^You're on sale at the moment 33% off. There are also a few "buy 2, get 1 deals" going on, ask Xiin Howdy trollers! Why does all the drama happen when I'm a bit busy?

^Even my fashion-challenged self was admiring the paneled silk dress. What's really impressive is that their clothes look NORMAL, like something a woman would really wear. But who thought of "desert blossom", horrid name. LOL. Just noticed the baati at 1:21.

Did someone mention food?

Oh! I couldn't watch to the end of the video so I was mightily confused. Somehow I thought the cars get into the bus thing, then some sort of signal is sent and the bus controls the cars to make them speed up or slow down so they merge better with the traffic

JB, you sure? That sounds a little scary. I don't want to kill people from food poisoning this year. Malika, I hated it too. Thank god for electric food mixers I'm not aiming to be TOO authentic!

In that case A&T, you have my sincerest habaar That should get you the job for sure! You're being facetious about your English, or fishing for cheap compliments

Aw, all the sweet daacad people wishing you luck I know you get these comments a lot A&T, but you need to get published. The style is very unique and I have a soft spot for droll self-deprecation. Have you read Confederacy of Dunces?

Congratulations Juxa! Ibti, that was a brilliant and entirely accurate summary of Juxa's meteoric rise. I haven't accomplished anything really, but I want you to write my bio too Don't forget I was raised by dhurwaa and could bend spoons with my mind at 4.

I was wondering why this was in the Politics section. Silly me.

Hello trollers! JB, since you are at Ground Zero for canjeelo/laxoox making, can you find out how to make qamiir from scratch? It's that potluck time of the year again and I thought I'd make authentic canjeelo instead of cheating by using self-raising flour. When I asked my mummy dearest about the qamiir, she said "dariska ka soo qaado". Sarcasm iyo nus.

Originally posted by Polanyi: Yes, maybe the educated and englightened pundits of Sol can find a way to spin this. Where are the hypocrites who pretend to champion the cause of civilians on this board?Or even better, maybethe holy ulema and their blind followers can find a rationale for Amisom's purpose shelling of civilian areas which are miles away from the areas of combat? :confused: Clearly that's a bit of selective reading there. The very article you quote: "The African Union troops in Mogadishu, when the fighting starts, they shell where the civilians live, because al-Shabab is firing from there, " she says. After al-Shabab attacked the parliament building last month, Hassan and other witnesses say the African Union troops retaliated by shelling Bakara, Somalia's main market and an al-Shabab stronghold. Members of a local family were killed in their home. AMISOM: trigger-happy soldiers who don't give a flying duck about civilian casualties outside of bad PR. Alshabab: Nutjobs who delight in the suffering of those they claim to champion. Being able to see the true obscenity of the conflict in Somalia doesn't make you neutral, by the way. It just means you don't live in some warped fantasy land of "Four legs good, four legs baaaaaaaaaaaad"

I'm only replying because I feel sorry for the topic

^ Here's the description on the project: The Millennium Villages project offers a bold, innovative model for helping rural African communities lift themselves out of extreme poverty. The Millennium Villages are proving that by fighting poverty at the village level through community-led development, rural Africa can achieve the Millennium Development Goals - global targets for reducing extreme poverty and hunger by half and improving education, health, gender equality and environmental sustainability - by 2015, and escape the extreme poverty that traps hundreds of millions of people throughout the continent. And on Dertu, Kenya specifically: The Dertu Millennium Village is located in the Northeastern Province of Kenya, approximately 140 km from the Kenya-Somali border. The village is home to an estimated population of 5,200 residents, predominantly of the Kenyan Auliyahan ethnic Somali community. Sad link no one will click on.

Anyone know much about this village and the Millenium Villages program in general? Seems like it's mostly Somalis in Dertu (which explains all the whingeing ). Village becomes lab for curing Africa's problems DERTU, Kenya (AP) -- This village of straw huts sits on a sea of sand 100 kilometers (60 miles) from the nearest paved road. Camels and girls with jerrycans crowd around the watering holes. There's little electricity and not a single TV. But on the edge of Dertu stands a shimmering sign of progress -- a new cell phone tower. And that means farmers no longer have to travel for hours to learn the latest market prices; they can get them by text message. It's one of many innovations that have come to some 6,000 people in eastern Kenya and to 13 other such villages scattered around 10 countries in sub-Saharan Africa. They are called Millennium Villages, designed to show how aid and smart, simple technology can advance the U.N.'s Millennium Development Goals of dramatically reducing global poverty and boosting education, gender equality and health by 2015. The U.N. is hosting a summit in New York starting Monday to review progress since the goals were set 10 years ago. About 70 percent of Dertu's people earn less than $1 a day, and most depend on food aid. The two-room hotel charges $1.25 a night. Generators and solar energy provide some basic needs, like charging cell phones, but the school's nine donated computers aren't yet connected to the Internet. Not surprisingly, the advent of Millennium Village status four years ago generated exaggerated expectations, and now some villagers feel disappointed. There is also sharp debate between supporters and detractors about whether the idea can be "scaled up" into sweeping solutions for the world's poorest region. Yet improvements can be seen in Dertu: four new health care workers, free medicines and vaccines, a birthing center and laboratory under construction, bed nets to ward of mosquitoes. In 2006, 49 percent of 916 individuals tested had malaria. That rate has dropped to 8 percent. School attendance has doubled for boys and tripled for girls, there are high school scholarships and a dorm for boys. Each village gets $120 in spending per person per year, half from the villages project, the rest from the government or aid groups. As a result, Dertu, which barely existed until UNICEF dug a well here 13 years ago, has become a magnet for surrounding villages. "A lot has to be done still to meet the Millennium Development Goals. A lot has been done and for that we are thankful," said Ibrahim Ali Hassan, a 60-year-old village elder with dyed red hair who waves a cell phone in his hand as he talks. Of the complainers, he remarks: "They think now that we are a Millennium Village they will be built a house with an ocean view." Mohamed Ahmed Abdi, 58, heads the Millennium Village Committee, liaison between the project and the villagers. He gripes that there are too few teachers, and that the well water is salty and unhealthy. "There is a difference between what we have been told and what really exists. We have been told that 'Your village is the Millennium Village.' We have been told that 'You will get roads, electricity, water and education,'" he said. The Millennium Villages are the brainchild of Jeffrey Sachs, the Columbia University economist who is special adviser to U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon on the Millennium Development Goals. Sachs readily acknowledges that Dertu hasn't made a breakthrough, calling it "one of the most difficult venues on the whole planet." But he points to other advances in lifting villages out of extreme poverty. "I think on the whole they've been a tremendous success, not only in what they are accomplishing on the ground but also opening eyes to what can be accomplished more generally," Sachs told The Associated Press. "They're a proving ground of how to create effective systems in health, education, local infrastructure, business development and agriculture." The project's report for this year says bed net use by children under 5 has risen from 7 percent to 50 percent across the 14 villages. Malaria rates have dropped from 24 percent to 10 percent. Maize yields are up, chronic malnutrition is down, more babies are delivered by health professionals. Among the critics is Nicolas van de Walle, a fellow at the Center for Global Development and a professor at Cornell University. He says he admires Sachs for putting development on the agenda, "But, no, in general I think these villages are largely a gimmick and a substantial waste of money." "The idea that if you spend a lot of money on poor villagers in Kenya, their lives will improve, is not seriously in doubt. The real issue is how to do this at a national level, in a sustainable way that builds individual and institutional capacity, empowers citizens and their democratically elected governments. It seems to me that in that sense the villagers have failed." But Sachs singles out Nigeria as a nation that is taking his idea to the next level. He said sub-Saharan Africa's most populous country is launching a major initiative next year, largely based on the Millennium Villages, that will reach 20 million people. Dertu's ripple effect is felt five kilometers (three miles) away, in a temporary community of 250 nomads, where children were learning the alphabet under a tree fenced in by thorn bushes that keeps the lions away at night. Eleven-year-old Ibrahim pointed at the chalkboard as 12 barefoot children recited "A is for apple, B is for boy..." It was Sachs who hired them a teacher -- 28-year-old Abdullahi Bari. He lives in a backpacker's tent, and when the nomads leave their straw huts to lead their camels, cattle, goats and sheep to greener pastures, Bari will go too. "Whenever they move I move with them. I have my own camel," he said. Bari faces a host of difficulties. None of the parents can read. Their kids herd animals and miss class. His oldest first-year student is 21. He hopes to teach the kids for three years, and send them to a boarding school in Dertu. "It's hot during the day and there's not enough water. The water point is far away," Bari said. "It is a big challenge ... but we will try our best." Mohammed Qumane Omar, the community's chief, a turbaned man with deep gray eyes, said he wants his children to have a better life than his. "I'm illiterate. I move around from place to place. The reason I settled here is so they can be closer to schools. I want them to be doctors, teachers, or even more than that." One problem mentioned by Hassan, the tribal elder, is corruption, which critics of international aid often point to. The acting coordinator in Dertu, Patrick Mutuo, says his predecessor didn't follow procedures and visited the village rarely. As a result, the coordinator's contract wasn't renewed earlier this year. "With these weak procedures it is likely that money was lost," Mutuo said. He said he had no figure. A statement from the Millennium Village project said: "We were not satisfied that all procedures were being well followed. ... In all MV sites, efficiency and transparency are core standards and management practices. We aim for continuous improvement in practice." Still, Hassan says he gives "special thanks" to Sachs, while Sofia Ali Guhad, the head teacher at the Dertu school, reflects the problem of exaggerated expectations and the pitfalls of success. Because school enrollment is up, she needs more classrooms, desks and dorm space, plus quarters. "The expectation was very high for the community, but we have received very little," Guhad said, but later added: "Life is good. In fact it has improved. They are assisting us as much as they can." Link

Che did you ever watch Big Love on HBO? Hilarious show, help me form some theories about optimal polygamous conditions for the discerning modern woman.

JB, I'm truly sorry for what you had to go through. Ibti, why did you have to jinx me?? I just sent Val a message, my determination ended up back-firing and now I'm (temporarily!) without a cell phone. LOL@ better luck on Skype. It's difficult to forget Skype at the bus stop or have it run out of batteries. I'm also working today but I love the peace and quite. And the prime parking

Awesome! I'll actually carry the phone with me for a change, just for you

CL, this thread is USELESS without pictures. Stop being such a tease!

It was picture day today and I forgot Hope the baqbaq and dhareer doesn't show up in digital cameras. Halow trollers!

I could have sworn I read this exact topic a year ago, including all the responses :confused: KK, talk about damning with faint praise Wasn't there a Chris Rock stand up routine about this?

I read a short story once, about coastal Somalis who form a symbiotic relationship with a photosynthetic algae. Their skin turns green and all the nutrition they need they get from standing out in the sun naked (I can practically hear Ducaysane's ears perking up). Closest I got to science fiction + Somalia. So the market is all yours SP. “Science fiction films from the West are failures here. Even Star Wars!” he said. “The themes aren’t taken seriously. Science fiction will come here when it is relevant to the people of Africa. Right now, Africans are bothered about issues of bad leadership, the food crisis in East Africa, refugees in the Congo, militants here in Nigeria. Africans are bothered about food, roads, electricity, water wars, famine, etc, not spacecrafts and spaceships. Only stories that explore these everyday realities are considered relevant to us for now.” Somewhat relevant

Sayid, like all Africans, we think dowlada in la shaaxaado waa proper way of life. So that's why we are happy to take cay.r but can't bring ourselves to ask for help from INDIVIDUALS. Duh. Anyway, thanks to all the thoughtful input from the ladies and Ngonge. I'm going to send the email tonight if it kills me. Which it very well might so so long ya'll.

I concur C&H, I too will like the application form for joining Juxa's clan, she has been a good PR rep for it. I'm struggling to write an email asking someone for a favor. How do you swallow your Somali pride?

Brilliant and funny.

LOL@ my dhako feels fresh. JB, runta sheeg. Is it bidaar or ciro that made you do it? Hello trollers! Ever try to introduce two people, and then realize halfway through you don't remember the name of one? Has to be #4 on my list of Most Awkward Moments Ever.