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  1. Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. P.J. O'Rourke Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. ~Will Rogers The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975 Every passing moment is a chance to turn it all around... from the movie.. vanilla sky
  2. You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do. ~Norman Juster
  3. naya nindoon dhilo.. I don't like you very much but i love this poem.. It reminds me of all the good and great things this sick sad world has to offere.. for that i hate you even more, since reading this stopped me from poping those pills to end it all.. found that man yet? I don't really care!!!!!!!
  4. When I was young and naïve I believed in love, I even had I picture of my wedding day in mind. In my wee vision of the further the man of my dreams was tall, handsome, loving, understand above all he treated me with utter respect and loved me unconditionally at all times… it is hard to believe this but reality robbed me of my innocence and kicked me up the ass. As I got older and wiser I realised this little romantic notion of mind was solely based on ideologies dictated by the mass media particularly Hollywood films.. So this kind of brings to my concept of love now.. (older and wiser view).. Well there is only one person in this world who truly loves me unconditionally, this person would die for me, they feel my pain when I’m hurting, They will hold my hand and stay up with me all night when I’m not well.. In their eyes I‘m always beautiful, young , refreshing and interesting.. There isn’t a second that goes by without thinking of me.. They always want what is best for me and forever putting before they even think about themselves.. This person would move heaven and earth to make me happy.. This person is my Hooyo Macaan.. Pls note that this is not a poem just my feelings My mummy I will never do anything to displease you I promise to make you happy I promise to do everything in my power to show you that you mean the world to me I will never marry a man you don’t approve of I will only make sacrifices for you and you alone since you made so many for me.. I love you more than life itself Without you my world is completely empty and mean less Without you there is this gigantic whole that nothing but your beautiful smile and wonderful aroma that only comes with you presence can fill.. In my eyes you’re courageous Beautiful, an amazing wife The best mother anyone could ever ask for. Everyday I thank Allah for your existence, for having you as my mother, and for the person you are. As you can see I only love my mother… as for meeting someone and falling head over heels in love with them that little notion is non-existence in world.. I personally believe (older and wiser view) that individuals of the opposite sex often confuse love with number of other emotions.. For instances there are such things as lust, psychical and sexual attraction, been in love with the idea of love, must I go on? the list is just far too long!!! All in all I have come to the conclusion that the only unconditionally love you might receive in this world will only come from you mother. Not your brother, sister even you father.. In terms of marriage, what is love got to do with it? I will marry a man that respects and lets me be an equal partner in our home.. I will only get married when I’m ready to have kids before that, having a man in my life anytime before than will just throw my world into an absolute chaos… Love is a gipsy child Who doesn't know what rules are about...so don't fall!! peace and love hope77
  5. Go straight over to the person in question and say! (You must have a serious expression on you face as well as the tone of voice) Excuse, I have seen around and find you very attractive! Do wanna go to bed with me but we’ll have get married first.. They will certainly be shocked so lol and say hey I find this joke so hilarious and I wanted to know if anybody else would agree.. By the way my name is …… What is yours? This not for the well mannered and cultured . Therefore I take no responsibility for the actions that might be taken by certain individuals when this is used in our community !!! Warning you might be stoned to death or be labelled a slut for the rest of you days.. Peace and love hope77
  6. A woman is suing a guide-dog school for $150,000 after a blind man allegedly stepped on her foot. A dog trained at the school was leading the man at the time. A student attending a college in Idaho fell from his window while mooning a friend. The student then sued the college, claiming that it had not provided adequate information about the dangers of upper-story windows. Here are some other joke I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt. Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ” POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?” GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?” TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?” KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?” SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?” YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?” INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?” SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.” MEXICO “What's that smell?” SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?” RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?” UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?” GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?” JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” AMERICA “Was John Wayne gay?” Somilia are the women the only ones that eat? you speak one language, have one Religion and you're all the same colour, so what is the reason you're killing each other???? Why do you chew that green stuff? is it not for animals? PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN PEACE AND LOVE HOPE77
  7. Hey all! I haven't come across my so call soulmate yet.. but i would like share this with everyone since this is idea of a "soulmate".... Grow old with me The best is yet to be The last of life for which the first was made... This is one of my favourite poems, well part of it! However its written by Robert Browning an English 19th century poet.... Hope you like it as much as I do!!!
  8. Naya nindoon dhilo, Honey im truly sorry that my brother left you at the alter... You see this is one of the reasons why he lefted you.. you were always too busy looking around.. you came out of your mother's womb screaming for attention from men..however i would like to let know although this the information highway it is not a way of find a man!!!!!!!! so get a life... p.s How dare you say that a soulmate is better anything you have ever known.. What about your mum and dad you stupid dhilo! but than again you let my brother go that far and lefted you when he realised that you were just a cheap slut