They look like Indian movie stars? LOOOOOOOOL Even Indian movie stars are ugly.........

That stuff is disgusting, and a huge waste of money. I used to always think, "Why is marijuana haraam but somehow people think jaad is halal, even though (at least in Canada) it costs the same as a bag of weed, and is just as big a time-waster as weed is? What's the point?"

Ummmmmmmmm.......stereotype? I guess.........

Originally posted by makalajabti: Mr Jibis ? I've got a scoop for you. Any woman has the right to spread her legs like that whenever she feels like. It's none of your business and you better quit your bigot attitude, because you sound like a looser and hater! Actually, I'm more like a tighter....... I'm sure you meant to say "loser". If that's the way you feel, well, you don't have to listen to me, but you're the one getting mad.....Who really is the loser?

Alxamdulillah, I've got a life, thank you very much.

That's a groaner if I ever heard one.............

I actually probably would've said that, too, now that I think of it........

It was a dark and stormy night that night in Calgary, it was a night that the unsuspecting souls of aforementioned city would never forget. For it was the night when a certain member of Somalia Online would reach the 1000-post mark......Things would never be the same for almost a million people populating the small city in Southern Alberta. Lightning roared through the sky as clouds, black as midnight, raged with the fiery madness of the apocalypse. The people of Calgary looked up to the rumbling madness as if to ask God Himself, would this nonsense ever end? The useless, boring posts!! The seemingly endless trolling!! It was all too much to bear for the poor, defenseless citizens and they didn't know where to turn in order to shield themselves from the insanity. But unfortunately for them, there would be no rest nor any respite from the cacophony..........Oh no, the posting would continue..........

Nur, you've hit the nail right on the head, brother. Most of us are blinded by the idea that having another wife is only about pleasure for us and don't think about all the work involved in starting another family, possibly because we aren't even doing enough for the first family.

Seeing as I only have 3 posts to go before I hit the big 1000, I fell I should "contribute" tonight. Welcome Odey Abdulle.....you sure you're not Odey Shirwac?

Anyone heard that song by Sade called "Somalia"? What's that all about?

Did I mention that I really love to double-post? It's a hobby of mine............

Originally posted by Pucca: 4- fridge ; oh what a wonderous invention! being without it would be absolute torture. This reminds me of something my wife told me when she was a new qaxooti in Canada........She landed in Niagara Falls in the middle of winter, so she settled in Dixon and saw all the snow everywhere and asked "Why do they use fridges in Canada when they could just leave their food in the snow?"

Originally posted by Southern Hospitality: Now let's try to be happy for the brothas and sistas that are making it, Yeah, and I'll be happy for the first Somali porn star and buy their movies, too. As for hate, I'm full of it today!!!!

Gotta be the computer, but if necessary, I can live with a dial-up connection..........

I own the fish.

Dood Wadaag would have to be the least interesting to me, cuz it's all af-Soomaali.......

From the sounds of it, I should feel sorry for all you poor b*astards. I've never taken a city bus before because I've had my driver's licence since I was 17, and it only takes me 7 minutes to get to work.

Oh my Lord......all this time, my cat has been living in sin!! I'd better baptize him right now..........* cat screaming, water splashing, blood flowing from my arms and face * nevermind..........

Originally posted by Castro: ^ Good point. Those who're in the west wish they were back home and those back home pray day and night that they make it to the west. It's as if the wrong ones made it out here. They most likely realized that the "West" is not as great and beautiful like they thought it would. "Freedom", they found out, means freedom to do whatever you want, and that includes some of the most disgusting and appalling behaviour thought of by the human mind. I really sympathize with Somali people in that they can't really stay home, while at the same time can't see the western world as a great place they would think of staying in for the rest of their lives. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place, and for that, we can blame the warlords, who will receive their recompense for what they have done from Allah SWT, just like the rest of us.

Too bad it's not a grenade..........

I've seen this one before.......

Originally posted by Digaale: damn you are phat! Nacalatulah waad buurantahay LOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can hear you getting slapped already..........

Originally posted by sheherazade: quote:Originally posted by Jimca Lee: @Diigaale Who remembers Loc Dog from Don't be a Menace: I watched that movie when I was 9 and I still haven't forgotten his pick-up line. *Cocks gun* gimme your #. quote: GET YOUR COAT LOVE YA PULLED what exactly does this mean? That means u won't have to take off your coat for the two-minute sex with the Faarax-stranger. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That had me cracking up!!!!!!!! You're so mean.........

Can someone tell me who was the friggin' nutcase that gave the town of Dhuusa Mareeb it's name? And what does "Mareeb" mean?