BOB

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  1. BOB

    Lionel Messi

    Conspiracy;808264 wrote: dude at least in premier league its a fair play everyone is fighting and it is competitive, La liga you pretty much know its one of them two that going to win the title. As football fan I can't take that and walk away your note comparing Barcelona with Arsenal mate, You guys lost 8-2 to Man utd how can you call yourself a professional football club that plays like Barcelona and then have a result like that? Few years ago Barcelona lost to Malaga 5-0 at home with Rivaldo, Kluivert and many other stars playing, does that mean they were not professionals then? FULL STRENGTH Man Utd lost 6-1 to City AT HOME where was their professionalism that day? At least we have the excuse of arguing that we had almost our 2nd team against in form Utd but what were Utd and Barcelona's excuse? Thing is you can lose to anyone and it will keep on happening as long as the sport exists but how you respond is what counts, Arsenal had their worst start in 15 years add that to injuries and suspension and we were forced to field kids with no premier league experience and we've pad the price for it. Arsenal are the ONLY english team known to play the game the right way but it's difficult to do that in the premier league week in and week out as you have certain teams intent on kicking you out of the park and the referees won't do a jack about it, Manchester Utd to used to kick Arsenal for fun when we were stronger and the referees used to turn a blind eye just like they still do whenever Utd are playing these days. PS. Premier league is fair? Come on now, Man Utd wouldn't have won 19 titles if the league was half fair never mind fully fair. Peace, Love & Unity.
  2. BOB

    Lionel Messi

    N.O.R.F;807475 wrote: Great player but everything is put on a plate for him. He just makes the right runs. Come on big man, you know you don't mean that! Of course Barca is set up to get the best out of him and who can blame Pep unless you mean to tell me that you would have done it any other way if you had Leo in your team? The whole set up of Madird is meant to get the best out of Ronaldo the same way Utd were set up for him and Ferguson is doing exactly that with Rooney now and the results are there for all to see BUT the crucial difference between two pretenders and the little genius is that he already has 21 assists this season and he should've had more ONLY if his team-mates could finish half as good as him so this whole myth that he can't function without Xavi and Iniesta is bit unfair to him as it's not his fault that Argentina can't get the best out of the best player on the planet. I think Leo came a decade or so too late for Fernando Redondo or 5-7 years too late for Juan Requilme, the only two Argentines who could've gotten the best out him with their amazing vision and passing range both in long and short distances. I personally don't think he will ever win a meaningful trophy with Argentina as they don't have a defense worthy of a shout and midfielders who can consistently create chances for their world class attacking force or keep position and dictate the pace and the rhythm of the game like those two gifted footballers I've mentioned above used to do BUT I'd would really really love to see him win the world cup as his talent deserves it unlike two certain animals called Materazzi and Marchena. Peace, Love & Unity.
  3. BOB

    Lionel Messi

    Come on bro, Stoke and Wolves don't play football but a combination of Kung Fu and Rugby! Football is a beautiful game that should be played the right way, Barca and Arsenal way. Enjoy the spectacle that is Lionel Messi my brother for all you know by the time he retires he could end up being the greatest player of all time. He's destroyed Man Utd twice and Arsenal twice and both thrash Stoke and Wolves most of the time. English media overhype the premier league yet we saw how A. Bilbao (a midtable team in Spain until Bielsa took over) spanked the best team in the UK TWICE in Man Utd and yet these mugs still try to tell us that La Liga is weaker and what not. Peace, Love & Unity.
  4. Cons, bullying has become part of the curriculum in this institution called SOL, Welcome to 2012 Somaliaonline. Where's my popcorn...this is fun. Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Uber Facts

    Bluelicious;808207 wrote: I got that men and women version of your list few years ago in my mail there is alot of truth in it. I like how you put your opionion behind every fact. ONLY alot or is it all of it true? Share some more alstublieft and enlighten us even more. PS. JB stop looking at me, I haven't got Anuptaphobia. Peace, Love & Unity.
  6. Kismayo Airport. Peace, Love & Unity.
  7. Subhanallah..laamigii aaway? Peace, Love & Unity.
  8. Timur;808156 wrote: Bob, I know because I have a brain. I feel bad for you if you don't know your own country. No man with an ounce of brain would've responded the intelligent way that you did for he would've known that there could be millions of reasons why I don't know my own country. Peace, Love & Unity.
  9. What's up Badboy? long time no see, I heard you won the lottery is that why you deleted my number cause you don't have time for your old homies? Welcome back and good to know that you're still alive and kicking. Peace, Love & Unity.
  10. I know an Island just several miles from Kismayo that will be the base of my holiday hotels, big game fishing expeditions, scuba diving trips and shark watching experiences with fairly cheap price that will bring people from all across the globe. Imagine cross atlantic ocean liners with full of wealthy people coming to stay in my grand hotels and enjoy the natural beauty of our great and magnificent country for a lifetime holiday all in a fairly cheap price! Adam, my brother we will definitely get there Insha Allah. Keep the dream alive. Peace, Love & Unity.
  11. Xaradheer? Abaabiina Juxa reer Xamar cadeey waaye oo reer Yaaqshiid ee ka tahay, naga dhaafa hee sheekadaan reer Xamarkiina, hada waxaa mareesiin inaa magaaladaa ku dhalateen aa ka dooratiin tan qabiilkiina? aaway beezaaninimadii reer Xamarka? aaway spiritkii ciyaalka xaafada? Xamar cadeey hadaa idinkii ku dhashay oo lahaa aa saan ugu jisaaroosiin maxaa ka filee dhooreyaasha baadiyaha ka imaaday oo maanta qarax iyo bur-burka ku wado? Reer Xamarka waxaa laga rabaa inee jiifka ka kacaan oo magaaladooda sidee kusoo ceshan lahaayeen falankeeda galaan, Reer Kismaayo hadaan nahay waxaan wadnaa howlo oo aan rabno inaan dadkeena iyo magaaladeenaba uga saarno naarta joogtada ah ay ku jiraan kunasoo jireen 21kii sano ee uu dagaalka socday, sheekada dhan waxaa bilaabay the same group oo bilaabay inay jaamacad ka dhisaan Kismaayo and Insha Allah soon many things will change for the better. What I've noticed on SOL aa waxee tahay most guys in SOL were either born or lived in Xamar in some point of their lives yet when they're talking about it you get the sense that they don't care about it and they don't see it as their home any more simply because they identify with tuulada ay qabiilkooda dagganyihiin more which is a shame really! Everybody on SOL knows how much I love Kismayo even if I hardly remember anything about it and that will never change because that is my home, my one and ONLY home, the only place I know as home and the only city that I love with all my heart and soul. Charity begins at home, start with yourself my fellow reer Xamar and show your unreserved love for the greatest city of our great country and most of all YOUR CITY, it's not your fault that the whole country went up in smoke BUT what is your fault is to disown your city just because it’s not as glorious and breathtaking as it was before, Xamar didn’t just crop out of the ground like a tree but rather it was built by those who called it home and today more than ever it needs the same citizens to rise and build what was the pride of every Somali under Allah’s big blue sky and until Xamar recaptures it’s former grace and glory no Somali man or woman will ever feel truly happy because we all know that without Xamar, there is no Somalia and without motherland there is no you and me. Oba jiifka ka kac, Juxa jiifka ka kac, Somalina jiifka ka kac, Val jiifka ka kac, Che jiifka ka kac, Wareegto Luga Cad jiifka ka kac, Tuujka Xaaji jiifka ka kac, MMA jiifka ka kac, Maaddeey jiifka ka kac and the rest of you who were born in Xamar jiifka ka kaca. Peace, Love & Unity.
  12. BOB

    Uber Facts

    Women are FOREVER insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes. ( They don't know that we love their body regardless...we're not fussy). I don't know why but women actually need to cry and the funniest thing is, they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. ( what did you say JB? manipulative devils?) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. ( Nuune, ina aabow I'm sorry but everyone on SOL knows about those private messages that you've been sending to you know who) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. (Yes ladies, we do know that thanks to the snitch among you ) Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. (JB get to the ice cream parlour quickly) . Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?" (They think petrol head describes those who sniff petrol ). Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. (it's ok guys, no shame in that ). Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. (NGONGE only needs one shower gel ). Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. (women have more patience that men…simple). Ladies this is for you. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. ( we need your ears and not your counseling). A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Che sorry to give you away like that my brother) Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (I know I do and it’s actually the gays who spread this nonsense that men are intimidated by smart women, we love smart abaayo macaan) Guys virtually brag about anything. ( What? You’ve never heard me brag about my toothbrush yet?) Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (I guess now you know why his friends look at you in a funny way because thanks to him they know all about your monkey business now ). Guys think too much. (and most of the time it has nothing to do with girls and yet we tell you that we think about you 24/7) . Guys' fantasies are unlimited. (Girls act shocked when a guy shares with them his dirty fantasies but in truth they love it for they are far more dirty minded than a man can ever be) Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! (women love this and sometimes they delibrately flirt with others just to tease the guy more, they just love attention that’s all). When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. ( Guys love challenges in courtship and the more you turn his advances down the harder he will try but you have to be careful not to put him off completely) A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't mature and grow up. (Alpha, sorry bruv ) Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed *****cats with their women. (NGONGE, what were you saying?) Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. (Ask Nuune, he’ll tell you that if a girl says NO, she means Hell YES). When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. (My seaman uncle used to tell me that man should always be proud of his manliness as women prefer confident man to shallow but good looking one! be a man and look the part, the so-called metrosexual term is invented by gays, show me a woman that doesn’t appreciate a man who isn’t afraid to show his masculinity) Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Uber Facts

    @ raula...you know what I mean. Che, next time make sure you get behind the wheel bro. Peace, Love & Unity.
  14. Lee Dixon mentioned it on Match of the day (The goal) and yeah I agree technically it was harder and far better than Rooney's. No one can really explain what happened as Liverpool dominated the whole match from A-Z and should've scored more. Suarez had two one-on-one chance and he missed both...world class striker? yeah right NGONGE. I think Liverpool were very very unlucky plus the team is carrying too many passengers who do not contribute enough and I thought Downing had his best game for Liverpool since he arrived from Villa and he still missed his fair share of chances including the one Kuyt finished. I'm sorry but I do not think Downing, Kuyt, Henderson, Adams, the midget, Caroll are all good enough for a massive club like Liverpool which should be challenging for the premier league title every season and unfortunately you cannot do that with these lot and finally I think King Kenny should do the honourable thing and resign at the end of the season or he will keep on ruining the great club that is Liverpool FC with his dinosour tactics and average signings. Peace, Love & Unity.
  15. BOB

    Meher-keeda?

    Wadani;807917 wrote: Bob walaalo, Do u know that the darawiish were created in Burco? Among its leaders was Nuur Amaan, the Sultaan of the HY. Also, many other right hand mans of the Sayid and high ranking members were from the SNM clan. Likewise many from the Sayids clan, those who are considered the progeny of the darawiish today, rebelled against him and his rule. My point is, no clan can claim that only they were part of the darawiish movement, cuz thats historically not true. err my brother I wasn't referring to qabiil at all and the Darwiish comment was meant as a joke. I have not the faintest of idea which team does Malika play for other than a very talented team called Mbongo but thanks for letting me know hers and yours nevertheless and thanks for the history lesson, I appreciate it. Peace, Love & Unity.
  16. ^^^and how do you know this sir? Peace, Love & Unity.
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    Im back

    oba hiloowlow;807951 wrote: Bob waa hagaag Midoo fish and chips oo reer waamo ah oo qatar cadiim anaa kaga raadinaayo UK gaar ahaan Leicester maxaan gabdho nuuraayo ku arkay magaaladaas gaar ahaan meesha la yiraa St. Mattews kk. Leicester inee reer Alles Goed u badan yihiin aan u maleenaaye mise? UK caadi ma aha abaa, wixii bilcaamo ahaay oo aan Africa ka dhex raadin jiray illeyn inteeba ii joogaan, kabahaa iiga dhammaaday Africa. Peace, Love & Unity.
  18. BOB

    Meher-keeda?

    Hablaha Daraawiish nimaan Daraawiish aheyn ma geeyo, taa yaan la hilmaamin...Just saying. Peace, Love & Unity.
  19. ^^^I thought you were finally going to tell us the good news about the petrol in the ancient land of punt...you disappointed me my little nephew, stop wasting your time with this monkey business and start planning for the bright future that is beckoning and how and what you'd spend on the millions that will come your way Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.
  20. This is Omar Said Ismail aka Omar Farur, Kismayo's own Lionel Messi, This guy was by far the most gifted Somali footballer I've ever seen and I grew up idolising him, what a shame he never achieved what a guy with his talent should've achieved but still he was adored and loved by everybody from Kismayo. We were neighbours and later we met again in Kenya and even though he was getting old and badly out of shape he was still magician on the ball. If you ever happen to be in Dallas ask for him and tell him I said Hi. Peace, Love & Unity.
  21. Regional Tournament in Mogadishu. Kismayo team on the left. We were the Kings of football in Somalia. Peace, Love & Unity.
  22. :D :D My ribs hurt...Good god this is beyond funny and the subtitles are very imaginative. Paragon, the old warrior, thanks ndugu. Peace, Love & Unity.
  23. BOB

    Im back

    Ee hadaaba gabar reer waamo soo guursatay macawiis iyo caday walax ka ween aan kugu leeyahay oo seedigaa aan ahay, soomalina waxee dhahdaa seedi waa beer (ma aha beer kii qamriga ee beerkii la cunaayey aan sheegooyaa ). Reer waamo baarinimada waan ku ogaa illaahay igama qaado, hilib qubo ii samee ku dheh subagiisana cab, teeda kale malaay noocaa rabto sheego wee kuu dubee laakiin habeenkii in la cayaarsiiyo ee rabtaa ee taas ha hilmaamin oo walibana cayaar dhuu-dhuumashoow eh ee jeceshahay. ;D Aniga summer iska dhaafee hadda xataa diyaar aan ahay laakiin hal cilad aa jirtaa widaaygeey, kuwa soomaaliya joogo aniga waa ka cabsahaa been ma sheegaayi, kuwaas haba i maqashiin hana igusoo qaadin wadnahaa rig i dhahaa, kuwo fish & chipska eh aan jeclahay kuwaas aan is fahmeenaa, inkastoo iyagana ay shiishada aad u jecelyihiin hadana baariyaal waaye oo wax waa maqlaayaan, kuwaas hadii meel iigu ogtahay farta iigu tilmaan saacadaan aan kabeheey soo gashahaa waana soo biibaa. Peace, Love & Unity.
  24. My Lonely Widow: She lies in her bed and stares into the moonlit sky where all the mystical stars shine with the utmost glory wondering how would it feel to reach out and touch a cloud would it be possible to take a piece of heaven home with her? in realization, she lies beside her cold single bed at night...crying dry tears tears that cut through her soft pillow and flood it with sorrow is she really feeling this low and lonely or am I just writing it? ideas spring into her head but she don't hold the key to her heart it was stolen by the 40 thieves and sold to the black market feelings obsorb her fragile soul with the upmost serenity as she lay asking what is her purpose on this planet..this universe this third rock from the far away galaxies hits her now the sun shines and she cries...cries with all her heart. Peace, Love & Unity.
  25. Sorry I didn't write about you lately and Sorry that I don't think about you as much as I used to, Sorry your voice doesn't soothe my soul anymore, Sorry your sight doesn't please my eyes as much as it did yesterday when I was yours only, Sorry if your name doesn't roll off my tongue any longer and No I don't hate you, God...No, you know my heart is incapable of such evil especially when it comes to you as I still love you and always will as faithfully as any human can love anybody dead or alive but we both need to accept for the sake of our sanity that we are not meant for one another and please forgive me, my memories of you are fast fading and I pray to god that yours of me are too. ^^^Through simple wishes we manage the days hopeful dreams created by only you and me two hearts separated by the distance but joined by souls through our fate tangled up in deep and happy thoughts of things our lives will no longer be without the love from me and you to keep us smiling as the day goes through our hearts ache each day with the same pain singing the same sorrowful songs of loneliness knowing this distance between us cannot be erased. ^^^Good Bye. Peace, Love & Unity.