Amiira Posted July 17, 2003 SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT) In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT). We are trying to give employees more SHIT than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle. Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT). Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already. If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get the SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (DIP SHIT). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT). Thank you BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (BIG SHIT) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted July 17, 2003 Hahaa! that is funny stuff! I make sure i tell my mgrs they are full of shit! Myself i want be in the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS(DIP SHIT)..lolo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted July 20, 2003 I am glad you enjoy it, APLUS AND BARWAAQO. APLUS is it true what Darman said about you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted July 21, 2003 Amiira, Don't believe anything darman says. But what did he say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted July 22, 2003 Ahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahhahaah....hol up Im not done....Ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah...ok...alright...I think I broke my rib cage...alright...breathe in...Im fine now.. nice one...ahahaha. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
