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>A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike

English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ''House''

for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine:

"el

>lapiz.''

>

>A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the

answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and

asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a

masculine or a feminine noun.

>

>Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

>

>The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the

feminine gender (''la computer''), because:

>1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

>2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is

impossible to understand for everyone else;

>3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible

later retrieval; and

>4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending

half your paycheck on accessories for it.

>

>(No chuckling... this gets better!)

>

>The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine

>(''el computer''), because:

>

>1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

>2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

>3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they

ARE the problem; and

>4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a

little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

>

>The women won.

 

 

asxantu

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raula   

The tribe of SHEBA(women group) has spoken :Dicon_razz.gif and they win survivor all-star :D;)sir naageed lama sal gaaro miyey aheed mah mahdu-cajiib! icon_razz.gif

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nuune   

loool, the women won cuz they watch too much TURN ME ON, see, dat is da difference, men were giving technological reasons while on da other hand women's reasons were all based on SEX lool, true,

 

at last they won and RAULA is happy, maahmaah ayba la soo boodey :D

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