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Johnny B   

When more than 50% of the topics in the Politics section are plain clickbaits ,

we're granteed the most shallow contents, wheras our Guru's (OodWeyne) drivel  comes on a wing and a prayer.

 

To make this topic  somehow consistent,

Anybody, Where is NGONGE? 

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Johnny B   

And there you've proved your innocence.

google NGONGE + Somaliaonline ,

Him changing usrName is like Shakespeare changing name to Bush.

 

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Oodweyne   
18 hours ago, Johnny B said:

When more than 50% of the topics in the Politics section are plain clickbaits ,

we're granteed the most shallow contents, wheras our Guru's (OodWeyne) drivel  comes on a wing and a prayer.

 

To make this topic  somehow consistent,

Anybody, Where is NGONGE? 

 

 

Aha, we have finally heard from our own Johnny B Boy. A man we must all bow down to as the undisputed "self-appointed-editor" of all of the "Scrap-Merchants-Collective-wisdom" that are uniquely to be found in Mogadishu.

 

Hence, whilst other's verbal contribution in here comes in as a"drivel", wrapped with a wing and a prayer. On the other hand, his take of things unusually comes down to us, "drivel-aficionados", while it is dressed to nine with a suit and bow-tie made out of other's people's looted property's deeds from Mogadishu.

 

And for good measure, he will be minded to hold forth about the "legality" of Somaliland's political project, while on the other hand, he could be standing at that precise moment on top of the "rotten bones" of those who he had murdered them (or his folks did them in) and then robbed them blind of from their hard-earned wealth and property in Mogadishu.

 

And yet he, of course, with no "sense-of-shame" (or even with a meager proportion of "self-awareness" on his part) will detain you till the small hours of the night, while bleating about endlessly about the "appropriateness" of other folk's agenda, such as that of Somaliland's political objective.

 

But I suppose, in his defense, all one can say is that, that must account for something right, at least in the "scale of judgement" of things. Since, "our-chief-resident" of the "Scrap-Merchants Associates", could only be expected to be equal to such a "low-ball-arguments" and nothing else, indeed, in the first place.

 

As for my old friend, Mr Ngonge, I am sure he is "lurking" around the place, whilst "waiting" (Like so much of the proverbial Godot) to enter into the fray at most opportune time for his always "sarcastically-tinged" take of the crazy Somali politics.

 

So, give him time I say. For I am sure of it, that, he will eventually show us his political hand in here, along with his "straight-out-of-a-police-line-up-guilty-mugshot" (as it were :D) for our edification, indeed. 

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Johnny B Boy. A man we must all bow down to as the undisputed "self-appointed-editor" of all of the "Scrap-Merchants-Collective-wisdom" that are uniquely to be found in Mogadishu.

 

Is Johnny a used-parts salesman in Mogadishu?

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Johnny B   

Dahir,

Next time your Car breaks or sounds like a heading-home Lancester in Mogadishu, find me at "Maxfalka" where the city's best Scrap-Merchant. "New Bambelmi" is located

We offer the best price on parts to cars like old Bedford Lorries, Chrysler's Dodges and Fiats's 650 , but never a Japaneese, no single part for specefically Isuzu Lorries, for its history of bringing people like my Guru to Mogadishu.

 

Aaah My Guru, me and my low-ball arguments are about anything but  the "legality" of "Somaliland's" political project , but then how on earth can i converse with my Guru about the Lonon weather, when the answer is ALWAYS "Somaliland" is fine".?

 

As for the drivel, don't let it go over your head, but despite it's demagogy ,scare tactics and personal attacks, it is the only thing somehow consistent and worthy o one's few minutes of reading , compared to the flying clickbaits of the section in question. .

 

 

As for the manly man  NGONGE, no chane in hell that i'll be that lucky to see a Police or MI6  mugshot  of him, that day i'll Join the real IRA..

 

 

 

 

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Oodweyne   
49 minutes ago, Johnny B said:

Dahir,

Next time your Car breaks or sounds like a heading-home Lancester in Mogadishu, find me at "Maxfalka" where the city's best Scrap-Merchant. "New Bambelmi" is located

We offer the best price on parts to cars like old Bedford Lorries, Chrysler's Dodges and Fiats's 650 , but never a Japaneese, no single part for specefically Isuzu Lorries, for its history of bringing people like my Guru to Mogadishu.

 

Aaah My Guru, me and my low-ball arguments are about anything but  the "legality" of "Somaliland's" political project , but then how on earth can i converse with my Guru about the Lonon weather, when the answer is ALWAYS "Somaliland" is fine".?

 

As for the drivel, don't let it go over your head, but despite it's demagogy ,scare tactics and personal attacks, it is the only thing somehow consistent and worthy o one's few minutes of reading , compared to the flying clickbaits of the section in question. .

 

 

As for the manly man  NGONGE, no chane in hell that i'll be that lucky to see a Police or MI6  mugshot  of him, that day i'll Join the real IRA..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Johnny B,

 

That is the spirit, attaboy. For I will always enjoy conversing (or at least slicing the "verbal bread") with those who could be rely on to give back as good as they took it on the chin of anything that comes their way from others.

 

And in that sense, I knew you will take it on the chin, shall we say, of any "kick-to-groin", which may have been sent your way. In particular of the kind of the "verbal kick" which alleges you being the "scrap-merchants's chief-representative" in SOL.

 

Of course, it goes without saying, that if, in turn I seem to detain you with a "drivel" hand-delivered to you with a wing-and-a-prayer, then you may be entitled to get tired of it. And therefore, you may be "incline" to say, Dear Guru, please, gives something else other than this endless talk of yours that is essentially nothing more elevated than that of saying: "all is well under the sky of Somaliland's politics". Which I gather may be the "real reason" that actually brought you out of your "hibernation fox-hole" in which you were only too content to remain in it previously. 

 

Hence the reason I said I like a man who gives back (with a compounded interest, no less) of any "verbal frisking" he may take it from any passing fellow, who in turn fancy his chances of getting the better of you when it comes to exchanges of "verbal blows" (as it were).

 

And in that sense I shall try to see to it whether my next verbal's contribution to this parish will be bit more meaningful than the usual "drivel" that seems to have tired you in no ends, or at least seems to have drove you round the bend (as it were), my friend. 

 

As for, my friend, Mr Ngonge, last time I heard he was "dallying" with his accounting profession or business background, just so that he can earn his daily bread (as it were).

 

Subsequently, if we were to find out, that, he has being  made a "reluctant guest" of Her Majesty's prison services, then although he shall have our endless "commiseration" for his predicament, but still for what is worth, we should remind ourselves of how easy it is in this day and age to fall foul of the financial's watch-dogs across the world, particularly since 2008 with the Great Financial Crisis (GFC) of the wold economy.

 

Hence, lets hope that we shan't hear of any "bad news" concerning our friend, Mr Ngonge, along with a police's mug-shot plastered across internet in regards to what he is been alleged to have done it, indeed.:D  

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NGONGE   

Mr Johnny B called and here I come (albeit late).

 

I have missed this place and missed all of you. But social media seems to have rendered discussion forums obsolete, more so that the type of propaganda you complain about is more prevalent here than in social media (there it's a simple line, here an essay).

 

Still, since Holac's idea of summoning ghosts works, how about we call more back?

 

@N.O.R.F

@Juxa

@Serenity 

@Abtigiis

@xiinfaniin

@Jacaylbaro

@nuune

@STOIC

@Valantinah

 

(well that didn't work) :)

 

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Oodweyne   

Man, what a surprise. :D my nigger, long time no see, bro. And I thought, you may have run a foul of the Her Majesty Financial authority (or some such outfit). And therefore we shan't been seeing you anytime soon (xD). Anyway, we need to catch up. The place in on fire with a decidedly one or two "Sheegato", who turn are best we got in here,  at least as "stand-up-comedian" sort of fellows. Which I am sure you will run into them, from time-to-time.

 

So that being the usual pleasantries getting out of the way, then get stuck, mate. And I am sure we should also say to the folks who disappeared on us through out the years, come back, chaps, all is forgiven (as it were).. :D

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Salaam reer SOL.

 

Xaadir.

 

The owner of this place (the Lion Teaser), developed an slick way of notifying old nomads when their names are mentioned.

 

meeshaan muddo badan aan ka maqnaa. 

 

PS:

Oodweyne oo Tuka-raq qabsaday wax walbaa u bannaan.

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Mooge   

lol. Niyoow NGONGE iyo Juxa iyo Xiin maxay donayaan tollow today. yaa dhintay. Waan idinka raysanay walalayaal. lol

 

the only thing is xiinfaniin used to karbaash Oodweyne like a baby but today jeegaan boy is running around unabated with freedom. Che karbaashed him few times and saalax is also mujahid but xiin's punch was painful and is needed to stop Oodweyne niyoow. 

 

niyoow it is time to end Oodweyne misery once and for all. 

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