Ms MoOns

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  1. loooooll @ MMA: thank you for the laugh ^^
  2. You should try deactivating Aaliyyah! ^^ The reason I deactivated mine, is because I didn't want FB to control my life. I'd rather be addicted to something more ... worthwhile, then Facebook. looll. I'm taking a step back, and move on from there
  3. I think Lolita dresses are cute, suits those Japenese girls. Which is my main point, it suits them Chi.
  4. Looll @ Juxa, married sisters rock. Ik voel me buitengesloten? I only use fb to communicate with friends/family. No reason for something else, I say. I've deactivated mine recently, let's see how long I will be able to stay off ^^
  5. Vans;707898 wrote: I'm an engineer alhamdulillah. Exact field of choice? I won't go into detail but it deals a whole lot with the analysis and design of pretty much ^ THAT ^ Thank you for answering! ^^ To be honest, April fools day went me by, as if any other day. lol
  6. looooll, this is just too funny.
  7. Nice Vans, I like the twist to the song. I can hear the resemblance with the original one (yes, sadly I've heard it before)
  8. Vans;707227 wrote: Easy pulling the haram card here people. It's an innocent day of fun and games. Good point. I just find it to being a day where people tolerate and expect jokes to be pulled especially in my line of work. Other days, not so much. And what is it that you do in your ''line of work'', if I may ask ^^ My curiousity is just getting to me, you don't have to answer that.
  9. No offence, but why wait for April Fools day to do this sort of stuff, when you can do it any time of the year? Or would those jokes be inappropriate or unaccepted on any other day? Same goes for Valentine's Day.
  10. What goes around comes around.
  11. Jacaylbaro;706691 wrote: So you want to make your report out of SOL replies ??? ,,,,,, very practical eh ?? No. I'm hoping SOL will give me more of a personal understanding of the subject. I'm not using it as a source to back up my research.
  12. JB: Field study? That's a waste of effort, they won't give me enough credit for that Nuune: I believe you live in a fantasy world dear, ka soo bax, it's doing you no good. Legend of Zu: I was referring to globalisation in general. I'm not intending to get into one specific area, if that's what you meant? Globalisation is a term we frequently hear in today's world relating to politics and the environment. My understanding of it is that it refers to the fact that we are living in one world where individuals, groups and nations have become more interdependent. I'm interested in: - the economic factors, - political factors, and of course - the rise of information and communication technology. Ismahaan: Waad mahadsantahay dear, those links are very helpful, I will go through them.
  13. I've decided to put my question in General, even though it might be more appropriate in the Politics/Debate department. As many people browse here, I'm hoping to get more information on my following question. I'm doing a research on the effects of globalisation on a developing/undeveloped country. Since I'm interesting in my own country and hopefully learn about it through this, I'm thinking about choosing Somalia as that country. My question to you walaalayaal, first of all, do you consider Somalia as an developing country or rather undeveloped? Explain. Officially, according to the IMF (International Monetary Fund), Somalia is on the list of merging/developing countries (2010). And when I say, Somalia, I do mean Somalia as a whole, so Somaliland as well. Second, having that said, has globalisation effected Somalia, in what way? Obviously there's a big difference before and after the civil war. Mind pointing out the main differences? Please discuss, and hadalka ii jilci, I do want to understand and learn something here. Thanks in advance! M.
  14. @Zack: I've got it for a few days now. I really like it so far. I myself have got an Android phone, with Whatsapp I am able to "ping" with other Android users, and Blackberry and Iphone users aswell. Definitely comes in handy. Plus you can send messages thru Whatsapp to Abroad contacts. The app is free btw. You don't need ping numbers as with the Blackberry Ping. Whatsapp automatically sets up your contacts, the ones who have Whatsapp aswell are shown in your Whatsapp contacts. I'd say, give it a try!
  15. Isn't it possible to just pray IN the car, while sitting I mean?
  16. It's like the Ping for Blackberry, but with Android and Iphone as well. Does anyone have this app? And do we like it? Or not so much? Cheers!
  17. Ms MoOns

    Man Laws

    I can't really say if this is considered as a joke, but it sure did make me laugh! Mind the inappropriateness! lol I wonder if men really think like this Oh, and sorry if you've already heard/read this. This is entirely new to me. --- Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. © After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth on you-know-where when doing you-know-what. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free drinks in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complaining is allowed if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may fart in front of a woman, only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of farting entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies, until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last drink or the last slice of pizza but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder. c) Another set and we can hit the showers. 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: for example, both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume, and lipstick on your collar, slapping her on the *** and telling her your next.
  18. If it is meant to be, you'll end up together insha Allah kheyr. If not, you will soon find out, and there is nothing much to it than accepting it, and move on. Have some faith in yourself and Allah (swt) brother. I wish you all the luck.
  19. Welcome hun!! Hope u enjoy your time here ^^
  20. I know a somali girl who married a converted dutchmen. They've got two beautiful girls masha'allah. But as their father is dutch, they're officially dutch and not somali. Personally I know their hooyo which makes them for me a little more somali than dutch ^^ Don't know of that makes sense
  21. @ Rudy: why don't you just buy a puppet, it'll do everything you want as well ^^
  22. MG, ii waran bal horta. Loooll @ bacda iska fur. Walaalo macaneey, that's not the first time I'm hearing that one. I do agree with you in a way. It works for some people. I don't think there's something wrong with it, as long as one's intentions are honest I suppose ^^
  23. Are you thinking about marrying someone you met online, Mareeg Girl? Personally, I'm a bit sceptic about the whole subject. People aren't always what they appear to be online... In your first meeting, what if your guy turns out to be ... let's get crazy ... a town rapist, or a serialkiller, child molester etc. That just freaks me out loooll, I always go for the worst