^Nimca Alle. Buuftaan ku haynaa. Oh yeah, both ends. Must be so. Ninku in laga eexdey buu moodey, inuu fagfagleeyo markaa waa gartii. Tol beelaydaa aniga dhiigga i kicisey. Congrats, KK. Waad istaahishaa.

^Labadiinu, show Xaajigu markuu hablaha u dhacay ayaad ka biya diiddeen? Waraa bacda iska fura. Xaaji Zinki, welcome.

^ Waryaa, sometimes sucking up is the best policy when the person it's addressed is well deserved. Teeda kale, what are you implying man?

^Lol. Don't worry about that. He confuses members at times. You nick change has off-set him to think you are still Val. Yes, I thought he'll win anyway and I got involved when I heard of the rigging rumours. Had stand up to be counted dee. Barwaaqo, see tahay maanta walaal. Hope, good.

Aw guuryo Ugaas AT&T. You know the best man won. Ladies, o' fair ladies of SOL, you are, as I always knew, the shimmer of a jewel in a dark oblivion. I don't have to thank the gents, their support is given. I thank you all, on behalf of AT&T NGONGE, here's a robe.

Maakhir Lady, welcome m'lady Marka hore waxaan kugu salaamayaa salaanta Islaamka tan ugu qiimaha, oo ay ku dheehan tahay raxmad iyo kalgayl lagana soo xayuubiyo sababada hamiga qaada iyo laabta jacaylka qaada. Intaa ka dib.... ka rog oo laba saaroo... Anagu weli sidii baan, sacab kuugu tumaynaa, anagu weli sidii baan, soo dhowoow ku leenahay!! Now don't tell me that isn't a welcome worthy of a Maakhir lady, good enough to shadow Castro's meritocratic insinuations. Welcome sis.

Obnoxious, maybe. Funny, perhaps. But I cherish them for being unapologetically true their minds. That, I admire.

Wiilwaaloow, horta soo dhowoow saaxiib. Wacad Alle si aanan dhawaanadan u qoslin ayaan u qosley kolkaan cajalka *1 waad dhageystey, siiba qaybta garaabada. Nin aan habeen London kula kulmay oo reer Jabuuti ah, Kanadana ka yimi, sheeko uu ii sheegey ayaadba i soo xasuusey. Raggiinan w/america deggan runtii xaalad cakkiran ayaa idin haysata, Alloow sahal umuuraha. Dhoodaan baa laga hayaa 'adoo kororso doonaaya ninkii qori ii dhiib kugu yiraa waad kala xanaaqdaane', markuu iga walle in uu mirqaanku haadayo kolkii qaadka taqsiin ku qasmo. Anigu ninyow arrinta yaroon jeclaan lahaa inaad u kuur gasho ayaa waxay tahay kolka adoo tu yarood dooneyso madaddaaleeda hayya, oo ay kuugu jirto, qaar kale oo aad sida Dhibta hargaha isaga dhawrto ay radiowgaagu mawjad khalad ah ka soo galaan - tashuushna kugu furaan. Waa adoo bacadle haysta oo haamaan askari ah laaluush kaa xalaashanayo, adna aad is dhega tireyso raadiyahana ku falaadeysa Radio Kulmis ha kugu soo gasho ee, soo ma garatey. Waa suuqa lagu gu jiid adooy macawuusta ka furatee ma garatey. Hadal yaanan kugu daalinine, bal sxb kol un arrinkaa barnaamij ka soo saar, oo advise ragga ka sii.

Hello. And bye. But 'I'LL BE BACK'. Later, that is.

A good heart, I say.

MsDD, thanks for loving Jamaal. How about a poem from the old poet (Jamaal11), purely dedicated to no one else but YOU. The special MsDD I have come to admire? Would that do?

^Thank you juxa, as always ducaqabto. MsDD, it's this phobia I have. I just like 'em clean. Horta have you voted for AT&T? You should, Ms. It's only right.

^Lol. Waan ogahay jacayl baad u haysaa hablaha SOL, and SOL's ladies will not disappoint you in this crucial time. They always come through. I am sure they know who the best man is, despite all your kaftan. Ladies, please now

Originally posted by Valenteenah: Humble, I'm no longer westernised. I'm fully Eastern now. I will when you bring back Jamaal. Lol. Consider it done then. Jamaal it should be, Miss Barwaaqo.

Originally posted by Juxa: Blessed, caqligan kugu jeclahay, i have not succumbed to the ayuuto phenomina yet! i am firm believer of other methods of savings and investments. Humble you used to applaud efforts of westernized islaamo, alleylahe waxbadan baa isbedelay Juxa, I still do. It's just that Ducaqabe waad isugu tagteen. Marka ragganimo unbaa i yara qaadey. I applaud both now, actually. Some of each are crucial to my planned own clan creation.

^C'mon, Val. I mean you know any leader who expects to be elected has to be accessible to his constituents and that is what AT&T is doing. He's a true man of the people and as such we are only obliged to appreciate his graceful presence. Give it a thought, Val. Would you feel a desire to vote for someone who wouldn't have the politeness to be seen around you? You should vote for him because after he has won he'll be back to say thanks to you. Not that the other would even come near the commoners because of their arrogance.

^Oh here comes another westernised woman. They never stop coming, do they Ducaqabe? Hi ladies and hello to you Miss Barwaaqo. Bring back Barwaaqo, will you?

AT&T, good idea. We don't want expert vote riggers like NGONGE using their spies to deny the rightful winner his rightful position. PM Sent.

Sorry, sorry. Hadaayo i was in a rush. Juxa, for a man who has a plan to start his own clan, your advise though very wise, takes away many useful years off his schedule. 5 years is even too long. And 4 wives too few. A clan has to be at least 50 men, and 50 women for convenient inter-marital links with other clans.

AT&T, just I voted for you without laaluush. Don't loose ileen waxayga hadhoow soo doonaniye.

^She's Kukuuyu bal she conveniently speaks Somali to impress people.

^Shut up you westernised woman

Fufu, lol. Heerkaa ma gaarin ninyoow. Kuwa aad sheegtayba soo calaf doon ma aha? Allow ummada u sahal. Juxa, Walaaleey xoolahaa xarooda. Doolshaha iyo caanaha hadeey sun ii yihiinna? Kolleey qofba meel baa janna u ah uu dadka u tilmaamaa. Anna meel kalaan tiigsanayaa. Wadartaan waaxid ka ka ahay, walaaleey.

Ducaqabe, bow bow! Iyo halkaad ka bus kicisey!

^Hayeh, bal ii warran adaa war hayee. Illeen odayaashu waa in eey sheekeeystaane. Lol. Oo imisa jeer baad mid aad telefanka filin ugu jileysey kolkeey kuu soo bidhaan baxdey cagaha wax ka deydey? Anigu illaa aan isha saaro kolka horeba juuqba telefan ugu ma iraahdo. Runta hadaan iska sheegana dee waxaan ka baqayaa anoo carar fakkad la ah aan rubbish bin ku dul kufo. Teedna iyadii aan ka fakanaayey ay anoo suuxsan i soo dul istaagto oo gawrac iigu jiiddo. Waa suurta gale, ma garatay?