BOB

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  1. BOB

    Lionel Messi

    Naah Caroll is better than both of them combined. PS. By the way a certain Arsenal defender named Verminator scored more goals than both Caroll and Torres combined together. :o Peace, Love & Unity.
  2. Totnumb you muppets you shouldn't awaken a sleeping lion, now look at you! This is brilliant...this is amazing. I was really shocked when my friend told me that Liverpool lost. Once I saw that they were 2-0 up my focus shifted to the games of Chelsea and Sp*ds as I thought they'd win and they should've. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Im back

    Welcome back macalinka weyn, gadaashaa cida hal jiijiile aa kusoo kordhay oo baal riig aasba ciyoow horey ka billaabay jiijiil kale inaan u jiriyo waaye hada ee wax nuuraayo Sweden iyo Yaaqshiid makusoo aragtay? maxaa heysaa adiga sidaada kale? Cadaygii iyo macawiistii aa iga ballan qaaday maii keente mise waa i hilmaanre illeen mudo aan kala maqneene? qaraabada sidee aheeyeen? deriskana ka waran iyaga? ciyaalka xaafada ka waran? macallinka dugsiga ka waran? warka isii abaabiina, meeqa gabdhood aa lagu siiyay intaa Xamar joogtay? meeqaa taleefankooda kasoo qaadatay? soo dhowoow abaa warkana isii. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    Valenteenah.;807723 wrote: BOB, tii si fiican kuu soo dhaweynweyda indhaha faraha ka geli. :D Dee sow guurso la i odhan maayo inta hablood ee aan indha tiray? ma xoolaan u hayaa oo aan meherkooda kuwada bixiyo inta London and Bristol ku nool? kistii yareyd ee aan Africa uga imi weli wax naf lihi kuma aysan darsamin, however if you and Madam lawyer, her honour Juxa are willing to take care of my meher iyo aroos then why not as there are more than a dozen of girls that I'd love to poke in the eye so that I can be asked to marry them. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Lionel Messi

    Yeah and the british public ran with it, A Geordie that I work with thinks he wouldn't even score one single goal in the premier league simply because he's not a good header of the ball and can't score with his right foot! I guess he didn't see the exquisite chip he scored with his right foot against Bayer Leverkusen. I hope he never comes to the premier league as they do not deserve him. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    Sayid*Somal;807707 wrote: Qardho is not Qandala Hey hey hey, leave Qandala out of this now or dhiig baa ka dhici meesha. :mad: Nuune, Adiga naag jinni ah xataa hoo ku dhimo waa i dhihi weysay marka xarash aan kuu hayaa. :mad: Aaliyah, stop making me blush and my cheeks flush now as I'm too old for that. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    Juxa;807649 wrote: Bob, you keep saying you wont marry like tasbiix oo kale, ee see wax ujiraan! let me give you waano aan la ii dirsan, xanuunkasta can be healed, qofkasta can be forgotten, insha allah waxan kugu duceeyay guur qeyr qaba iyo gabar mu'minad ah oo ku xujeyn. Adigana hade waxa laga rabaa niyad fiican, qalbi nadiif ah inaad alle ku barido faatixa! Aamiin to your wonderful dua and as always Thank you very much, waligeyba waan ogaa inaa walaashay iga naxayso tahay...bless you. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    ^^^I wouldn't want it in any other way to be honest, life will be dull if we were never to make mistakes besides my whole life has been about making mistakes and learning from them. PS. Did you pay your bill by ca$h, credit or cheque? Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    NGONGE, I can’t just accept something that I’m not sure of, naga daa dee! If women are indeed as mad as you say they are then mine won’t be one of them because sure as hell I’m going to cure her insanity with my special Wamo Power, ever tried that herb yet NGONGE? Sayid, Thanks bro, that is wonderful to hear and YES that’s exactly how it should be. I know a guy whose wife refused to share a bed with him UNTIL he paid her full meher…what a woman! Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    @Malika, we’re all family here, I know we’re not perfect but still one big bad (as good) family and I don’t see any problem in sharing one tiny bit of secret every now and then. NGONGE, women ONLY become mad the day they agree to leave the comfort of their mothers’ houses and come and live with us as we’re the ones who turn their heads upside down and brainwashing them into believing that she’s married to a superman when in truth she’s married to an average Faarax who will probably spend the rest of his living days figuring out how the best to entertain the madam both physically and mentally. I know it sounds monkey business especially coming from a guy who’s never been married and probably might never get there as well but dumarku are wonderful and most of them are easy to get along with and it’s only a woman who can turn a bad a$$ man like my friend into a loving husband and a great father and I’m sure you’re a wonderful husband to your wife and also a loving father to your kids including that smart little diva from Burco, how is she by the way? Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    How many married guys in here have already paid all the meher to their wives or how many married girls in here have already recieved the full amount of their meher from their husbands no matter how small or large? PS. I don't know why I bothered asking really, I know fully well that no one will bother answering it. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Lionel Messi

    234 goals in 314 games...Simply amazing. Peace, Love & Unity.
  13. While you guys were busy arguing about Al Shabaab and Ahlu Sunna, Lionel Messi became Barca's all time leading goal scorer after he scored another sublime hat-trick against Grenada tonight. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Meher-keeda?

    ^^^Then stay single like me and you'll lead a stress free life. Peace, Love & Unity.
  15. Oh my God. Peace, Love & Unity.
  16. This sums up my beloved Kismayo for me, look at the view behind these two mugs and then look at what they're wearing and most of all what is in their hands! I'm sorry Kismayo. Peace, Love & Unity.
  17. Subhanallah this is Farjano, Aargada to be exact and it used to be one of the most beautiful areas of the city with so many coffee shops and slick hotels and look at it now. Damn you civil war. PS. I told you I don't have positive pictures of Kismayo as it's been in the middle of tribal feuds for far too long, wax la dhiso iska daaye intii yareyd ee dhisneed baa la destroy-gareeyay. bloody hell. Peace, Love & Unity.
  18. Look how clean and unspoiled Kismayo beaches used to be. Peace, Love & Unity.
  19. Somalina;807328 wrote: Brava sure looks breath taking. LooooooooooooooooL is it Baraawe? I'm sorry, I got it from Google images and it said Kismayo, forgive me I don't remember anything about Kismayo which is a shame really. Peace, Love & Unity.
  20. Somalina;807326 wrote: You are welcome Calanleey boy! isxaan maleh reer Waamo taas waa iska ogaa. Mwaah, I loof you too. and THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Peace, Love & Unity.
  21. This is Lido beach in Kismayo. Yes we do have a Lido beach too. Peace, Love & Unity.
  22. Look at that view. Peace, Love & Unity.
  23. Calanleey Baby...I can see our house...Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah. Peace, Love & Unity.
  24. I need to do this. Peace, Love & Unity.