Xaawo dabo taag Axmed makarooni Maxamed minjo baasto Siyaad alla qabey Muktaar hoongaad (Homeguard) Cali been daac cabdow bad maceeye jabata niiko Cibaado kanacuudu Ina S**L weershe Ina musmaar calashade reer cawo yoom (night wailler) Jaamac murux Raaya duluqsane qaloocoow majabe ajaay cali dhurwaa batuulo bila news Ina gabar ku kaadshe raage caga masaf Hurre hambo-cune Ina lax wase orgi ku guure Xooga dalka Aadan fakad Deeqoow boorle Mr-dhilo (lol this is guy i know's name) weji caag Bir cun Balaak (black) madoobe Saajin goobe kalimanjaaro (she is huge) Habaar waalid Sac gusle

Barwaaqo, am glad to provide the nomads with these ringtones, to enhance their creativity to a new arena Thank you darling... always a pleasure ... ma'am

Hello again, BeerQaboojiye sxb, waxaa cajiib ah sida quruxda leh ee aad isugu hagaajisey xarfahaas. I am really impressed sxb and i think we need more your contributions...Thank you Muraaad ... yaah! waa wareey war heedhe waan kaa cabsadey'e maxaad horey gabayada noogu soo bandhigi weydey. Insha-allaah cidna bililiqeysan meydo gabeygii Somalia Online lagu soo diro .. Aad ayaad ugu mahadsantahay gabaygaas muraad.. Thank you

“My name is Xena AND I AM YOUR FUTURE WIFE it’s about time u showed up” and took the sugar container and went about my business, he was still standing at the same spot when I was taking my tea and I looked back and said “One more thing, you have only got one month to get used to the idea that’s all, so start practicing” aHeMm.... Scorpion_sista i can see you can sometimes become "Xena the Romantic warrior" Congratulations sister .. what a moving story, it is like a scene from a romantic movie ...

Hibooy hibo....gacanta aan kuu taagey nooh... Af-somaligana ma qortaa? It looks like that but intee ka baxdey these days, it is been sometime gabar. It is a pleasure reading what you post...so drop some more girl. Come here more often

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Baydan salaam first and secondly, it is true to think that we cannot change but not untill we give change a chance. When I talk of change i mean change in the future, maybe for our future generations. The loundness will fade away when the need to employ it disapears or is not there anymore. If change is given a try then there would be no need to be far away from each other. Stay closer and speak softly

Ameenah salaam first sis Secondly I am sorry to hear that your lil'bro doesn't want to copy the ringtones for you but hey there is another way of doing it, that is till i set up www.jamaals-ring-tones.co.uk lol. The other way is to use a 3310 or 3210 nokia fones and then send the ringtone to your mobile. If you can't get hold of those models then i will be more than happy to assist you, i might send you ringtones from my fone to urs. You dont have to wait for jamaal ringtones....priv me with you number and which song you want. True true, Londonerz run tinks

MMA yes sxb, runtaa waxay tahay, Nomadism's motto is harshness. That harshness is what some people call "Karti", Hebloow waa nin libaax-ah oo cadkiisa goosta and that neccessitates aggression. I believe in "Qeylo la'aan waa la naaxaa". Why do we have to endure all this hardships when we can lead a simpler/comfortable life? Atleast it would be nice to be a part-farmer for that may spare us lots more harships. What is the land for if we cant grow on it? The more we practise Nomadism the more we destroy the land. These frequent movements of herds of livestock causes more soil erosion than anything else. So, must we blind ourselves from the truth that we have to somehow change our way of living? No i don't think so. The whole world has realised how unreliable Nomadism is and many embraced agriculture, why not us?. If the khoi-san(busara) and the khoi khoi of kalahari desert can change their lifestyle then why not us?

Libax-sanka-taabte, sxb thank you marka hore for your wlcm ..long time no see. Secondly sxb, if we remain Nomads we wont stop the wars, and so long as clanism exist the wars between them will exist. We need a half-time from the war sxb. Yes southa has many nomads but people from baydhabo janaay are less explossive in terms of atitude than others, unless forced

[Notice: Through discussion, I hope we will bring forth useful suggestions towards a successful economic development programme for Somali people.] In typical nomadic life, there are few recognised or well followed rules, which everyone obeys, except for the informal xeerka. So I was thinking, if all Somalis were farmers, woukd their case be different since they would be binded together by a common law necessitated by the permanence of residence? A farmer has a neighbour, borders, land restrictions, and law that protects, governs the land, whereas the nomad has neither of these things i mentioned. Which means that if the Nomad had lived in one place for a long period of time, he/she is bound to formulate some sort of mechanism enabling him/her to co-exist his/her neighbours, and in turn, act pleasantly. I believe atitudes simply depend on one's conditions of life. If one lives in a harsh environment, then there is a great chance that one might have an explossive and difficult atititude. A farmer has to behave well when it comes to his neighbours becouse he/she has no other hope to migrate from one place to another. So, the farmer, to ensure peaceful co-existance, has to uphold rules and regulations of where he lives. So I say for one's atitude to change, he/she mush change lifestyles. Will it be viable any new state in an era of globalization to depend on Pastralism in the long run? Having population growth and other related factors in mind, do you think agriculturalism will be the better choice?

looooooooooool faras aweys u shidan tahay Ayeeeyo isbaaro utaallo mise Odey chakacha dheelaayo

GERIGA lol Maroodi daba-kafuul ah (krishboy) mise Kangaroo bus driver ah

eeyga lol sarqaanka ah... xantalaay xariif ahoo timaha tuurtey (afro) mise Diiq general ahoo iljibiska ku dheereeyo

Injir xaley dhashey wiil Jiir jeegada xiirtey oo jaakad xiran mise wariiri weylo la jiro oo AKA ku heegeeysan

I must agree 90% of women (Somalis or non-Somalis) do clasify men according to material possesions. Most Somali couples get together in search of wealth not understanding and that brings about the misunderstandings.

OG_moti, Sxb you are talking about QAAT but in southall we have men who commited suicide due to marital stress. Now what we Somalis must know is that QAAT is the stair-case that leads to self-distraction. There use to be stories of Somali men hurling themselves infront of speeding trains but that has somehow ended. There are some other reasons that might show a man the need to drawn his emotions with QAAT and the company of other chewers. The main reason i must say is Double billing --"sending money back to Africa and providing for your wife and kids"". Many Somali men have strifed to succeed in providing for their parents or sibbling back in Africa, but that effort turned out to be an unyeilding move. The more you send bills back to Africa the more you lead your family into dependency which means they always will depend on what you send back. So providing for your wife and kids at the same time sending bills to Africa courses stress which may lead to loose of hope. Once you loose hope then you lost the plot and the only madadaalo you have will be QAAT. Lets plan things.... 1, Send money back to Africa but create a sustainable income for the ones you intend to feed 2, Do not encourage dependancy when there is a change of self-help 3, When marrying do not spent money extravagantly, avoid sending the wrong signals to the family of your wife 4, Live to your standard, disregard what others have or earn 5, Make your wife you advisor and friend in family budgeting

Lol now this is what i call funny .... Bisada aan doortey, sometimes haashka aan kala qaadan leheen. Geel hoteel galey oo rootti ku casheey Or Bakeyle weyseystey oo foodda dhiganaaya

Where is my star... The sky seems starless these nights, Painted black are my shining stars. Jetblack clouds obscure what use to be, View full of light and summer's breeze. I'm I the one whom the darkness shelter, Or are your days getting more brighter. If the wind gains colour and weight

Ameenaah, Love you too hun and 'tis my pleasure to entertain you with soulful somali ringtones . You can hire me to tap these ringtones into your mobile, am good at tapping keys in things DAD900, sxb do you have nokia with you? then ring no long distance calls no more. If you are in the states then thats a problem coz the states r way behind in terms of mobiles. You know better man, we londonerz are running tinks

Originally posted by Tami-gurl; "2) Is Downtown London safe? Which neighborhood should I watch out for....ehem Southall?? Kidding Jamaal." Well, i must tell you that Southall is safe, atleast safe from NF(National Front) or BnP but surely you will see indian thugs calling themselves "wassup dawg!" PS: Southall itself needs a guide, so ask the X-Part

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Developed person but i will have Nomadism as a hobby in my CV. For Geezerz only! Gabar la gudey mise Gabar aan la gudin (FGM'ed or NGM'ed)

For real! I heard ya dawg.....lotsa props to you homie.. Yo! Monk that was off da hayz....u still taxin hayez? If so then we gotta talk ASAP...i got nice plans for ya ... PS: Rap-fanatic is in the team 2..