J.Lee Posted June 11, 2003 Little timmy is in 1st grade at school the teacher has every one listening and poses a question to them to solve "if there are 3 birds on a fence, and one of them gets shot, how many birds are left?" Timmy puts his hand up and say "none, after one is shot, and the others would fly away frightened from the gun shot" The teacher amused replies " no the answer is 2, but I like the way u think!" Timmy then says "ok then miss, I have one for u, there are 3 ladies sitting on a park bench all eating ice cream, 1 of them is eating it normally, the other is licking it gracefully, and the third is absolutely cherishing it, licking and suckin sexually, sucking its inside out, and biting off the bottom. Now which one of them is married?" The teacher all embarrased and blushing says "the 3rd one" Timmy says " NO! the one with the ring on her wedding finger,,,,But I like the way YOU think!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamelia Posted June 11, 2003 lol...that was funny.....like the way the lil kid thinks...though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted June 17, 2003 lool@Oh shit..lil snitch azz kid he is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 17, 2003 Originally posted by MsWord: Timmy says " NO! the one with the ring on her wedding finger,,,,But I like the way YOU think!" Ooooohh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
