Martin Lawrence Posted April 17, 2003 How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6,000 in the ashtray Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever? Hitler What's 12 inches long, hard and white? Nothing, it only comes in black How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucer is still trying to back out of your driveway. What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan Why isn't there a Mexican Olympic team? Every Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in America How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted April 17, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Thats some stuff man especially this one How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted April 18, 2003 That was funny specially the ethiopian jokes....looooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 18, 2003 lol, very funny what do u call two somalis in a cell? TWIX!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rokko Posted April 21, 2003 loooooooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Musadaq Posted April 21, 2003 loooooool! dat was a nice joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Martin Lawrence Posted April 22, 2003 More to come Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby_GurL Posted April 23, 2003 These jokes I have 2 say are the stupidest jokes ever not only r they racist but stuuuuuuupid...might I add dat Somalia has the same number of flies as Ethiopia soo wen u say dat joke think twice.... :eek: :eek: Actually don't think at all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelEyes Posted April 23, 2003 looooooool...that waz funny specially the "why isn't there a mexican olympic team?"...loool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rakim Posted April 23, 2003 looooool..very funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Martin Lawrence: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucer is still trying to back out of your driveway. [ LoooOOL that's f***king funny,dem asians are good at evrything accept driving,they can make cars but sadly enough can't drive Shi-t i'm supposed to be typing my home work but instead i'm rolling on the ground laughing at chinese jokes,damn i must be big time loser Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Martin Lawrence Posted April 23, 2003 there was a white man chinese man and a black man they all went to a magical bridge that was 50 thousand feet in the air and whateva you said when you jumped off you would turn into so the white man thought real long and jumped off and said eagle *poof* he turned into a eagle and flew away the chinese man thought real long and jumped off and said sparrow *poof* he turned into a sparrow and flew away the black man already knew what he wanted to be so he jumped off but when he did he looked down and saw the eagle and sparrow flying and he said ooooooooooooooo sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ttttttttttttttttttttt *poof* he turned into a pile of sh!t There are 4 guys on a boat (1 cuban, 1 chinese, 1 Russian, and 1 Canadian). The cuban guy pulls out a box of cuban cigars, and lights one of them up and throws the rest in the ocean. The rest of the guys are "What the **** you doing!?!?!", he answers "We got so much of those in my country". The Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a sip, and throws it out. They all yell at him, and he says, "What?... we have all of those in my country". Then out of nowhere the canadian dude throws out the Chinese guy and yells we have too many of you in my country!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
