- Femme - Posted March 16, 2004 Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y' know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigger'. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted March 16, 2004 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? LooooooooooooooL absolute crazyhouse indeed! Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Wasn't this quote in his 'down to earth' movie..very funny movie lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted March 19, 2004 Chris Rock - man I like his sence of humour yes jamaal that quote was in his movie "down to earth" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted March 19, 2004 He sure Rocksssssssss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted March 20, 2004 LMAO...GOd! that was funny! especially the whole Bush, Colon, and Dick part! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Narcissistic-Sister Posted March 22, 2004 Funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoMa_InC Posted March 25, 2004 looooooooooooooooooolz can lol anymore.....ma ribs r hurting.....lolz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace of Spadez Posted March 25, 2004 christ rock is funny but can be so annoying at times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
