Hope77 Posted March 24, 2003 A woman is suing a guide-dog school for $150,000 after a blind man allegedly stepped on her foot. A dog trained at the school was leading the man at the time. A student attending a college in Idaho fell from his window while mooning a friend. The student then sued the college, claiming that it had not provided adequate information about the dangers of upper-story windows. Here are some other joke I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt. Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ” POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?” GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?” TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?” KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?” SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?” YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?” INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?” SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.” MEXICO “What's that smell?” SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?” RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?” UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?” GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?” JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” AMERICA “Was John Wayne gay?” Somilia are the women the only ones that eat? you speak one language, have one Religion and you're all the same colour, so what is the reason you're killing each other???? Why do you chew that green stuff? is it not for animals? PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN PEACE AND LOVE HOPE77 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted March 24, 2003 Haha..real funny, but i got feeling that you added the last one yourself.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralDaughter Posted March 24, 2003 lol....That's harsh even by ur standards...Hope.... But funny nevertheless........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkerman Posted March 24, 2003 FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DECATUR-BALLER Posted March 24, 2003 hahahahhhyha hell no hey hope77 this shit is funny spacially somalian part yeah they have same religion ,same color,same languange,but I still dont get it why are they fighting.and why are they chew qaad. Am gonna write another topic about somalian so I hope yall check it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted March 24, 2003 here are some of my own, healthy observations and stereotypes of course. COLUMBIA Where's the cocaine at? I hear you people mix it with everything. SCOTLAND What's up with all these hairy, skirt wearing men is this a gay country?! ARGENTINA Military Totalitarianism is what we need again! CANADA We all know Canada's esteemed President is Mr. Tim Hortons. ROMANIA Wow, you people all look like gypsies (an insult there) If I go to the Province Transylvania will I become Dracula? Will I be killed by him? Will I become posessed by him? Do you think he's cute? Do any of his neighbors live by? Do you think I'm cute? CHINA Invading Tibet before it gets recognized(as a country) and slaughtering and torturing them sure is fun eh If I decided to live in China I would have 16 kids (such a blessing they are) AMERICA I heard George Washington was a transvestite is this true? by the way, how do you stop those stupid Yanks? ISREAL Hitler was a misunderstood and sensitive man don't you agree? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted March 25, 2003 These are the funny ones in my opinion: KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” ..and the coldest one ISREAL Hitler was a misunderstood and sensitive man don't you agree? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
