Come on. I'm sure Alpha isn't that bad. Or is he only friendly with visitors?

Too much Somali

Alpha, with your mutiple personalities you remind me of this guy: Just don't shoot JB over a long lunch

By xaafad I meant your work. Bax warya. Isfasax! Actually, I'm fasting tomorrow

I'm just poiting out Chelski are a strong Premier League team saxib. They may be champions of Europe but the better teams in Europe will beat them. Where is Tuujiye?

Morning all. Ngonge, I'm in your xaafad tomorrow ee how about a long lunch? Juxa, how are preps for the trip going? JB aan kugu sii dhiibo laba macawiis. Faheem is probably on her week holiday already.

A sad day indeed. Instant news before the red button or even the internet. Saturday afternoons checking the scores before today's apps telling you the latest scored. Great times. ps I was on there just the other day when I pressed the teletext button by accident.

Thought things would change for Torres this year with a quicker midfield but he just doesn't look sharp enough to score big goals. He wants to play outside the box too much. Come back to Anfield son

Can't imagine you guys putting up with Somalis calling you all sorts of names every minute of everyday. I mean, some of you get worked up on this forum. How will you cope back home?

Nervous breakdowns will shoot up 1000%

Can you guys give a link or even better the gist of what he says happened?

N.O.R.F;876462 wrote: ^Look out for Shakhtar saxib. I can see them beating Chelsea in one if not both of the coming games. They are very good. Juve have 6 points coming their way and you will play them last away right? Champions exit at first round? Would be fitting for Ambramovic Ok so no first round knockout for Chelskov (because Juve drew) but Shakhtar - what a team! Tought Chelski a good footballing lesson

NGONGE;882527 wrote: ^^ Where did you spend your last Eid? You're in for a bit of a shock if this is your first for a while.. I spent it here. It was a lovely day in late August. Its easier to get excited about Eid al fitr because of ramadan. Ps are we all waiting for JB to start the Eid Mubarak thread? D Juxa, lol. Sometimes you just want to leave it all and get on a plane.

Morning all (yawn) Maxaa la sheegay? Is it really Eid this weekend?

:D Torres can create space and run into it (he will always get chances) but he has lost his finishing ability big time.

^Its after 3pm in Hargaisa. JB has had his heavy meal and is now asleep. Shaqo iskaba daa

Afternoon all. Its a beautiful day. I went back to sleep after the school run

Only 8 games gents. But Spurs won't be too disappointed scoring 2 and nearly equalising near the end without Bale, Dembele, Parker and Kaboul. ps whats up with Torres? He looks finished.

Just let things happen beebal. It will be slow but it is what it. Accept it and you're halfway there. Many countries have been stagnant in terms of political progress and are only now maturing into more of a representative make up (Libya, Yemen, egypt etc). Just realise that things won't be as you wish in your lifetime. Makes things easier. Or, you can all move there and change things

Ibti, don't bother with the neighbour unless you want a confrontation with the whole xaafad and her women folk. The only thing you can do is say hello and be polite. Caruurtana amaan when you see them (especially when they're with her). She might then get the picture. Subtlety for a Burcaawi might be hard though ps a good sun cream/screan/moisturiser is: http://www.thebodyshop.com/mens/skincare/for-men-maca-root-energetic-face-protector.aspx (not that I share Ngonge's opinion )

NGONGE;881145 wrote: I told Juxa to sleep it off but she chose to ignore me and listen to the badaws of this world. Serenity, don't be a badow; SLEEP. The need to just sleep it off dependends on one's age

They need to get this out to mainstream media quickly (the talks failure due to Ethio pre-conditions etc). This may guarantee sympathy and support later on if things get ugly.

Its those trains you get on. Half the beebol on there are suffering from something or another.

morning beebal (Ngonge accent) Bal warama