawrala' ceebla' asturan ardo xalwo xadsan still need more let me know
  23. ILCAPO that was one heck of a story bro loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! By the way if this story made any of the others laugh half as hard as I did then you should bottle it and SELL it 'cos you'll make serious money on it men.I suggest you try a few publishers bro you GOT the talent.This is a national treasure.More please......moooooooore...mooooooooooooooooooooore!
  24. Hey guys stop complaining,haven't you heard of the Law in Islam that permits you to have more than one wife!!!! Go on if she doesnt want to be a wife no need for you to kill yourself, get yourself another while still giving the first one all the security she had in the first place.If the two can't let you be what you want get a third, that should solve the problem!!!.Stop being such BIG BLouse SISSIES!