***Laxwalba mayshey isdhitaa lagu qalaa... ***God walaaleed haqodin, hadaad qodana ha dheeyreen, ku dhici doontidaa lama ogee... ***Kaadi badane, waaloo gogol badiyaa... ***Tiisa dalyeelaa tukale ku dara... ***Laba qaawan isma qaado... ***Naagi ninkay legedo kama kacdo ... ***Xaasidi maliibaano... ***Jini ninkii keenaa bixiyo... ***Oh well, that's life... That's all I can remember for now...Be back later...

Originally posted by -Lily-: The most common ones that I'm referring to are caused by iron, vitamin B12 and folic acid deficiencies. Lilyeey, all of the above symptoms apply to me, so should I get my husband a second wifey...lol Walee waxbadan wuu sugi...Hadiyadaas intuu cirka ujiro eey ujirtaa... If he wants another wife, by all means go ahead...Just leave everything we have along with my SADEXDEYDA...Don't let the door hit you on your way out...Istuug maleh...Laakiin wuxuu war jiraa maalinkey u soo dhigtaan waxaan isla soo tabcanay intaasoo sano...Everything is mine to keep... This reminded me of the song by Avant F/ Kelly Rowland - Separated "I don't know What you callin' for So don't you come Try-na kick down my door Everything is mine to keep Money, car, crib, my kid everything" I keep everything...If he wants to start a new life with a new wife, start new all together - no money, no car, no crib...

Congrats Fartun... Having a child doesn't mean giving up EVERYTHING...You just have to PRIORITISE...I guess a parent has to decide when to have a child...Specially if you need to party...Partying is not everything...You grow out of the "partying phase" sometime in your life...Once you have a baby your outlook on life changes... As for me, my daughter is now a year and a half...Believe me that year and half has been nothing but joy...Seeing her smile means more to me than giving up "partying"... I know at first it is very overwhelming...But once you get the hang of it, it is well worth it... Once again, CONGRATS...and welcome to MOTHERHOOD...

ahahaaaaaaa....ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Hold on let me catch my breath...This should be on the JOKES section... On a serious note though, I don't know what I would've done if I'd been in his shoes...I could just picture her telling her friends what happened..."My husband pulled me over, and the mother-fer arrested me, the nerve on that bas****. Give me the nuber to a divorce lawyer"...lol

Originally posted by buuxo: ^^Wow your somali is pretty good.i found it hard to make out what KoolKat was saying ,maybe it was due to spelling error. Spelling error aa, af Soomaaliga aan qoro, waligey hingaadiskiisa ma qaldo... Next time just let me know, waan kuu jajabinaa...lol

So haduu cabitaankeyga iga kululaado, gabal baraf ah aan miiskeyga ama ursigeyga ka jabsanaa...Hmmm...

War ma anigaa mis dadka ku cusub SOL, always start of the wrongfoot...Aneyba "NAAYA" idhehee...Yey is mooday...lol...Wareerbadanaa dadkaan...Maxey madaxeyga yuulka eh karabtaa...Abaay meeshan buruko $50 lee iga xigto...

Originally posted by Azmaya: Naaya Koolkat or whatever you call yourself, your bald headed self should not be talking okey. Serious anywayz Waris is lovely great on winning this award and may she continue the good work. Mac Mac Waris. ta ta First and for most, by calling me NAAYA, just shows your lack of class...I guess that's just how you were raised...No problem...I understand...If I am BALD headed, sweety, I know how to work it, unlike WARIS...As they say MUTE IS CUTE, so intaad wax xun afkaaga kaso bixinleheed, practice being CUTE (I know it hard)... N'way, I guess since you are new here to SOL, you haven't read the RULES of the site...'Cause if you did you wouldn't be calling anyone names...Or may be you read it, and just don't understan, MASKAXYAREEY DOORO lee iga dheh... Faarax-Brawn, Kaftan is always welcome...Come to think of it Yuul_Kat, sounds kinda KOOL...

Ok, really, come on now...WHAT'S UP WITH THE HAIR AGAIN ON THE 2ND PIC...AND HOLD UP, WHAT'S UP WITH THE DRESS, R U SURE THIS PIC IS NOT FROM 1994!!! I can just picture IMAN coming to a gathering like this looking like that...YUK!!!Does she not have a stylist? WHAT!!!BURUKO any1... I know, I know...She is doing a great job...Gabarta iska daa... RUDY, the name is COOL_CAT...I just used Ks instead of Cs...Get it...Cool...

Originally posted by rudy: kool kat all these yr, i thought u was a guy...! no idea why Who...What...Where...When...How... Say what...War ma anaa nin ii maleysay...Kabteyda kiyuusada ah yaan wajiga kaaga garaacin...You better take that back... I am just kidding...You are not the first one...Someone once thought my nick meant Cool Khat (as in the Khat people chew)...Can u believe that... May be I should change it...After all almost every1 had changed their nicks...

I've been to Columbus a few times...What a depressing place...Highwayga aa ka soo bexeysidbo waa iska fahmee...Very boring...But I must say, because of my friends, it was well worth it... Come to Toronto, and I'll show u outdoors...

Boo hoo, cry me a river...She looks (for lack of better words and as RUDY said) as if she woke up from a crack house... I am not doubting her work and I applaud her...She is doing a great job...But for her to dress like that for a night like this, is just hilarious...Maxaa tinta uga dhacay...War heedha haya ma tinteedoo qoyan beey meesha timid...My daughter has more hair than her...Buruko iga gasho dheh, anaga yeeyan saa noo ceebeyninee... As my uncle would say "TIN MAASHEE"... For goodness sake, the woman is getting a metal of HORON, and she has the audacity to come to the place looking like a crack head...Come on now... LayZie,Pocahantis lee iga dheh...Tinteeydii badneed baabah...Since I had my baby, way iga yaraatay...lol...But still, not as bad as our sister here...

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: I didn't ask her to wear make up, just fix the hair, she could have easily put it down, taken a mousse and put it all over her hair and make it looking afro and she could have put lil two shiny pins on both ends to give it a funky style and she would have looked decent. ^^^Fashion tips 101 lee iga dheh... Hey LayZie, could u do my hair this weekend, I have a party to go to...

Nephthys, far bukto iyo meesheedaa is og...lol Bini aadan hadii larabo in la caawiyo, wexey lee iyhiin maxaa la'ii caa winaa...Hadaan la caawina, wexey leeyihiin maxaa la'ii caawin waayay... If that was me, as soon as he says "do u need..."I'll be like "yes yes blease, tankiyuu"...Inuu hadalka dhameeyo maba sugeen...

Illaha u fududeeyo iyada iyo cunugteedaba...

^^^I agree with u a 110%... Very well done WARIS... Lakiin, tinta maxaa dhacay...Where's her stylist...Or since becoming an activist, no time for timo sameys iyo make up...

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: Can't wait to see this live in November Insha Allah. Ina adeer, lucky you...I plan to go in December, inshallah...My little sister was just there in April, and she plans to move there after she finishs her studies... Can't wait to go there...I've heard a lot of good storeis about it... BTW, beautiful building...

Gabadhayda = Xaaskayga JB, afkaaga caano lagu qabay for correcting me...He did say GABADHAYDA, not inanteyda... Besides, either mean MY DAUGHTER to me...

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: It matters yo! my friends are so fun! and bubbly and they make me happy,and we party toghter and i got there back,they got my "bags",and we are so close,we even borrow money from each other, i dont even have to give it back, i love my friend because we are like the 3 muskateers,my five bestfriends are the bomb! so it really matter what they think. R U serious? Puhlease, tell me you're kidding...Party and borrowing money doesn't make someone your best friend...U say they got your "BAG", how - if you can't even tell them who u like... A best friend is someone who understands u, listens to u, care about ur feelings and happiness, there for u through good and bad times, cries with u, laughs with u, and willing to do anything to see u happy... Those are the qualities of a "best" friend...Wax alla waxaad u keento, they should accept it, no but or if... As for Mr. UGLY...As long as uu lixdiisa lixaad qabo, alhamdulilah...Besides, doesn't the qualities you said he has, make him a beautiful person...

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Niyow mabaan diideen taas oo kele ,,, but she didn't exist LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

About a year ago, I ran in to an old friend of mine...We chatted for a while, and he told me he got married and the wifey is pregnant...So a congratulated him, and told all I know about parenthood...N'way, as we were walking, there was a Somali lady coming our way smiling...So I said to him, why is this lady smiling at us...He said "dee waa inanteydii"... So right there I said to him "Ooh Puhlease, not only can you not be her father, she looks older than you"...He started laughing hysterically...As she got closer to us, she started talking and said "Xageebaad ka baxday, sowkan is idhi waad luntay"... He introduced us, Heblaayo this is my friend Kool_Kat...Kool_Kat this is my wife!!! Talk about embarrassment... Note to Kool_Kat: in Waqooyi, INANTEYDA = MY WIFE, not my daughter...

Ok people, I went to a wedding last night...I got there around 1am, same time as the bride...Mind you, when we got the invitations, we were told that the banquet hall closes at 2am, so we should arrive early...Yeah right... N'way, I thing I am getting too old...The girls there were, literally, half naked...Most of them were wearing short halter top dresses ...And this was not a reception wedding, it was a DIRAC wedding...Although, the dresses were cute, they weren't appropriate for the occasion... I remember in my younger dayz, my mom wouldn't let me leave the house dressed like that...If I wore something short, and she thinks it is too short, she'll say "naa heedhe meeyay surwaalkaagii, walee adoo qaawan inaadan meel u cocaine, orodoo dhar gasho"... Girls cover up a bit...

Originally posted by -Lily-: Actually Kool Kat the married ones can be just as annoying as the unmarried jealous types, boasting about their status as if they have found the Holy Grail. Haba igu sheeginbo, kuwa saas ah aduunkaa u necbahay...I hate them with passion...Ninmakooda sanka kaa galinaayo...Hebel this, hebel that...Ha isoo marina dheh... Kool_Kat, weddings can be simple, I went to a friends wedding last year, she had 20, yes 20 guest only and the wedding finished at 9pm (before you ask she was somali and so was the guy) I loved, I think it is the best wedding I've ever been to!. so i guess it is possible Ghanima, where i live (Toronto), even the muxaadara ones, don't finish at 9pm...They start at 9... I, pesonally, don't start getting ready til 10 or 11pm...The earliest I ever went to a wedding was midnight...I arrive in style...lol

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Ouch! Laakiin isn't that how most girls in certain age feel? It is called if-only syndrome with a dose of enviousness. Hade haduusan calafkooda galin, ma dadkey xagxaganaayaan...I've seen quite a few of those, and once I sense they have the "if-only syndrome", I rub it on their faces...Cuz that day is not about them, it is about their friend/family, so they should be happy regardless... I just wish they would use wedding planners, and have a simple organised wedding Ghanima, we, Somalis, are far from simple...So why should we have simple weddings...There is nothing simple about having a wedding...

^^^No really, I am not kidding... Do I sound like i'm kidding...