Oh sorry Abtigiis, I thought I was commenting on the bidaar thread, I was impressed with Ngonge's composure, considering.

Incredible.

Ngonge, I had to use some context clues What would be particularly tiresome in hot weather? Why, a fever of course... Hope you feel better Faheema.

chubacka;896879 wrote: ^ hehe. The first rule of stone throwing should be, don't throw them at people with guns. Now what was that game called with 5 pebbles and you put them down and pick them up whilst throwing one in the air?

Isra, lol @ turn psychotic. You reap what you sow, kuligood ha is qarxiyaan I say. Would it be OK if she had a similar form of "escape"? Apophis, are tea room muffins some sort of inferior British donuts?

There's a married Bengali guy at work who spends a lot of time on that site. Coworkers are convinced he's looking for Wifey #2. They plan to create a fake profile to lead him on. I can't decide if I feel sorry for him or Wifey #1...

Hiya trollers! Malika, my sympathies. Once someone called me and I panicked and pretended that THEY were the wrong person. Me: maxaa jire Faarax? Him: No, it's Waryaa. Me: Naga daa dee, I know it's you Faarax! Codkaaga waan garanayaa. Him: What are you talking about, it's Waryaa, doesn't it say so on your Caller ID? Me: Let me check... I hung up. Che, you need to get more sunlight! No more hoodies, ya hear?

Juxa any and all pictures would be great. Feeling super-homesick and a little realism beats pictures of the same nice house from 16 different angles

Yes Johnny, but Ngonge is saying F>M everywhere. Something I can finally get behind, but it doesn't really make sense in light of birth rates

^How does that work exactly? Ibti, I'm actually a bit surprised. I naively assume that Somali men back home don't really subscribe to that mentality...

So who gave Alpha clearance to start a new troll corner without this one running out of pages? And he doesn't even offer cake or chocolates, the silly upstart! Morning NGONGE. Small victories, eh?

Sorry Eedo! I meant the others are the elders, they are drawn to your energetic YOUNG whirlwind self... not to inteena kale oo qalalay Hey Juxa, I hear you. Methinks waxay maqashey there was a shoe sale on SOL (sole, geddit?)

She's pretty, she's saying misogynistic nonsense to rile up liberals and make the rightwingers squeal with glee. If she's married, I see 100% chance of a sex scandal in the forecast; my money is on her husband and another man at a truck stop... or maybe her teenage daughter getting knocked up...

Hello KK! KoolKat is here... I predict a lot of the elders will rouse themselves from their afternoon naps

^Because it ain't living. Beats me, raula. I'm even more out of the loop.

^LOL. Priceless.

I keep thinking that there are 6 billion people in the world. How did this extra billion souls sneak in?

^But you do anyway Norf, so sue the filmmaker. Of course, the court may throw the case out because you won't be able to demonstrate defamation of YOUR character, but I'd wager the jury would feel more sympathy for you than for the nutter that made the film. And saying "the original purpose of free speech" misses the point entirely. The laws protecting free speech are meant to prevent the government from censoring free expression of the citizenry. If you have a problem with another citizen's self-expression, many options are available to you: 1. If they are in your home you can kick them, and call the police if they refuse to leave. 2. If they are on TV you can change the channel, then call the TV company to threaten to cut your subscription until they improve the broadcasts. Money talks, after all. 3. If it's a close friend you can sever ties with them. They were rubbish anyway. 4. If you believe that what they are saying does actual harm to you (turning potential employers against you, for example), you can take them to court. I think the UK even has fairly strict anti-libel/defamation laws, so you're golden! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??

Oh man rotary phones. Having to explain to yet another suitor why my sisters couldn't come to the phone. I'm sure a good fraction of people in Xamar thought my family suffered myriad illnesses and misfortunes. PS. As you know JB, I'm merely a script so I think I qualify for shirkan odayaasha.

Because the author suffers from the strange perception that "free speech" is something some Western philosopher invented and that it needs justifying. No, CURTAILING free speech needs justifying, because it's a basic human right. Protecting violent mobs from having their feelings hurt is not reason to curtail a basic human right.

No girls were questioned in the making of this video? But seriously, very heartwarming otherwise.

^Eye-opening? Way to rub it in.

^Those white farmers were also African...

I'm just in awe of all that hair. It's a wonder she can hold her head up!

I just worry most of that is scripted (like the pedestrian with the umbrella). It's too good to be true if it's not. I will definitely splurge on a new gaming rig if it's half as awesome as it looks.